Describe yourself in one sentence

Describe yourself in one sentence.

a fucking failure

Could be better.

fabulous gentleman

Will do

Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week

no gf

tfw no gf

downward spiral

A Privileged Heterosexual White Male

a failed subhuman beta male who will die alone

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Why didn't my father use a fucking condom

I've noticed that French posters on this site hate themselves as much as we Russians do if not more. Why is that? I thought living in France were quite good.

some garbage is ok

DIDNT READ LOL

remove kebab

Someone you wouldn't like to befriend.

It's not about being french

I'm just depressed because I'm ugly, stupid and I have no hobbies

neverending sufferer

so useless that I fucked up despite being born into easymode circumstances

Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.