Why is America the only country that rigorously drug tests for every job, even fast food?

Why is America the only country that rigorously drug tests for every job, even fast food?

I reported a FedEx guy to the company for smoking weed in their trucks simply because every stoner I've known has been a fuck up. Did him a favor.

Because there is no other way to fire people anymore

I worked as an enrollment counselor for a major Christian university and was never tested. Restaurant jobs also never test.

"wow smoking that plant might ruin your life, here let me help you out by ruining your life"

Liability regulation and tort laws. Thanks, government!

give up a nasty habit. get a new job. upgraded his life.

Because if you don't have the self control to not do drugs for the amount of time it takes to pass a drug test you are probably a waste of human life.

government makes them

"I have no self control and must be intoxicated at all times."

Wow, that's admirable. You changed his whole life around, didn't you?

kek the look on their faces when they get fired or told their piss came back pos is fucking gold
shouldn't be a stupid dope smoking perma fried faggot because one shitty dead end job shouldn't ruin your life should be able to find another dead end job unless your brain is so fucking toast you can't function without someone holding your hand all day

>smoking weed while driving

Disgusting.

because America generally has horrible hiring standards and practices across the board so this is an easy way to choose between applicants.

Driving delivery trucks is a decent job

Because fun is not allowed.

>be me
>adult human being
>have to work at fedex, my life is already fucked
>at least i can mellow this deep depression that is bringing me to suicide with weed
>get reported

It has been over a year since I last smoked and I still can't pass a piss test. 180lb 6'0

day hauls or long haulers
i thought the day haul dudes paid shitty wages
and the only way to make any good dole was doing long hauls from Can to us to Mexico ect

still though if your reputable enough then finding another good job shouldn't be hard

The place I work does randoms every week

Are you a cop ?
No?

Are you a detective ?
No?

Are you a DEA agent ?
No ?


Oh that's right , you're a cunt who doesn't mind his own fucking business.

Guess what ?
If that guys life got fucked up because of you , you're going to experience twice that , I promise you.

Karma is real
And she is a huge relentless bitch lol

That is your companies policy. If you don't like it go somewhere else.

I'm talking about UPS/Fed Ex type stuff
One of my friends does it and makes 60k a year.
It's not a ton of money, but he gets a good bit of time off and it is pretty cheap to live where he does.

I imagine only lower end jobs drug test
I would assume engineers aren't getting piss tested

Also , my friend just passed his drug test for 25 dollars , using synthetic urine. And now he works fulltime for the company. Smokes weed everyday.

Mad ?

I am an engineer and every job I have gives random tests monthly.

People applying for fast food jobs are generally the most likely to be drug users. Furthermore, since the job doesn't really have any rigorous requirements and a monkey can be trained to do it in a day, employers need some sort of criteria that they can use to screen applicants. Most hiring managers know that half their workforce get stoned every night, and don't give a shit because most of the managers do the same thing; it's just a question of demonstrating responsibility and drive. Managers usually don't care what you do on your free time, they just want to know that you're going to show up when scheduled and do your work. If you're applying for a job at Burger King and you can't stop smoking weed for one fucking week to pass a drug test, most bosses are going to assume you're not worth the bother of hiring.

Realized I was wasting my life and money by being a pot head. I smoked daily for 18 years, and used concentrates. Took me nearly 4 months to piss clean.

So let me get this straight.

They would rather a burger flipper get tested than a man who designs bridges for a living?

Weed is the only thing that stays in your system. Weed stays in your system a month and basically all hard drugs which are the ones they pretend they are testing for goes out of your system in 3 days!

Pretty much every company in the industry I work in now does it. I don't smoke, but it isn't any of their business.

Any tips on which brand to use? It seems like a scam to me.

>smoking weed whilst driving
>smoking weed at work

you did the right thing

>you're a cunt who doesn't mind his own fucking business
Says the stoner pussy who's bitching over something that has nothing to do with her

Half the taxi drives smoke weed were I use to work. Im talking all day long!

I agree he shouldn't be smoking whilst working but now he has a weed habit and no job.

Fucking curtain twitchers would have no life if it wasn't for other people enjoying themselves.

They give random hair folical which goes back a year.

Umm
Quick fix

That's the brand

100% pass

Microwave , keep it between x degrees , tape to area by sac to conceal and keep temp on piss , autofail on cold piss.

Wanna go full retard ? Get the whizinator
Its literally a strapon that pisses , so when you have actual drug tests where they watch you piss

Oh wow the salt in this one is enough to kill all the slugs in the world.

>apply at grocery store
>halfway through the multiple interview process I find out that they perform hair testing on all employees

Haha. All I know is . I'd find out your phone number somehow and I'd go from there. I'd probably kill you over some shit like that.

Its man code. You don't fuck someone's stability up cause you felt like being a major faggot

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That's why there are random tests so you can't plan around it. I don't see the problem here. Each company can set it's own drug policy to what it wants. You don't have a right to work anywhere you want. If you don't like a company's drug policy then don't work there.

Is that the one that comes with a handwarmer pad to keep it at the right temp? Seems like that would be the hardest part after concealing it. I was patted down at the last drug test I had to take.

That's some owellian fuckinv grocery store wtf?

Or do they only do transactions in gold ? Lmao

Pretty sure casinos don't even do a follicle test ffs

Yeah right, you wouldn't do shit you little bitch.

>man code
Don't bring something up that doesn't apply to you, bitch

>thinking you can tell people what to do, just like a woman thinks she can
Fuck you bitch.

Go worry about your stoner boyfriends elsewhere

Wtf jobs are you applying for that they pat you down before a piss test lol

If every living thing has a cannibinoid receptor , you'd think it'd be okay to use it...


But its totes coolio to get that opiate script from doc freeburg

>Karma is real

Haha I'm in Phx Arizona , anytime pal. I will fucking end you

I'm 27 years old little man. And I've smoked pot since I was 18 and you would never even know unless I told you. Or you were being a nosey little twat burger. Who thinks he is a fucking vigilante bad ass.

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Her lifestyle looks a lot more based than that fucking normie smoking weed.

Do unto others , and that faggot did what he wanted done to him in the future. So watch . he will pay. His life is so fucking miserable he stalked a man , probably for hours , maybe weeks to catch him taking a puff at work to ease the stress of having to deliver other peoples bullshit from amazon all god damn day.

You fucking losers are legit pieces of garbage. No wonder you have zero friends lol.

You both are legit pathetic

fucking quentin dude that nigga stupid as hell lol

>bitch


You wouldn't say that to my face in this life or the next you pond scum


Where did you go BITCH

where do you live bitch

Stoners are degenerates.

>no street address
You're fake, bitch. fuck out of here with your pussy bullshit.

Wow that must have improved his life so much. I hope you realise that when he is looking for anthoer job it will be so much harder because of some bullshit you did.

>employers get to judge you about what you do in your own free time and can fire you over it
>"""""""land of the free""""""

>I AM SILLY

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Would you hire a pozzer? I wouldn't.

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They didn't test for fast food at my job but maybe that's just startup life

I don't give a shit what my workers do in their free time if they get to work sober and do their work right.

most weed addicts cant even fucking flip burgers right.

they sit on their iphones or talk about non sense
to other employees trying to work

drugs are degenerate even weed

Lying or literally 95% body fat and somehow alive

>They would rather a burger flipper get tested than a man who designs bridges for a living?

bridge designs are checked and reviewed by more than one person and more than one group. on the other hand, if you are running a burger joint that can barely pay the rent you are already hiring losers, so you hope to get someone who can actually stay at the counter for 15 minutes straight.

I have no problem with people who do drugs at home, but I've worked with countless pot heads at work, and every one of them was worthless. The problem in almost all cases is that they live with parents or a woman who won't let them smoke at home, so they do it all day long at work.

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>do drugs
>more intelligent than everyone who doesn't
>twice as intelligent as the most intelligent Sup Forums shitposter

Whatever helps subhumans sleep at night though.

So you wouldn't do medical exams to see if they have a highly contagious virus?

You'd jeopardize your employees' safety for the sake of "freedom"?

Employers have the right to know what kind of person they're hiring and to set the requirements to enter a private company as much as they have the responsability to keep a good and safe enviorement for their workers.

The issue is that your more competent, intelligent employees are probably more likely to fail you drug tests, rather than less likely. Kill yourself.

>hates pot smokers
>supports big pharma

As usual, Sup Forums was the kikes all along.

>even fast food
Bullshit.

I've worked at 4 different fast food places in the past, none of them tested at all.

New Zealand is pretty bad, it would get all the maori off the dole.

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>I've worked at 4 different fast food places

so, when you fill out a resume for a real job, you have to ask yourself... is it better to just list one and claim I was unemployed the rest of the time, or do i claim two...

New Zealand is pretty strict with drug testing.

Hell over the past decade or so drug testing places have opened everywhere and I always see lines of people waiting to go in to get tested.

Anything to do with machinery or heavy vehicles you will get tested here. Other employers it really depends on their drug stance and if bad employers have let them down in the past.

I want to defend him because I do smoke occasionally and I have a very nice career but at the same time you're probably right with him being a stoner fuck up if he's smoking at work.

>40 IQ average Sup Forums poster thinks some comic image an asshurt virgin neckbeard made represents reality
>thinks an anthropomorphic universe creator who gave birth to himself to forgive humans for mistakes they made before they existed is plausible, but altering neurochemistry to provide new perspectives on life is implausible

You're literally too stupid to want to do drugs. Let that sink in. Literally every single extraordinarily intelligent person I know experiments with drugs. You are worthless. Go jerk off to neo-Nazi propaganda you subhuman neckbeard.

>a real job

Nigger all of the real jobs are being filled by poo in the loos.

Who the fuck made you in charge of other people's lives?

Because the corporations that cuck you have eroded your workers ability to protect themselves to the point that relatively few positions actually compete for labour anymore, labour competes for positions.

And your ass is wide open for anything a company wants to subject you to.

Also, there are some professions where it's very helpful, like when I worked on the rig floor I got piss tested all the time. When I moved to shack welding on pipe, I never got tested.

Because in the later position I could not very easily fuck up in a way in which I could have gotten myself or somebody else hurt.

For some jobs, it makes sense and it's really a safety issue if people are fucked up on the job, it can't be happening.

But in America people get piss tested for many fucking office jobs, it's retarded.

>be me
> severe depression and anxiety
> pills and medications left and right
> only makes things worse
> try weed a few times
> start feeling better about life
> go out and get a decent job at FedEx
> situation is starting to turn around
> have some bad days
> take a hit off duty in the truck
> coworker comes in
> pretends to not care and be my friend
> fag got turns around and tells my boss
> lose job and now have to test for every job I apply for
> depression worse than ever
> can't find a job
> retard thinks he made my life easier

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>But in America people get piss tested for many fucking office jobs, it's retarded.

I think it's like the glorious loyalty oath crusade in Catch-22. if you don't test for drugs, your company must encourage drug use at work, or some bullshit like that.

jokes on him I'm not his coworker. just a random asshole walking down the street and memorized his plate.

cleaning up our degenerate culture one degenerate at a time.

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>Doing drugs at work
>Doing drugs ever

Degeneracy, you did good son

you're on Sup Forums in the middle of the night calling a guy with a job degenerate

Honestly I think it;s just a liability concern, and they are so free to do whatever the fuck they want due to foreign workers and anti-labour-negotiation policies that they'd simply rather completely erase it as a possibility of a problem, simply because they can, and there's no downside for them, since there is such a huge glut of people who need employment.

>I am more competent and intelligent because I do drugs.

kys

Tobacco smokers are faggots too.
Even moreso if you're one of those queers who vapes.

You seem to be projecting there a little faggot, you have no evidence of any of that. Paranoid maybe? Is that 420 dude bro going to your head maybe? Fucking degenerate.

we're all on Sup Forums when you think about it

I'm not. I'm using that cool Reddit extension where I can post there and earn karma while the post is cross-posted here.

do you use any drugs and who's you're employer?

right now I mostly use kratom and weed, but I have to keep it moderate because I supervise a FedEx distribution center. why do you ask?

yes but not all of us are getting working individuals fired while holding some moral highground, you're a fucking loser just like pretty much every other person here don't kid yourself into thinking you were doing some great deed.

Why does that have a tripcode watermark? Seriously? Big fat watermarks are bad enough, but a big fat tripfag watermark?

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