/auspol/ monday night qanda edition

hello lads

is it even worth watching qanda tonight? do i really wanna watch this sickly looking cunt talk about homo rights and handouts for the poor for an hour?

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Was the project on tonight?

I don't watch that shit, but I still take an interest in the cuck propaganda on our tvs.

havent seen any vids of waleed aly shared on fb yet so i assume he didnt say anything interesting or enraging

I'll be watching qanda tonight, gonna see some classic Bill Shorten zingers.

bill shorten is like that gay cunt who gets roasted then comes up with a comeback the next day

>Hey Bill, the ocean called: they're running out of shrimp

Labor announced their NBN policy today so I'm looking forward to Turnbull getting roasted for an hour

WHERE IS ME QANDA THREAD?

You're in it

bingoqt must be missing in action, thread's never usually this late

What should we expect from this mudslime-loving cuck if Pulse is mentioned in the same sentence as islamic terrorism?

>bingoqt
How do we know she is a female? Has there ever been any evidence?

I remember when I had to go to The Joan for a school excursion where we got to see a stage adaptation of Robinson Crusoe. Afterwards we went down to the river and then the bus drove us back to school. That's the end of my shitty and barely relevant anecdote.

The editing department still needs to apply the rainbow filter he will be speaking through.

I prefer to just believe

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ITS STARTING

Guys can be qt too

>thats a good question
>starts talking about something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in the most stilted, scripted manner.

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE EUTHANISE HIM! HOW DID THE ALP APPROVE THIS? DO THEY EVEN KNOW?

I think this is the qanda thread tonight boys.

I'm like 10 minutes away from there. Should have known he was coming.

Shorten getting the faggotry out of the way from the get-go

>tfw you are waiting to make another sale on ebay so you can get some money in your paypal to go and buy some food with

....say it with me faggot, 'terrorism.. I-S-A-M-I-C terrorism'.

But really, is it this douche bag talking all night? where are the rest of the panel.. fucking leftwing ABC.

Say it with me: Prime Minister Bill Shorten.

Shorten

Jasun What Is Ur First Name? Thank you Jason

> nailed it
> so relatable

Shorten insulted the God Emperor, expect bad things to happen to him.

Its like he has negative charisma, the way he phrases everything sounds so canned and insincere

This cunt Shorten was bagging Trump (again) earlier.

Tones is going all in tonight

this seems like a meme episode

i dont know if i could be bothered to watch it 2bh pham

Mate I want him to win too, ALP are my number 3 vote, but holy shit. Why did they think this is a good idea?

Shorten's got the biggest tits there.

One on the right looks like Hex. I fingered her in a nightclub once

So do the Libs get a full night of Qanda?

Penrith ended up with the "good" NBN for some reason and was one of the first places in the state to get it despite being inhabited by derros who thought the terminator box would lower the value of their house.

Yeah I would have gone along with a fedora and coat if I knew it was going to be there this week.

shit I missed it. Only tuned in 5 minutes ago, what else did I miss?

Have they mentioned Orlando and Islam yet?

WHY ISN'T HE TALKING ABOUT NEGATIVE GEARING? BILL! EARTH TO BILL! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SAVINGS BECAUSE YOU'LL STOP TAXPAYER SUBSIDY OF PEOPLE'S 2ND, 3rd and TENTH HOUSE

Why does Shorty always look like he just took a wet shit in his $700 suit.

Who cares. Q&A is bias as fuck, they'll just get grilled non stop by the "bipartisan" audience

Shorten did some carefully prepared speech about how we have to be nice to gay people at the start

Same shit's happening all over the country mate, Mandurah got FTTP years ago and that town is an absolute shithole chock full of derro cunts that have to idea what optical fibre is
seems like NBN Co are prioritising areas by the amount of welfare recipients

Kek, found you p.

Probably, assuming they want it

Story goes that Turnbull declined his own QandA episode.

Wow Bill BTFO that guy.

The TOUGH decisions though, are to CUT FUDNING FOR SCHOOL CHAPLINS AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS FUCK THEM GIVE US THE REAL GONSKI!

>that question

wew

lad

Microscopic Shorten dodging questions! Tony keeping him straight. Very racist! #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain

Yes it was one of the first things Bill mentioned.

I was under the assumption that they gave it to people in marginal electorates. Somehow the Adelaide Hills ended up with it despite it being Alexander Downer's old seat, however so I don't really understand their reasoning.

With the exception of a few regional areas which were test runs and Tasmania, NBN rollout was a literal lottery. Like balls with postcodes in a cage lottery.

reckon some of these questions are planted?

I have had me FTTP NBN for almost two weeks now mates.

It is heaven.

For fuck's sake who's in charge of manning the twitter feed tonight
complete shit cunt

I live in Gillard's electorate, and we're one of the last in the country to be getting it. I'm pretty sure it's going to marginal electorates first, and the safe seats get fucked over like usual.

Anyone know who they're voting for? Apart from the big three, I only have Australia First and Rise Up Australia in my seat; so I'll vote for one of those two.

>Had that $3.4 billion figure ready to go.
>Freeway comaprison

Holy shit I take back everything, Bill is dominating!

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>gift question
Holy shit Bill's got a hardon for that girl.

Questions usually have to be submitted by midday on the day of filming. Then the Q&A team pick 15 questions that people might get to ask on the show. Every question is well known before the show goes to air.

eh pretty boring one tonight m8s do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?

You need university to be talented, guys, this girl is our future.

Bill Shorten was CLEARED of rape. Daily reminder, he is not a rapist.

Lads, Bill Shorten is the PM we need.

Vote Labor, or at least preference the Coalition last!

>do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?
Only from my posts in this thread m8.

lucky cunt
still stuck on ADSL1 here
life is hell

The entire program is scripted more or less.

I live in Macquarie where this episode is taking place and I plan on writing "TRUMP" at the bottom of my ballot paper.

You can check which cunts are running on this site:
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates/

>ADSL1
I literally don't even know what that is. It sounds shitty though.

>Business owner trying to take credit for shit.

>eh pretty boring one tonight m8s do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?

soon i'll be snoring.

I get max 4Mbps and I can't take a speedtest due to latency errors
Please help

max 3 Mbps here, I pay for an ADSL2+ service and this is the best these shitcunts can do

basically a step above dial up

How many kilometres away from the telephone exchange are you?

Yeah but Abbott says you'll only use internet for porn.

my upload speed is too shit to upload a wojak so just imagine wojak
i know that feel

and netflix!!!!
dont forget the netflix!!!!

5 down, 0.3 up here

>I'd like to tell you what you want to hear, but that's not leadership
Take notes Trump.

About three kilometres, closest pillar is more than a kilometre away so I'm well aware of the garbage copper line I've got
likely 3 is the best I'll ever get here

can't even stream porn desu, thanks tones

Bill Shorten is getting annoyed at Tony Jones's constant interruptions.

>Take notes Trump
How not to do it.

planted bank stooge detected

You would just spend all your money on cam girls.

Trump literally. LITERALLY stands up and says that everyone will be so rich and win so much when he's President. It's pure delusion and I can't believe anyone believes him.

Also BANKS BTFO

Where is the q and a bingo thread?

i can't stream any video
;_;

What are you selling? I'll buy something to help out a fellow Sup Forumsfag

What speed does your current plan state you'll have?

I'm on 4Mbps, and FTTN is available in my area, but because my mum is a die hard labour supporter, she refuses to sign up for it out of spite, and will not sign up for it until FTTH becomes available.

NU MALE

I'm in Collingwood, Melbourne. The suburb isnt even serviced by NBN

Trump creates a climate of optimism which becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy m8.

That is why Reagan was such a good president. It is only people who don't understand the value of optimism who say things like "he is an actor".

You poofter.

Was that guy a special ALP plant or has he genuinely not heard about labor's negative gearing policy? Bill's gunna take this one to the moon.

He's quite the theatrical one, and I love his fur coat.

Maybe if he didn't spend all his money on fur coats he could afford a house.

>What are you selling?
mtg cards m80.

>I'll buy something to help out a fellow Sup Forumsfag
That is kind of you to offer m8, but I can't have my real identity connected to my shitposting here.

ADSL2+, 3km from the exchange, you should be getting close to 15-18Mbps down, unless the copper is utterly fucked.

Link

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Oh shame, I would buy magic cards to help you out, I am building 3 decks :(

Knowing telstra... the copper is most likely fucked

I'd kill someone for speeds like that
Given Telstra's track record on remediation I'd be inclined to think the copper line's been busted to fuck somewhere along the line