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I'm honestly saddened about this

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spot the differences

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career dead and i wonder if he can live as well. Severe braindamage seems like a vegetative state to me.

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Owned!

Allah Akbar

did he die?

his brain did

P devastated
Didn't expect this at all
Probably gonna skip football for a while now

>a moroccan died
should be celebrating desu

for some reason i did not expect it either, you read stuff like stabile and heart functioning now just a brain scan and suddenly it's all nothing, severe brain damage over.

Centuries of inbreeding, can't say I'm surprised.

That's the natural state of any muslim though.

Imagine being such a sad fuck that you act edgy about this.

Do you know where you are, Ahmed?

yeah it's absolutely terrible I can't wrap my head around it

In English, unfortunately I've seen some mistranslations that don't make it sound sever:

Ajax received very bad news about the condition of Abdelhak Nouri this thursday. The Ajax player was found to have suffered severe and permanent brain damage.

The functioning of Nouri's brain was inspected over the past few days on the ICU of the hospital in Innsbruck. The diagnosis that was given is that large parts of his brain no longer function and there is chance for recovery is functionally zero. This is most likely a consequence of the shortage of oxygen to the brain, after the midfielder became unwell during the Ajax-Werder Bremen game in Hippach. He has been released for medical transportation. It is expected that Nouri will be brought to a hospital in Amsterdam shortly, for further care.

I hope he can at least have a normal life

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yeah at least be somewhat cognitive. Being a vegetable is worse than death

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I hope his entire life isn't ruined by this and he'll be able to at least live a normal life.

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F. Didn't expect that the brain damage would do him in despite the heart not showing much lasting damage.

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Hue succesfully derails the thread again

Sorry but how did you not expect this?
As soon as I heard that he was undergoing brain scans, I knew the kid was braindead.

When there's not enough oxygen going to your brain, your brain cells start to die off one by one at a crazy rate. Shit can take only 5-10 seconds.
Most of his brain was already dead before the others even knew he was on the ground.

Oxygen deprivation is a bitch.

I just thought it was a regular procedure, heart check, brain check. i'm not a MD. I do know the damage oxygen deprivation can cause

Not that fast, but still fast:

But he got medical assistance pretty much within half a minute, although they didn't start with CPR immediately

Could it also be the medical team's fault that they didn't give CPR fast enough?

It might just be his body was so busy that the little air he was getting all went to his muscles?

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>All he wanted to do was play soccer
>Now he's fucking braindead
It's an abstract kinda feel

No idea desu, but I find it weird that people can have a stroke at home, have to wait 15 minutes for an ambulance and still be able to survive it all, while this guy got immediate medical attention and is now a vegetable

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Was it a stroke?

I wouldn't normally care about some arab muslim type but it is genuinely sad for a young man with great footballing potential to suddenly lose it all

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Nouri died for your sins Sup Forums

what is the axis at the bottom representing? minutes?

Honestly this is why i fucking quit football even tho i was in the Partizan youth. Everything was fine when i was kid but when you reach the teen age around 13-14 everything is different. They are forcing you too much 2 hour trainings 4 times a week plus weekend match i had to go from school right to training to another cross of town (1 hour) and i come back home at night its just repeat and repeat every day then on summer they give you 10 days free time then whole summer 2 times a day trainings and 15 days trip to some mountains, that shit fucking made me hate playing football even outside with friends. I always hate the trainings you just run and do some useless shit the coach shits on you if you make a single mistake everything had to be tight and strict felt like a was a robot... At 15 i said fuck it and i swtiched to boxing. Cant imagine this guy's life now that football has ruined it.

Heart rhythm problems

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Why is it always Muslim players that collapse?

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No need to be sad, he has this stupid little bastard to keep him company.

i wonder why posters decide to be edgy. is it to try to fit in or is it an attempt to impress or shock other posters. the real question is really why they think posters on Sup Forums would be either shocked or impressed. this isn't Sup Forums so posters here don't expect nor care about edgy posts. it just makes you look out of place here.

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a stroke can deprive certain parts of the brain of oxygen, if your heart stops working (even for a few minutes) your whole brain is fucked

And now you are shitposting with us while your buddy Nastasić is drowning in Premier League monies

It's just an evolution of getting attention. Back in the day it was more like saying stuff like I'm gay lol and people need more amd more extreme stuff to get people to react.

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you're probably right. it's hard to get replies on this board unless you post painfully obvious bait. Sup Forums is a super fast board and they love shitposting though. it's a (You)-whore's wetdream.

How is it that my dad is obese, an alcoholic and drug addict, has alcohol and cannabis induced mental health problems, shakey hands and a heart defect which requires a pacemaker (that he refuses to get) and yet he's still alive, yet this kid was in peak physical condition and did everything right health wise, yet he's still on death's door because of a heart defect?

Why is life so unfair? Why does God play such mind boggling games? Why won't my dad just fuck off and die?

>people think he can recover

hes a vegetable now

his parents/guardian will have no choice but to ask the doctors to put him to sleep

he has no cognitive functions

it's actually pretty common for pro athletes to get heart problems

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I might have given a shit if it wasn't a Rif-rat. Only disappointing facet of this is that Ajax will have to take care of his parents and 17 siblings financially.

Yeah seems like it. It's just very unfair. Local lad like him and he's also so positive and vibrant.

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don't respond to people like him man

>Ajax will have to take care of his parents and 17 siblings financially.

wut

Grachtengordelflikkers, try living near scum like this for an extended period of time and see if you still want to be a bleeding heart apologist

Brabanders zijn vies

Jonge ik kom uit rotterdam en ik ben voor feyenoord, dit wens je niemand aan

> Feyenoord

I'd say you're even dumber than Nouri but at least you can still string together a coherent sentence.

ITT retarded dutchmen talk shit about medical matters they have no understanding of

Just read about it, poor kid.

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More common than the "layman"?

Haha we are le cool kids of the four chinzz Xd

People are edgy here because you are not allowed to be edgy on other sites. Every other is filled with people pretending to be sad to show how good they are, and they get really really mad if you are not like them, so people had to come here.

Where are you?
> in English.
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kys

Or maybe they just, maybe, just maybe, actually do not fucking care about some shitskin, mr armchair psychologist. You think?

there is a difference between not caring and posting "haha lmaoing at this braindead poopsking and everyone itt"

was hat die katze?

>tsk tsk tsk tsk, these dumb normal people dont understand my dark twisted sense of humour kekekeeke i have a lot more of these up my sleeve >:)

this

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who are you quoting

you

No sticky, Cruyff's curse continues

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This.

Finally a good muslim and you guys act all edgy and shit. smdh

oh he was muslim

I don't doubt he is, but why is he good while most aren't? is it because he's almost dead?

>this is why i fucking quit football

>and i swtiched to boxing

>I quit a sport one out of a million people get brain damage in a freak accident, so I switched to a sport that's pretty much guaranteed to give me brain damage no matter what.

>someone younger than you dies of heart problems

This is scary

As soon as cpr is needed , your life after it will never be the same. Just one or two seconds and you're fucked.
Morons think it's like in the movies.

F, hope he doesn't turn into a vegetable.

sad story

did Ajax say whether they will pay for his medical bills?

Did you actually read his post?

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poor guy

>medical bills

I never said that you dirty liar you

>good muslim
>muslim that didn't stay in their muslim shithole country

pick one and only one.

>this guy made a life decision
>this makes me angry on a Taiwanese finger painting community

We have socialist health care here, reckon 99% will be paid by the nanny state

>you have to actually be angry about something to comment on it

Oh fuck this is so sad. He's such a good lad.

he can still play for ajax tho, their style does not require a brain

Shut the fuck up you edgy retards, what an absolute mong you have to be to actually think writing this bullshit makes you cool.