How can one man be so shit at being world number one?
Ryan Myers
THE SIR HAS BEEN SERVED
Dylan James
Worse than Juan Carlos Ferrero, or Carlos Moya
Dominic Morales
I saw Andy Murray at a Grocery store the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my groceries up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hand without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she scanned one of the milky ways and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them them each individually “to prevent any electrical infeterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each milky way and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Easton King
MURRAY = LEWIS HAMILTON
THE RUN IS OVER, ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
Landon Russell
Marcelo Ríos
Ian Nelson
Can we use our meme powers for good and great justice, and empower Birdshit against the borg?
Thomas Cox
>Murray
Joseph Ortiz
when will henman's voice finally break?
Kayden Wright
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
Daniel Evans
...
Asher Rodriguez
didn't hammy just win?
t. doesn't follow f1
Julian Walker
I'm not kidding when I say: I don't think Murray can ever win another slam.
Tyler White
APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW YOU MONKEY
Kayden Diaz
Good choice. Don't think he even won a major
Carson Morales
who even cares about mens tennis
Eli Bennett
Nyet, he's having alot of bad luck, but some say you make ur own luck
Asher Sullivan
not sure might scrape one more at wimbledon or the AO but i doubt it
Brayden Gutierrez
...
Parker Clark
>losing to an american in mens tennis
at least our players dont actually try
Angel Allen
BALDING SCOT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Matthew Harris
...
Gavin Thomas
Murray's been fucked by injuries his whole career, the two times he's played the best tennis of his career in 2013 and 2016 the very next season he's had a debilitating injury with the back then hip. fucking shite luck
hopefully he'll just bite the bullet and get an operation to fix it. no point playing on into the US open if he has no chance of winning it with an injury
Luke Anderson
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John Campbell
HOL UP If djokobot wins he's number 1, right? What if he just gets to the final?
Ian Hughes
>inb4 Americans get excited for tennis again only to find out Querrey is a grass meme
Leo Hernandez
>40 POSTS IN >GABRIEL HAS YET TO APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE!!!!!
Cooper Bailey
Worst thing is he won't get another plate to eat off
Logan Hill
>This fucking damage control
Elijah Harris
Just watched the live rankings, and phew, that was close for Nadull to become #1 (285 points). Now only Chokabitch can clutch his way to the top. That would be quite ironic given the last months.
Brody Ramirez
>Federer 18 Grand Slams
>Nadal 15 Grand Slams
>Djokovic 12 Grand Slams
>Murray 3 Grand Slams
The Big """4"""
Jayden Nguyen
>debilitating injury >still almost makes the semi
you two are clinically retarded.
he has a chance to win wimbledon every single year until he retires
Ethan Russell
>murray will never win another grand slam
Jason Cook
>serve babby
>"skill"
literally the same as a singer who is really good at singing one note
Leo Cox
I tried to tell him that his Nate Silver style of clinging to stats was bullshit and that Murray had shit form coming into this years wimbly.
Cooper Gonzalez
...
Jaxson Reyes
>AO I hope he loses another 5 finals lmao
Wyatt Moore
Nadal is #1
Kayden Davis
Pfft who cares about scotlands Andy Murray when ENGLANDS Jo Konta is going to win Wimbledon
Joseph Foster
I hate how it's always Brit media calling them big4
Elijah Roberts
Is that supposed to be balding?
Leo Sullivan
>18 grand slams
Just give him the 19th already. It's inevitable
Benjamin Hall
he was faking it
Elijah Brown
>If djokobot wins he's number 1, right? Yes
>What if he just gets to the final? No
No
Joshua Robinson
Wimbledon counts for like 4 grandslams on its own though...
Isaac Collins
He won't win it again. Stop kidding yourself.
Luis Reed
Does he really need any more?
>Konta >England (You).
James Mitchell
fuck off, you're the worst poster
Alexander Thomas
m8 we know he's grass meme but it's fun to see bandwagon and brit tears
Dylan Robinson
>le its not a big 4 may may XD XDDDDDDD
kys casuals
Leo Adams
>Kim >Get the racquet
Jaxson Barnes
nice reddit image mind if I save it?
Gavin Thomas
...
Nicholas Edwards
sounds like you brits can't handle BIG YANKEE SERVIN
Alexander Nelson
USA USA USA
Aaron Barnes
great fact based analysis there, that's me convinced!
Jayden Robinson
t. has nvr held a tennis racquet in theyr "life"
Zachary Jones
>B-B-BUT HE'S INJURED I SWEAR
Benjamin Evans
Say what you want about Nadal, but at least he plays an entertaining style of tennis - much more entertaining that the ultra-defensive pusher pong blocks who are Murray and Djokovic.
Eli Bennett
/MULLER/?
Hunter Miller
BREAK POINT COME ON MULLER
Aiden Howard
He visibly is though lol
Eli Martin
MULLER YES
Carson Cox
That slag is anything but English
Jayden Rivera
my nigga gilles
Anthony Gutierrez
...
Dominic Flores
Another final for for CILIC!
Hudson Rodriguez
reminder that the French Open is Murray's best slam performance in the last year
Brayden Scott
I opened a champagne, fuck it, DjokoGOAT won!
Logan Martinez
no-one cares about any other grand slam other than wimbo
winning wimbo twice makes him part of the big 4
Hunter Smith
who /mullerbirddickpooanic/ here
Ryder Stewart
t. admitted he doesn't even watch/like/follow tennis
M U L L E T
Nolan Robinson
>what are opinions
Chase Lewis
replace rao im with you bud
Samuel Roberts
Remove Wimbledon, and Federer has 11 GS. Remove RG, and Nadal has 5. Remove AO, and Djokovic has 6. Remove Wimbledon, and Murray has one.
Thomas Smith
I grant Fed the power of the Wombles of Wimbledon.
May he womble to a sound victory.
Aiden Gutierrez
>can't serve over 100mph >can't chase down balls >can't rotate through his forehand >hitting drop shots on his forehand most of the time
Definitely faking it IMO
Joshua Phillips
>A 5th set of this white. Christ. One of these might be a finalist.