You wake up in a small Greek Island

You wake up in a small Greek Island

Im greek

Obviously I've been raped... time to get tested.

Go to Anatolia for some civilisation

fuck an Anglo chick

beat up a black

I stay t.b.h.f.a.m.

I become a great archer and rent out my services as a Cretian mercenary

I get beaten to death and never see my loved ones again

>Gather as many National Socialists as I can
>convert everyone that's possible
>Take over the island
>Support from germany/japan/greece
>Revenge is coming
>We win this time

Git rekt bro

>die

>goes to beach to look at naked ladies

>Commies think they even stand a chance
>Almost lost to fucking Japan
>MEGA LUL

Grill some fish

>almost lost
When?
Also those are British actors playing British agents

That doesn't look very small.

help the local syrian refugees and give them my money then drown myself

Organize the refugees to kill Greeks.

ok

Buy cheap metaxa(it's much cheaper in Greece for some reason), eat a gyros, drink myself till I pass away at the beach, wake up sunburned.

Repeat on the next day for a week or two.

shitskin

shitskin

you can be a useless tourist in croatia or spain too

I've been a useless tourist in all three you mentioned, looking for more places to be useless at desu.

better stay in turkey or croatia
both inferior to Greece but you can do the same useless things for less money

are you the real one or a german tryig to get (you)s?

germans are subhumans

>tfw can't tell what level of bait or super bait

why bait?
its true

subhuman
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demigod
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shitskin subhuman
I am a Greek

you're shitskin im greek

way to rep america you fuck