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anime

west sussex

Kots

frogs

>tfw wales is a bit rubbish

zu

me on the tractor

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wish i had some codeine for my mild alcohol withdrawal

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jada from babestation

wtf

i open this pic every time you link it 2bh
VERY comfy

cute

the pets

which is cuter in your opinion?

BIGGEST LEAK IN 4CHIN HISTORY
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ROTHSCHILD LEAKS
These Rothschild satanic child sacrificing ADRENOCHROME PRODUCING fuckers EXPOSED

wtf i love interspecies siblings now

Personally I consider wanking to be rape.

cat

The cat even though I'm a dog person

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Alright lads, my name is Kezza.

I'm a 27 year old London Deanoboo (Essex fan for you toffs). I watch the footy and The Chase on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series).

I practice my full Windsor every day, this superior tie knot never comes untied because because it is looped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other tie knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago, and my knots have been getting bigger every day.

I speak Essex fluently, both the Estuary and the Cockney dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Home Counties history and their lad code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my National Rail season ticket, I am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!

I own several polyester suits, which I wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before I move to Essex, so I can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Essex!

>European culture is going to be destroyed!
Not good reasoning, it's not like everytime a migrant enters Europe an indigenous citizen disappears. If 'European' culture does disappear it will be because the younger generation aren't interested in it anymore which happens all the time.

Nobody blew up a horse and carriage when the ruff went out of style.

cackled

>ADRENOCHROME
what's that?

The London Experience

cat
all dogs are ugly

PJW is a lot older than i though he was

i had always believed for some reason that he was born in 1989. i swear i remember reading that somewhere

turns out the cunt's 35, fucking hell. he doesn't look any older than his late 20s

>tfw accidentally created a /brit/ gimmick

dumb pirate frogposter

humans start to decline around age 30. a 35 year old is very early in aging so shouldn't look much different than a 28 year old

things i love

-my cat
-pints
-days off work

things i hate

-pakis/wogs
-work

thoughts on yanks?

most 35 year olds have visible wrinkles and dry skin. PJW looks mature but not aged

I really wanna pet your dog ;_;

love 'em. especially you mate

i love you

business idea: bring up a cat and a dog together so that they don't fight

is this the hidden power of conservatism?

just ordered chinese takeaway

Orange duck and pork chow mein

Does the dog shit in a box or the cat shits outside?

the poster below me is a great man

*sharts*

sounds nice
enjoy your meal

Who the fuck is PJW?

I got a feral cat, slowly tamed it then introduced a dog into the mix. she attacked it constantly when it was a puppy and now its five times bigger and she's scared shitless
owned

HHAHAAHHAHA

what a coincidence, so did i

beef udon

no they both shit outside

a bender who hates islam

you uttah fookin mow-ron

post cat

what about me

I'm the opposite, I was actually born in 1989 but people (and especially women) tend to guess I'm in my mid 30s.

A decade ago when I went to uni I didn't interact with my coursemates much at first. After a few months when I finally got closer with some of them I found out they all thought I was some scary older dude in my late 20s.

Actually the resident yank was forthcoming with the information.

I've been mistaken for 30 since I was 20
I just have a weathered face

i was born in 1995 and people tend to think I'm 15

going chipmongers anyone want owt?

LANA X ROCKY WE EATING SENPAI

It's Chip Palace but I'll take a slurpee

cornetto

only people i can take seriously are those born between 1987-1993

i'm old

San Marco pizza was crunchy as a fucking ginger nut

>tfw you know you'll still be getting IDed when you're 30
Loving it.

>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and eager to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Owns a games console
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

Germany used to be a great and powerful nation, but now it's been cucked into oblivion. German people are unfortunately very stupid as a whole, and it's a damn shame. Merkel is worse for Germany than Hitler ever was.

>he doesn't live on his own in one of his parents many houses

choon
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People in their prime. Noting wrong with that.

A true sign of the North/South divide: Which low budget airline do you use - Jet2 or Easyjet?

Jet2 for me.

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going to the maison de chips

not getting anything for you so dont ask

>package holidays

sounds low class

Jet2
Heard Easyjet is shite

your day is coming sweetie x

Arrrghhhhh lads

l'cornetto

alri lads

alri sheed

alri rorke

alri mboko

muh meal posts are so gay and cringey

My local airport (Leeds/Bradford) doesn't have Easyjet flights, but shitloads of Jet2 and Ryanair.

I always end up flying with Thomson though, who are fucking shit, genuinely worse than Ryanair.

Fritter du spam

Post toot

>alri sheed
alri

Ryanair

Oh lahdee fucking dah, aren't you living the American Dream where there is no class divide and everyone is the Lord of their own manor. Washington would be rolling in his grave.

I'm a frequent flyer with delta

haven't been abroad since 2009

im 1986 tho

unironically a good song
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in the winter I'll be studying abroad.. or two

You are all virgins

Same
Was in London for 3 days

been to 23 foreign countries since august 2015

you're also okay

it's just rare for people born before 1987 to post on Sup Forums

ok poorfag

eat the rich to feed the poor, amirite?

I don't recall the american dream being a socialist utopia

might use this one

the other choon
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sounds good