I am a time traveler from the future. Obama is going to hold a press conference tomorrow for the following announcement:
>Ladies and gentlemen, because of events unfolding across the world, we can no longer stand back and do nothing as defenseless women and homosexuals are threatened by ISIS and their affiliates. >These ruthless, savage attacks strike at the very heart of the tolerance and global friendship that is the American way of life. >Thanks to my new friend and mentor Donald Trump, and an internet message board known as Sup Forums I have developed a new understanding of the threat of Radical Islam and the dangers it poses to a civilized society. >While Islam itself is a religion of peace, the adherents of ISIL have corrupted its message and spread evil and destruction across the globe. >Also this morning I was informed that I have full cooperation of Congress to launch an invasion of ISIL controlled territory, coordinated with our allies, including a diverse cast of countries such as Turkey and Russia. >Operation Enduring Obama shall consist of coordinated airstrikes on all key ISIL strongholds, followed by limited ground incursions to capture ISIL's leaders and secure important objectives such as oil fields. >We shall stamp out the thread of Radical Islam. We shall force all those who subscribe to this violent ideology to submit or face total destruction. >May God be with us in this ultimate Crusade to purge the world from unspeakable heresy and evil, thank you God bless and good night Great America.
Jose Green
Real awoo hours up in here. I'm starting to get tired. I haven't gotten a lot of sleep since following the Orlando thing last night (or was it early morning?)
Ian Peterson
You’re acting like bush-league loser, you’re acting like a racist, you’re acting like a bigot. This is called art of the deal. I’m taking my deal off the table. Until you come to the table and get on the other side of the table and prove to me you’re not a bigot and you don’t take my party down in the ditch, you don’t have my endorsement.
I said, all the way back in December, I would never endorse Donald Trump so long as he supported banning 1.4 million people for entering the last best hope for a dying world, the United States of America, simply because of the god they worship.
Elijah Lopez
Fuck Islam
Tyler Parker
AWWOOO THANKS INDIABRO
Robert Powell
Rizal please
Nolan Peterson
it was 2 in the morning EST
John Ramirez
Who here saw entire happening unfold all night last night and was watching the whole thing? It was so cash
Also, who /comfy/ now?
Charles Evans
>Morning Cuck
Chase Gomez
awooooovement!
Wyatt Rodriguez
Rock the Awoovment!
Luis Cook
You're not a time traveler. You're a refugee from another, more reasonable, universe.
Christopher Hughes
You stupid faggot, your very presence in this time has changed the events that will unfold tomorrow. Congrats, you fucked us over
Xavier Morales
Make Vivian a proper trumpfu!!!
Camden Bennett
"Jeb Bush would have demolished Hillary Clinton" - Joe Scarborough
Chase Nelson
Are Trumpers Politically Illiterate Or Just Plain Dumb?
Let me preface this by saying: I've been a top commentator on this forum for several years now and I understand how this place works. Thank you. Trump supporters seem absolutely baffled by the simplest things, from how the electoral college works, to how minimum wage effects economy, to how immigrants enrich USA. They argue at the level of 10 year olds, much like how their "god-emperor" has the vocabulary of a small child. There petty hate will lead America into the hands of a fascist dicktator the likes of which have not been seen since the 1940s. Trump's leadership will antagonize many former allies and may even result in the need to liberate America from tyranny with force. Indeed, many of us EU citizens feel that if Trump should win we may need to go to war to protect USA's racial and religious minorities from oppression.
Thank you for listening.
Levi Foster
did morning joe really say those mean things? :-(
Jayden Kelly
literal fucking autism
Justin Rogers
I had to get the information from this board since I was at work during the event.
Lucas Foster
>Also, who /comfy/ now? /comfy/ hours and /real awoo hours/ coincide, user.
Levi Miller
Why even bother pasting the OP news links and YouTube videos if we hardly talk about Trump in the late night generals anymore?
Wyatt Peterson
I remember all the people who kept saying that it was a confirmed white male even though we know white people don't shoot up gay night clubs while wearing a suicide vest.
Isaac Allen
When was the turning point where Joe turned into a little bitch?
Thomas Brooks
...
Juan Brooks
KKK disavow david duke
Thomas Sullivan
o man I lost it for some reason good job user
reminded me of steins;gate
Jonathan Walker
If gun-free-zone doesn't violate the 2nd amendment then muslim-free-zone doesn't violate the 1st
Logan Gonzalez
He always was one
He wanted Jeb (!)
Angel Myers
Not as bad as autistically using "literal" to describe everything.
Henry Reed
Trump is going to be doing a National Security speech tomorrow. Manafort also talked today.
Ayden Jones
He was always a little bitch. I honestly could not understand why you guys watched him when I first got into /trumpgen/
Elijah Anderson
Yes, please attack us. Then we will have a casus bellI to make europe great again.
Jace Foster
Only fucking reddit would even consider wearing that. Jesus Christ, are you awoo posters even trying? Holy shit.
Oliver Jones
We will We just all need to agree on the changes
Wyatt Howard
/comfy/ reporting in
Elijah White
>Bataclan shooting >San Bernardino shooting >Brussels airport attack >Fucking Orlando shooting >DUDE THEY'RE NOT RELATED AT ALL LMAO
Can't fucking believe I ever gave this cuck the time of day.
Aiden Myers
Who's /hype/ for Trump's speech tomorrow?
>"Tomorrow Mr. Trump will deliver a major speech to further address this terrorist attack, immigration, and national security. The speech will be delivered at the New Hampshire Institute of Politics at St. Anselm's College. For more information please visit Donaldjtrump.com."
Cameron Johnson
>When was the turning point where Joe turned into a little bitch? Wasn't he always one? He's on MSNBC for Christ's sake.
Aaron Reyes
so now that Bernie is finally clearly and non-debatably on Trump's side on one of the most important issues for both the country and the world, WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE LEFTIES GOING TO WAKE UP
John Gomez
Of course he did. Scarborough is a Bush disciple.
Andrew Ortiz
From the start. He and Morning Cunt just pretended to be nice.
Asher Cook
Suddenly I understand name faggin on boards with id's. Imma call you Taybro in muh head
Owen Sullivan
>top commentator Here's a you (you)
Samuel Torres
>WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE LEFTIES GOING TO WAKE UP >implying they will woke
Carter Perez
Let me just list off some of Don Drumpf's numerous failures. Off the top of my head: >trump university >trump airlines >trump mortgage >trump casinos >trump vodka >trump the game >has declared bankruptcy 4 TIMES >has divorced TWICE >his hair is a mess Drumpf is a LOSER!
Ryder Jackson
>WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE LEFTIES GOING TO WAKE UP some of them are starting to.
Parker Garcia
Threadly reminder that Kek was with us last night.
RESPECT ALL FROGPOSTERS TAKE DOUBLES POSTERS SERIOUSLY DONATE (YOU)S TO ALL KEKPOSTERS
Jackson Nguyen
Were you surprised at all when Hawaii voted for Trump?
Carson Wood
You guys mind explaining this?
Austin Clark
The ones with a single brain cell switched to Trump today, any remaining ones making any excuses cannot be saved.
Leo Taylor
>(you)
Jason Ross
Lefties are almost zombie like. It takes the right combination of shock, cognitive breakdown, and alienation to get them to see the truth. A glitch in the cultural marxist matrix.
Ethan Long
I stayed up until fucking 8AM for that shit. Man was it crazy.
James Harris
woah...
Bentley Gray
I hope its a teleprompter edition.
The eyes of the World will be watching very closely.
Ryder Rogers
Keep it on Sup Forums you obese morons.
Dominic Miller
He knows the /slowpoke meme/!!! Trump confirmed user
James Jenkins
go chock on a dick, homo
Ayden Ross
Kek really has helped us all out
Praise be to God Kek
Joshua Morgan
cool authorless text
Lincoln Rogers
>Suddenly I understand name faggin on boards with id's. Namefaggin is still cancer. I started namefaggin because I said something dumb, then another namefag called my out on it, calling me "weinercheese" and got Quad "7777" while doing it.
Never meant for it to be permanent, but I saw how many people it enraged for no reason, so I kept it.
Luke Evans
It was four months later and he said a recent return. What a dumb cunt.
Cameron Mitchell
We have to take over /r/bernie and get them to unite with the Trump reddit page. Bernie is gone, Trump is stronger than ever, and so we find a complete takeover possible. Lets us take Reddit over once and for all. Then those useful faggots can support Donald in their own way, and stay on their own site
Adrian Adams
A little bit because I saw a lot of Rubots, Santorum came to the island, but there were a lot of trumpfags at the caucus.
Surprised Cruz did well AT ALL
William Brooks
pic is what the Muzzies are really saying about Orlando
Landon Reyes
Is it illegal to post a 5-month old picture? Is it illegal to whine about taxes on twitter?
Blake Brooks
They were only pretending to like Trump because they thought he would make Republicans lose the election.
Eli Stewart
>Obeezy will never come home
Also I took a few minutes to look over the E3 happenings and whoo boy. Apparently the usual suspects are now getting real buttmad at videogames glorifying violence after what happened in Orlando.
The left is not only attacking the 2nd amendment again, they're now trying to hit vidya again too.
At this rate I'll be surprised if Hillary gets more than 25% of the young vote.
Sebastian Howard
fuck 'em.
Levi Johnson
Quads of truth, you had no choice, really. >I don't name fag so muh autistic posts don't follow me
Charles Hall
I'm glad someone is standing up to the real people behind this, so called "Christians". They are so brave they would call you out and before you have a chance to reply they would block you. A true hero of the left
Elijah Gutierrez
Thanks user. Who wouldn't wanna hear Manafort talk.
>Lefties are almost zombie like. It takes the right combination of shock, cognitive breakdown, and alienation to get them to see the truth. A glitch in the cultural marxist matrix.
I honestly believe that we'll have to face them in the Leftist Zombie Apocalypse before they actually wake up.
You could have theoretically put any translation you want there lefties will discard it straight away because there's reason for doubt
Michael Lee
>WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE LEFTIES GOING TO WAKE UP They won't wake up. The modern left is truly becoming a mental disease. They will start to happily allow themselves to die in a mass genocide by justifying it with their professional world-renowned mental gymnastics. Meanwhile we will have to use the guns we shrink-wrapped and buried in our backyards.
Eli Jackson
Joe's a Republican though.
Easton Hill
...
Jack Allen
Is anybody else kinda okay with Muslims but absolutely hate them when they live in Christian countries? This is our land we've earned through missionary work and family faith, you have an entire empire of sand gained through rape and slavery to travel to, get the fuck out of here.
Juan Nelson
Stop caring about Reddlt.
Nolan Edwards
He is what you get when you look up RINO.
Gabriel Nguyen
If that happens, I'll bring waifu related
Levi Bennett
i was here when it was screencapped
an iraq dude posted and said it was 'surprisingly accurate'
Landon Gomez
He has a lot of money and a really thick cock.
Daniel Rivera
>kinda okay with Muslims I used to be until both Trade Center attacks
Ryan Mitchell
That's his tax-returning necktie.
Wait until you see his immigrant-returning necktie.
Colton Jenkins
>I've been a top commentator on this forum for several years now
Jeremiah Myers
Has the death toll from the shooting gone up past 50 yet?
Adam Hall
>I don't name fag so muh autistic posts don't follow me That's the single best reason not to namefag.
Of course, there's everything else, too: people here respond to your post content, not because you have some name and background history. You're judged on what you say and not who you are.
It's why user culture will always be best culture for actually communicating ideas.
Colton Harris
>so now that Bernie is finally clearly and non-debatably on Trump's side on one of the most important issues for both the country and the world,
I believe you but...
Where?
When?
Link? Citation?
Lincoln Ross
LETS ALL GIVE A (YOU) TO RINSE PUBIS. THE MOTHERFUCKER WENT DEEP INTO ROMNEY COUNTRY AND TOLD THEM THEY WERE ALL SUICIDE BOMBERS AND TRUMP DIDNT NEED THEM.
Jeremiah Thompson
hey guys, what time is the speech at?
Hunter Reyes
A Jeb supporting Bush disciple.
The Bushes and the Clintons are the same fucking club. The plan for this election was always going to be Clinton with Jeb as backup. It was decided way back in 2008.
Christopher Cooper
kek
Logan King
>Joe's a Republican though. He's on MSNBC.
Andrew Howard
Most youths wanted Bernie, and will either switch to Trump, whether out of spite for Hillary or because he's now the only challenger to the establishment, or not vote. Those who are still undecided can be swayed if we publicize Hillary's attacks on vidya.
