23

>23
>never had a gf

...

>29
>never had a gf or kissed a girl
>no friends
>no job
>live 3 hours from closest family
>spend all day playing video games or out fishing

sól

>21
>never kissed a girl

just get job.You will have lot of friends.And fuck them.

>or out fishing
Wouldn't mind this life desu

>30
>had 5.3 gf as it is a statistic norm
>have friends I see 2.4 times a week
>have a job paid 10% more than average as everyone
>have a dick 2.1cm longer than average as everyone

>just get job
No thanks. I get more money as a NEET with a diagnosis than I did from my first job.
>Wouldn't mind this life desu
It's nice.

I guess you live pretty rural?

Then get a different job dumbfuck. This is why you have most of your problems

> I get more money as a NEET
dude do not get job for money. just for friends and pussies.

How the fuck can you afford living alone and playing videogames then?

>27
>no job
>no friend
>live on neetbux
>only contact with women are escort
>fell in love with one
>think about her everyday

Why it's so hard for heterossexuals to get someone to fuck or kiss? Why are women assholes?

Gay here.

>my first and last gf was the one I had when I was 6

>I guess you live pretty rural?
Yep. About 30 minutes from the closest town.
>problems
What problems? I'm happy.
Had a job. Still had no friends or pussy.
>How the fuck can you afford living alone and playing videogames then?
Swedish NEETbux is heaven.
I get a normal salary sum each month, all healthcare and travel paid for.

>last gf was the one I had when I was 6
are you me?
23 btw

They're the ones who get pregnant. They're programmed to be picky

b-brother...

>tfw I told her to fuck off because she was talking with another guy way too much

Not him but I'm also a NEET and live on my own.
I get 10 400 Kronor each month ( 1 233 dollars).
All my travels are paid for and I get 30% of my rent paid for as well.
I have a pretty big sum saved away.

Why not just do the examinations to be a civil servant and have a comfy public administration job for the rest of your life? I hear if you do that in France it's impossible to be fired unless you're grossly incompetent

Living the dream.

i get 470 per month, of course i don't pay rent, transportation (i can everywhere in paris for free) museum arefree too. But i don't have that much saving. i have rdv from time to time to show that i look for from kek

>Had my dick sucked but have never had full intercourse
So close yet so far
Never seen a pussy

*for work

Here in Belgium, there's some institutions that hand out welfare but also follow up on people to check if they're looking for a job etc. You have to be a good talker to be able to keep welfare for a long time. Doesn't that happen in Sweden?

>>spend all day playing video games or out fishing

does not sound that bad

Please fuck off

>Doesn't that happen in Sweden?
If you are a normal "looking for a job" neet sure.
But as soon as you get a diagnosis (for anything pretty much) you get money without demands.
If your work capability is lower than 30% or you have been unemployed for more than 3 years they don't even want you to get a job. It's literally impossible.

became a normie about two years ago, it sucks
>people messaging you on text/facebook about pointless shit and if you don't respond they get all offended
>gotta go to events they host where almost everybody talks about trivial shit the whole time
>having a gf is the worst, just someone you have to put effort in with 100% of the time
i miss the times where i had no social responsibilities, just went to work and earned money

how do you live with yourselves?

also

Happily and comfortably.

I'm satisfied with my life.

>now 17
>escape virgin at 14

same but i'm 25

>almost 30 years old
>never even kissed a girl and don't have any actual hobbies

>"I-im happy.... g-guys"

>last girl I was with left me because I wasn't interested in sex

Are those NEETbux forever? Because in here to get a subsidy you have to have worked first, go to interviews and max is 2 years for people that have worked a long time before.

nice quads, but still reported for underage

>26
>no gf, never kissed a girl
Oh well, could be worse.

Same here. I wanted to have my neetbux, buy I still haven't worked.
And the minimum of work is 6 months I think l.

Is fishing fun?

>wasn't interested in sex
be honest with yourself, your penis was too small for her

I'm live an happy life, and I'm quite proud of myself and my achievement.
You can't miss something you never experienced. Only desire it. Which is only a minor frustration.

Yep for as long as you are unemployed. Doesn't matter if it's 1 month or 10 years.
I've been on NEETbux for 6 years now.
My uncle has been living of it for 30 years.
>Is fishing fun?
Yes, wonderful.
>don't have any actual hobbies
Fishing and video games is my hobby.

I've never had a gf and I'm not even interested in sex anymore.

Videogames are not a hobby for someone who is almost 30 years old.

Why not? What should I do then? Play chess?
I do what I enjoy, gaming has always been a passion.

>Yep for as long as you are unemployed. Doesn't matter if it's 1 month or 10 years.
>I've been on NEETbux for 6 years now.
>My uncle has been living of it for 30 years.
Do you realise that with all the immigration that is incoming your system will explode in 10 years or less?

My dick is about 15cm, it's good enough

No, sex is just overrated. Sadly it's probably low testosterone

I'm 25. Lost my virginity at 25, in january. Since then, I've fucked 3 girls.

>23 next year
>virgin
>only sexual experience was touching my girlfriend when i was 14
>have had no friends for 4 years
>getting a job soon so hopefully I'll make friends

>these are the people I spend my time talking to
That does it. Fuck this board.

The same rules do not apply to them actually.
They don't get the same amount and demands are made before they can get any kind of social aid.
Bye.

it's Sup Forums, what the fuck did you expect

>this smugness

and what makes you so great?

what are your hobbies?

Probably some boring as shit hobbies just because he's old and it's expected of him.

Wouldn't be surprised if going out down the club counts as a hobby.

same here but i am 21 XD

This!

I suppose for one he has a job, people that he cares for and actually isn't socially inept

lol no, just because reddit took over Sup Forums doesn't make all of it the same, low traffic boards and even fucking Sup Forums are better in that regard

>get gf
>literally requires your attention and entertainment every moment of the day you're not at work or asleep

Pain in the arse lad, don't bother.

better than being alone

t. series enthusiast

fuck off shitstain

she's not a dog, she's a person, and probably thinks the same of you

>my faggot boyfriend is on the computer all day and requires special treatment

But being on the computer doesn't require any attention from her at all. Alone time isn't a bad thing.

>28
>had gf but never had sex because religious
>stuck in loop of work eat sleep
>dont see friends much anymore

Don't date a clingy bitch then.

Normalfag scum like you are literally human garbage.
The Canadian user in particular deserves to be fucking curb-stomped.

>I got kissed by a girl only once
>almost 30
>Thinking seriously to become a trap for old men so I can finally know how sex is like

living the dream

see you tomorrow

That's gay tbqhwyf.

Yeah this always put me off. I hate the idea of needing to be constantly connected to her and messaging her. I also don't want to be forced to do shit on Saturdays. The main benefit of a gf is the sex

do people like you actually think you're being treated unfair by the community or something?

I once met 2 people IRL who were like that, they were amongst the most repulsive and disgusting people I ever met who thought they were witty for belonging in a "special club"

there's a reason fat wastes of oxygen like you aren't popular

even if you are grossly incompetent, they can't fire you unless you're a rapist or a murderer

But user... you are an old man!

Same

>lol no, just because reddit took over Sup Forums doesn't make all of it the same
Sup Forums has always had that kind of people though, it's one of its staples. Even Sup Forums has ''tfw no gf'' people.

Video games are a hobby like any other.

Yeah, If you're not married.

>tfw paid a prostitute to cuddle with me
You'll never be pathetic as I am