You wake up in a small Greek Island
You wake up in a small Greek Island
Im greek
Obviously I've been raped... time to get tested.
Go to Anatolia for some civilisation
fuck an Anglo chick
beat up a black
I stay t.b.h.f.a.m.
I become a great archer and rent out my services as a Cretian mercenary
I get beaten to death and never see my loved ones again
>Gather as many National Socialists as I can
>convert everyone that's possible
>Take over the island
>Support from germany/japan/greece
>Revenge is coming
>We win this time
Git rekt bro
>die
>goes to beach to look at naked ladies
>Commies think they even stand a chance
>Almost lost to fucking Japan
>MEGA LUL
Grill some fish
>almost lost
When?
Also those are British actors playing British agents
That doesn't look very small.
help the local syrian refugees and give them my money then drown myself
Organize the refugees to kill Greeks.
ok
Buy cheap metaxa(it's much cheaper in Greece for some reason), eat a gyros, drink myself till I pass away at the beach, wake up sunburned.
Repeat on the next day for a week or two.
shitskin
shitskin
you can be a useless tourist in croatia or spain too
I've been a useless tourist in all three you mentioned, looking for more places to be useless at desu.
better stay in turkey or croatia
both inferior to Greece but you can do the same useless things for less money
are you the real one or a german tryig to get (you)s?
germans are subhumans
>tfw can't tell what level of bait or super bait
why bait?
its true
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demigod
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shitskin subhuman
I am a Greek
you're shitskin im greek
way to rep america you fuck