>200 years ago >britbongs tax tea unfairly and try to steal guns >patriot burgers get triggered >make giant tea cup out of harbor n war habbening >burger got freedom and guns >britbongs later become allies and recognize our freedoms >bongs stop trying to grab gun
>present day >bong post thread on 4chin >bong wants burgers guns again >bong forgot america freedoms
How do we remind dem of our freedoms. Should will make them remember the 6 million guns they have stolen and destroyed?
Halp plz
Jace Gomez
Don't forget the 6 girrilion MP40s bongs
Jaxson Long
Nobody wants guns except you, Switzerland and ISIS lad.
Bentley Anderson
You live on an island with 20 million other former penal colonists. Stop trying to act like you speak for humanity Auscuck,
Wyatt Jackson
Speak for yourself sheep shagger
Henry James
what the fuck did i just read
Camden Martinez
Yer freedums you burg
James Diaz
Fuck off you gormless child, you're one of the many folk who love to oversimplify any gun issue into immediate extreme examples to appeal to as much emotion as possible.
Anglo nations except America seem to have a cancerous attraction to gun control and get furious when another nation doesn't follow suite.
I wish Brits would shut the fuck about US gun culture and get back to complaining about the weather.
Nathan Lee
Lad I don't give a shit about whether Americans want to go around shooting each other or not. You think the rest of the world is full of NRA lifetime members like Sup Forums? Most people will never touch a gun in their lives.
Jace Evans
Because gun grabbing cunts like you make the market overinflate
Daniel Rivera
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Lucas Adams
Because there's no use for them to a normal civilian. Sure farmers use them to hunt possums and put down animals, but that's about it. Clapistan got taken over by a tyrannical elite ages ago yet you didn't do shit.
Hunter Butler
Switzerland has less crime than Australia per capita. They also have way more guns than you do.
Brandon Adams
>what is self defense
Luke Turner
were working on it fuccboi how about you? refugees welcome?
Tyler Green
>Having high crime rates.
Luis Wright
Well, according to your story, last time they wanted to take your tea, so you poured a FUCKLOAD of tea into a harbor and then slapped their shit.
I guess you need to turn one of their streets into a giant gun and fire entire crates of guns down it and slap their shit.
That sounds like it'll work.
Isaac Thomas
Gott strafe England. Do what you must...
Jacob Young
m8, he's a sheepshagger, learn your geography
Bentley Martinez
Why arent there any terror attacks in UK? Conspiracy confirmed.
Hunter Edwards
>Switzerland has high crime rates
Kayden Peterson
But they already have a police state.
Jordan Ross
Neither does Japan, which has no guns.
Jonathan Hernandez
It's almost as if gun ownership has nothing to do with crime rates!
Christopher Cox
So then why does Britain need guns?
Josiah Martin
They have no niggers either.
Nicholas Ramirez
BASED A S E D
LEAF E A F
Jayden Perry
Okay, so we've established that gun ownership does not affect crime rates, so now considering this, why should every citizen in Britain own a fire arm?
Josiah Hill
brah, budget australia is basically australia
Carson Green
Because they live in a tyrannical government that is cucked by islam
Robert Ramirez
Because it is their right.
Mason Morgan
You live in a tyrannical government that is cucked by Jews, why don't you revolt?
Luis Wood
Thats a good idea leaf
Caleb Watson
Fuck you, get out of my country faggot.
Joshua Rivera
>what is false equilvoency Jews, as bad as they are. Don't behead children and walk down the street with it in pride, plus we gotta redpill the masses first before the revolotion.
Andrew Jenkins
Jews import Muslims in order to supply cheap labour and social security. These Muslims then go on to shoot over 100 people in nightclubs in your country lad.
Kevin Rivera
>preaching to the chior
Duh shithead. That's why it's called "liberalism" when it is actually Zionism. They are trying to hide the fact they are in power but muddies and liberals are accidentally redpilling the masses by their fuck ups.
Mason Evans
>Americans go to war over taxes >right after the war get more taxes >Canada doesn't have taxes until the end of the 1910's Should have stayed in the empire desu senpai
Dominic Russell
Gotta pay mo' money fo' dem programmes. Trudeau wuz a gud boi. Cudn't get by on a drama teacha's salary, y'nowutimsayin'?
Joshua Williams
Trudeau wasn't alive 105 years ago
Leo Williams
Yes, but his predecessors were.
Easton Gonzalez
They were in Quebec which means they were probably extremely religious back then, there was a time where Quebec was probably our most religious and conservative province. 35% of all primary school teachers in Quebec 100 years ago were nuns
Nathan Harris
And me.
Ryder Hughes
>In Québec, conservative Catholicism exercises a very powerful influence, even as the Catholic Church begins to liberalize abroad. A faction called the Ultramontanes argues that Québec should become a theocracy - a religious state - and that Catholic Church rules should form the basis of the province's laws. In 1901, 6% of all single women in Québec are nuns.
Julian Parker
So dey needed mo money fo dem church programmes, yous's sayin?
Ethan Collins
Congratulations you browse Sup Forums.
Nathaniel Barnes
Are churches funded by the government?
Lucas Brown
I feel like you've missed my point. What I'm saying is that you must be taxed in order to pay the people who tax you.
Kayden Turner
they were never our allies
Austin Cox
Kay? I was talking about how Canada only got taxes 100 years ago for the first time
Landon Stewart
but Switzerland is the best country in every way
good to emulate them
Juan James
More like you were their bumboys bailing them out of the world wars : ^)
Brandon Davis
>Most people will never touch a gun in their lives.
we're going to start teaching rifle training in school again
Nathaniel Anderson
You'll be a British colony again soon enough
Levi Taylor
this, its just b'ness.
We need more white women cuz the ones here are ugos and if we look the other direction...well, lets just say they came here.
Hudson Allen
When you set up your own government, which needed taxes to support itself.
Carson Williams
they decided the military shutdown of our revolution was unprofitable and waged economic war against us instead,
yes we do their bidding and it's sickening
but they did let a lot of our oligarchs in on the action during the world wars but those oligarchs were cousins of theirs so it all makes sense with the who made money investing in nazi labor camps business
Cameron James
No it was to fund the war, then our government decided to keep it permanently, our government has always been scum bags.
Jonathan Parker
>We need more white women
when you consider the boy on boy rape culture in British private schools it kind of starts to make sense your women look like that