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State of Origin Thread

Predicting NSW by 8.

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Is /afl/ welcome here?

/nrl/ btfo
based royalty christ

/BIGDOGS/ Report in

What are ya eating lads?

State of this poomunity etc.

Do i even need to say it at this point?

BIG DOG COME TO EAT BABY

this is the unironic pinnacle of the rugby league season lmao

Are we gonna get 3 hours of Nine sucking Thurston off?

has anyone here had one of the new dipping buckets from kfc yet?

can someone post a link to the stream please

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>tfw no qt3.14 velvet sledgehammer in the goal square

Johns>Lockyer>Thurston>Freddy>Lewis

Do NOT @ me

he's picked his team

Steve Price unironically lives in Waipu and owns a Four Square

pizza isnt going to make it in time. feck

Wish it was based Vonnie doing the interview and not this poofter bloke channel 9 have now.

hello

Complete rundown on DCE

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football

Four Square is elite. Based Pricey.

>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.

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pls don't piss on him or me

Do you appove of Lloyds diving?

>ordering takeaway during state of origin

clearly a nigger

Cunt hasn't been relevant since Paul McDermott stopped carrying his fat arse every week on Good News Week.

>Was on the cover of 4 (four) video games

Eat your heart out Adam Reynolds

*ass

Didn't Johnathan Thurston rape a girl way back in the 00's?

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mince pie floatie, u beautiful cunt

vlc stream where

Yeah it was for his PhD.

no that was Andrew Johns, or his brother, honestly i dont care which

Wasn't that intercept the year Blues won the series? 05 when Johns came back from injury?

Every player in the game bends the rules. Some players dive, some players disguise holding the man free kicks while holding their man, some players throw/drop the ball.

Based Lloyd was the only man brave enough to admit to it, and he only did it on a few occasions when he was frustrated by his treatment not getting recognized by the umpires. However the plebocracy of the masses who were jealous of Lloyd's incredible abilities targeted him for years, ignoring the others who would do the same. Fact is Based Lloyd is the greatest full forward of the modern era and would have kicked well over 1000 goals if it weren't for Matthew Knights.

stream whereout thou

Brett Hodgson deserves the same fate as that Chicago Cups fan who got in the way of that ball

Channel 052

and some clubs run a systematical doping program

guys games been on for ten minutes and it is 8-0

There is "literally" no proof that the players were injected with banned substances. Whole thing was a scam, but the plebs will continue to believe it.

Lloyd was absolutely cooked Knights or no Knights

No way he was kicking another 70 goals

>Fact is Based Lloyd is the greatest full forward of the modern era
Fact is you can't tip a canoe, you tipped one out of three on Sunday and your "I never post without donning the trip" narrative got aborted like a bitch

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

>yuh tipped 1/3
Shit happens, wasn't really concentrating on the week focusing more of my efforts into NRL, but 2/3 of those games could have gone either way, and the only bet I made was 400 on Port Adelaide - which won by the way.

>yuh "I never post without donning the trip" narradiv god aborded

Uh...I never post without donning the trip, and if I do I always make sure to reference it with my tripcode.

is this real? what a madman

faggot i aint making an account

foxtel.com.au

>I never post without donning the trip, and if I do I always make sure to reference it with my tripcode.
Contradictory statement, you're making posts without donning the trip, which means "I never post without donning the trip" is a lie, and you cannot prove which posts are yours if you're posting without a trip, so you're a liar and your damage control is pathetic.

its free dickhead

here m8

*pisses on you*

>can't tip a jester
>can't tip as a good gesture
>can't tip the courts so they let him off for being a molestor

Could NZ make a team that could challenge NSW or QLD?

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I did and they still wont stream it CUNT

Doesn't even work for the Origin mate

I'm actually prepared to cry lads

Thanks for the tip, just put $1000 on QLD 13+
Looking at a return of $7500 thanks to you

>YUH GONTRADIGDORY STADEMEND
If you're autistic, sure. But the fact is I only post with my trip on, and if I do happen to decide to make a post as anonymous (which is extremely rare) then I will reference it with my tripcode, thus holding up my integrity. Comprende?

nz beat australia all the time so yes

why hasnt any cunt posted the stream yet

Who do YOU want to win?

Do people care more about State of origin than the nrl grand final?

t. perthfag

No

Right here

*pisses on you*

No, you already contradicted yourself, you are wrong, you cannot prove what anonymous posts are yours. End of story. Narrative aborted, your tip aborted, your life aborted.

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

new fag

shitcunts, glad I don't support channel nine, fucking scum cunts eat a dick faggots, fucking pooftas want me to watch fucking kfc ads fuck ya dick smokers

reminder QLD is stronger than the Australia squad

this one ?

kys seriously

based paulini

ELITE post
Reality Cunt preparing his noose right now lol

how do i get that colour 4cham?

>nation anthem
*mutes tv*

Wes Naqama

anyone would be great m8

OK autist, whatever suits your "narrative".

Well for me I'd rather see Souths win than NSW win this series. But I don't really hold up any "state pride" and didn't grow up obsessed with state of origin so that might explain it. Souths won't win the GF so this will be the next best thing I guess.

poolini singing

*blocks your piss*

t. chang

VLC stream where?
Who else misses Roy n HG commentary?

Dane Gagai hatrick tonight lads. Player of the series as well.

*dabs for the anthem*

Will you all apologise when based hayne brings it home for da bloos again?

>gay guy

Just did a poolini lads

didnt some NRL cunt bash paulini?

gayguy aint doin diddly without daddy to carry him

Who /gettingdrunkoncheapvodka/ here?

Here m8

*pisses on you*

chicken katsu sushi and 375ml can Pepsi Max

cool story bro

This

more like advance australia UNFAIR (to immigrants)

Queensland celebration thread is up

Literally you are all the most unaustralian cunts ever. This stream died and you muslim loving faggots won't even post an alternative for those of us currently in a remote location with no working TV.

My wife just gave me a peck on the cheek and brought in half a dozen jalapeno poppers she made for me to enjoy while watching this.

It's the little things that make me happy.

Good thinking

Queensland is a meme state.