Did he fuck Hermione, Sup Forums...?

Did he fuck Hermione, Sup Forums...?

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Perhaps, but not nearly as hard as audiences were fucked by one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

This.

Harry Potter is shit.

Why are you asking me again you fucking retard!

No, but Cedric Diggory did fuck Cho Chang while Moaning Myrtle watched. Dean Thomas also gave Ginny the BBC.

stale pasta


no she is pure
she would not fuck some dumb brute

Doing God's work.

Yes, he gave her the BBC (Big Bulgar Cock).

The real question is, why didn't Harry fuck Hermione?

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Rowling is a hack writer. Literally the only reason.

>hermione gets S L A V' D
>harry and ron cant even make out with the Poos In The Loos

what did Rowling mean by this...?

>Ayn Rand God tier
I'm not even going to comment
>Albert Camus The stranger God Tier
Good but nah

>Ernest Hemingway and, specially, John Steinbeck, over Dostoevky's Notes from the Underground...
Let me compare this in Sup Forums's terms... that's like saying that walking dead or game of thrones are better shows than the Sopranos.

You haven't been here long but I think it's already time for you to leave.

Fucking newfag

>THIS TROPE DIDN'T HAPPEN! SHE'S A SHITTY WRITTER!

she was a good friend

>a 17 year old fucked a 14 year old
Is that legal?

But she's allowed to get fucked by a dumb pussy?

Because she didn't look like his mom

yeah, she got SLAV'D hard

>You regret 100% of the shots you didn't take

[Autism intensifies]

>god-tier
>great gatsby

eww it's another poser post

I know right?
Here's the objectively correct list.