Post your five favorite artists and others assume things about you

Post your five favorite artists and others assume things about you.

>Willie Nelson
>Syd Barrett
>Love
>Everly Brothers
>James Taylor

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>deadmau5
>aphex twin
>iglooghost
>milo
>busdriver
>mr. yote
>tyler, the creator
>pink floyd

you make moonshine

you're a white twenty-something who owns multiple pairs of joggers. you are also balding.

all correct except for the balding part

country redneck or hillbilly w/ a heart of gold who's always chasing his aspirations and goals

bisexual Norwegian who is living it up as an underclassman at his university, claims to take drugs to enhance the music

no order:
>Samhain/ Danzig
>GG Allin
>Motorhead
>DJ Screw
>Type O Negative
>Celtic Frost
>Alice In Chains
>Oneothrix Point Never

>autechre
>xanopticon
>william basinski
>celer
>atomhead

Would you have "sex" with dolly
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David Bowie
Billy Joel
Stevie Wonder
Herbie Hancock
Nina Simone

You grew up in the south and own a shotgun.

Gives good hugs. Just got out of college. Very friendly.

Assaulted a guy years ago and never got caught.

Cocaine addict.

death grips
black sabbath
the cure
boris
shellac

then i bet you have at least a widows peak hairline

you smoke weed daily

you haven't been on Sup Forums for more than a year

every time you drink you have to get extremely drunk

you go to college for something that will make you a lot of money

>pil
>mission of burma
>bedhead
>swell maps
>john fahey

stevie nicks
fleetwood mac
lady gaga
madonna
f(x)

doesn't have many interests but is very dedicated to those you do have


it takes a lot to get you drunk

Avenged Sevenfold
Pantera
Slipknot
Byzantine
Megadeth

Criticises people about todays music.

Kanye West
Danny Brown
Andre 3000
Talking Heads
King Crimson
Can’t read and or count
Someone’s moms

>Cocaine addict.
wish I had the money for coke, it's super expensive here. I generally do adderall and lorazepam lol
>you go to college for something that will make you a lot of money
cybersec/social engineering, specifically I'm double majoring in cybersecurity and theater

bump

how can anyone like deadmau5 and aphex twin at the same time

Pink Floyd
Gorillaz
AJJ
Tally Hall
MF DOOM

Syd barret
Trent reznor
Johnny cash
David Byrne
Frank Zappa

You've done PCP at least once, might be prone to screaming episodes.

You may or may not be a father and if you found weed in your son's room you wouldn't mind.

>AJJ
>Violent Femmes
>Big Black
>My Chemical Romance (inb4 edgy)
>The Microphones

My Chemical Romance
Unwound
Talking Heads
Ween
Sonic Youth

>The Dubliners
>Elvis
>Pink Floyd
>Leonard Cohen
>John Fahey

I’m not a father but not only would I not care I’d smoke with him listening to Syd Barrett

Mayhem
Darkthrone
Burzum
Venom
Sodom

New Order
Fugazi
David Sylvian
Orbital
Amon Tobin

You used to skateboard. You live somewhere in flyover country.

holy fucking cringe

Motorhead
Ramones
The Misfits
Mercyful Fate
Bathory

You've obviously only uncovered the surface of black metal, keep digging

you enjoy weed and have tried psyches or would like to try psyches

Megadeth
Havok
Overkill
Pantera
Lich King

The Doors
Townes Van Zandt
Sublime
Hum
Jethro Tull

It seems that you pertain to be an indie kid at shows with holes filled jeans, continuously smokes cigarettes and gets ape-shit drunk every show. All while surrounding yourself with others that wish that can rap. Keyword: wish

Someone that masquerades to look like they enjoy thrash. First bands listed are solid, after it only plummets

You're either 15 or 50

Your father was an abusive alcoholic.

You tried running once.

>Converge
>Cobalt
>Primordial
>Subrosa
>Kayo Dot

Fuck off it’s not cringe, father son bonding faggot

judas priest
five by five
thin lizzy
fleetwood mac
triumph

A metalcore kiddo back in the wee days of youth, then, you surprisingly grew one ball instead of two and found other bands. Can't say you grew the other one due to the last 2

I understand, today's music sucks ass you fucking hipster. By the way, how's that 15 year old behind the dumpster taste like?

Triggered as fuck my dude

Due to Subrosa and Kayo Dot? That's just silly.

7/10 on the accuracy chart, good job, better than most

Somewhere in your 50. I applaud

I see that your only barely getting into high school, I pray that you indulge into some exploration

You appear to be boastful in your artistry only to reveal that there's null behind the facade

Very experimental, probably went through several phases and have not yet reached your final form

>notorious B.I.G
>ghost bc
>dio
>mercyful fate
>Kendrick Lamar

Rolling Stones
Grateful Dead
Neil Young
The zombies
The Yardbirds

You've slowly said goodbye to your deteriorating horrid taste

How many STDs do you currently have?

spot on lol

Henry Cow
Comus
Yes
The Jesus Lizard
ELP

elegant dude, he won't admit it
You have a lot of anger inside and I don't imply this is negative
humble man

An old soul awaiting deaths arrival

In no order

Kanye West
Laura Marling
The War on Drugs
Massive Attack
Pixies

How often is the bong hit?

>Helen Love
>Trixies Big Red Motorbike
>Melt-Banana
>Twa Toots
>Picky Picnic

>book of sand
>oneohtrix point never
>duster
>jeff witscher
>rollerskate skinny

you're sad and wish you didn't exist

you're a low t soyboy beta cuck numale blah blah

Radiohead
Kanye West
The Beatles
Joy Division
Frank Ocean

Fairly often

Don't worry, a few more years and you'll graduate high school

You full fill the template of " happy on the outside, depressed on the inside". Please go to the doctor, you matter

You're on the edge between Fads aren't you?

I would bet my fucking dick I've dug deeper than (any of) you into black metal. I've explored the underground scenes in all the sub genres of black metal of pretty much every every single country there is, I have spent countless hours of my free time, truly dedicating myself to get to know each and every style there has ever been through the years, since its inception until today. I don't need to prove shit to any of you posers on this board by naming a couple of obscure bands that aren't my favorites, if I'm being asked about my all time favorites. You are the one who either has to dig deeper to truly come to the realization that nothing is nearly as good as the original or to stop pretending for worthless """cred""", and if not you're just a fucking avant-garde kiddo trying to get praise for his """obscure""" taste. I stopped giving a fuck about that shit long ago. Not gonna give your bullshit a pass today, tough fucking luck.

Deltron 3030
SD Laika
3 6 Mafia
Brockhampton
DJ Technorch

Faggots here gonna gonna call you triggered and a bunch of bullshit names but I agree with you completely. The originals that began everything are truly the greatest.
For example I have seen many posts calling the most important prog bands like Yes and King Crimson mainstream entry level garbage because reasons, despite the obscure shit they listened being indebted to these giants. This is fucking ridiculous.

ay wait replace Dj technotch with Frankie Numi I fucked it up

>Sweet Trip
>Cocteau Twins
>Fishmans
>Boredoms
>Oval

guaranteed 15 yrs old
>DJ Screw
>GG Allin
okay then
some pleb who thinks basinski is worth listening to
old fashioned and definitely someone to trust
tsundere
trys to be patient but has temptations to burst into a tirade
socially concious and is a relaxed person overall

Dan Barrett
Sufjan Stevens
Joanna Newsom
Xiu Xiu

Tyler, The Creator
MF Doom
Phil Elverum
Fishmans
Boredoms

Grateful Dead
Bob Dylan
Steely Dan
Elvis
Van Morrison

The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Current 93
Voivod
Brainbombs
Can

>TMV/ATDI
>Le Butcherettes
>Coheed and Cambria
>Bjork
>Pink Floyd

You likely have autism

I was on the border of being diagnosed with Asperger, so you are kinda right!

In no order:
>Black Sabbath
>Willie Nelson
>Uncle acid and the deadbeats
>C.w. McCall
>David Allen coe
>Hour of 13
>Arzachel
>Ultimate Spinach
>Caravan
>Death
>Quasimoto

Boards of Canada
Clark
Burial
Aphex Twin
Carbon Based Lifeforms
Phil Collins
Dr Dre