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Satania edition

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Good edition

>t. failed jr high history

PAPPABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Thank you!

anime is degeneracy and will be the downfall of western civilization as we know it

good movie

nth for don't bully!

>work at home depot
>for some reason a lot of veterans come to our store wearing their "im a insertwarhere vet" hats
>my former trainer at my previous job told me to always greet these guys and shake their hand and tell them thanks for massive kudos from the management
>start doing this at the home depot
>manager always gives me thumbs up/compliments
>even got a pin showing my "exellence at guest service" even though I don't know 70% of what the fuck I'm stocking up on the sales floor
>coworkers always get jealous when I put on my good goy pin

Shut your mouth nigger

good boy

>ranting about anime on Sup Forums

I'm not a fan of anime either, but at least it isn't a cirno thread.

>work at grocery store
>if a customer fills out a survey this quarter and mentions that you gave them excellent service you get a ribbon for your name tag that says "service champion"
>tfw only person in my department to get one
>felt bad so I add an "s" on the end so it says "service champions" and put it on the wall because everyone in my department deserves a ribbon

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thank u 4 ur service

>Satania
Sad!

Mom is drunk again

thats really depressing for the other guys

some vietnam vet tried to teach me how to salute future vets, but it feels weird

like some sort of wannabe

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Theres something disgusting about seeing your parents wasted

the gf

the bear

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I had one dream that I got some subway and there was mayo in the sub, I don't even like mayo
Then I had another dream that I was hanging out with some of my former classmates from high school and middle school, and I think a few people from my job too. We were all sitting on a park table bench and everything was going peacefully enough, just chatting with people catching up with them, seeing how they've been. Well eventually the different social circles start arguing, not sure what about, and someone sucker punches me. Then the arguing stops for a minute or two, before someone else starts punching me and eventually a few of us get dragged off and put into seperate cars. They drove me a mile or two away then dropped me on some steep hill that I rolled down and got even more injured. When I rolled to the bottom, I noticed a different car drive by and stop. The driver got out and I assumed the car had one of my friends in it so I got up, walked up to the guy while he was looking away, and then knocked him out with a single punch (which is weird because I usually have a hard time throwing punches in dreams). The guy had a pistol holstered on his chest and I went to pick it up to shoot him, but the dream ended right as I did.

It's the middle of the afternoon though
Is she upset you are a neet?

Satania a shit

Vignette best girl

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not an argument

wow user thats really sweet of you!

>dad drank funny juice again

Among other things, its mainly my mentaly handicapped sister who is constantly dependent on her.

Last night I had a dream that cookie monster and the turtle from Nemo were planning to destroy the universe and a select handful of whites were going to be sent to destroy them.

>mom has started to vape

Got approved for foodstamps about 5min ago :^3

delet urself

ayyy yo lets crack open some 40s to celebrate

She does that too, except she Vapes on the ones that look like cigarettes not the ones that have a tank
How much money?

Don't bully Satania!

GIVE ME YO FOODSTAMPS BOI

$200/month
Suck it fags

can anyone tell me why my flash drive's images load up so slow on my desktop but load nearly instantly on my laptop?

thanks bud
>thats really depressing for the other guys
well the thing is we do a lot of work in the back and if we are on the sales floor we are in the first part of the store people go to. unless you do something crazy good they usually forget your name by the time they leave the store. people in the front end get the surveys all the time because when they leave they see and know their name. plus all those guys do is customer service stuff. my work is centered around building displays and stuff like that so we aren't talking to customers the entire time like the front end people are. when I worked in the front I got surveys every week. I've been in this department for 2 months and its the first survey anyone had. and all I did was grab a salad from the back for some lady because the shelf was empty. I do that like 5 or 6 times a day and so does everyone else that works there so I don't think I really deserved the survey anyway

All right, sorry...

>bragging about gib mes

has /cum/ hit a new low?

Lol I get 400 a month

I can hear the "yey" going through my ears

people come into the grocery store and go to the in-store starbucks and buy fancy drinks with food stamps.

this is Sup Forums user
we'll always find a new low

Dragon maid was absolute trash and Kanna should be beaten to death

Oh yeah and I also had a dream that my phone got two big cracks in it, so big that I could bend the phone and the ends would be hanging on by a thread. Oddly enough the phone was still fully functional, you just couldn't see the screen too well and it was kinda awkward to use, so I was kinda freaking out about getting a new cell phone ASAP.

She's a SLUT A SLUT!!

Delete this

I've been looking for a family guy episode where the principal of Meg's school says "This stupid country"

I would've posted said image in order to reply to your post

i wanna be a cute maid desu

Vignette is a pure virgin saving herself for marriage

No she's a slut who has already sucked a nigger dick

So she's Christian?

How?
New high imo

never happened

she's a demon(angel)!

My grl kept popping out peckerwoods

I have depression, OCD, and anxiety

I heard only 60% (and dropping) of christian women succeed in keeping their virginity until they're married

>never happened
Yes it did because it was my dick!!

yes. one good government gibs program is wic though. with that parents of young children bring in these checks they get once a month that can only be used for a certain amount of certain products. like one loaf of wheat bread, 2 apple juices, some baby food, ect. that way they are just things that the baby needs, not stuff like candy and energy drinks

wtf me too but I don't get gibmes

You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

he's probably revealed that he used Sup Forums

virgins are overrated

you can't stack those. You get x amount unless you have kids or some shit.

What is /cum/'s stance on net neutrality? There's shilling all over the place.

a doctor diagnosed me.

What is that?

me too

It's a red herring for increasing government control of the internet

I'm just listening to a liverstream and occasionally looking up the song playing

The chat is full of fags though

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Its our ISPs trying to meter out internet usage.

getting rid of net neutrality is the first step to achieving the reality of 1984.

Google is at your fingertips, sandman.

that doesn't mean you get more gibs

im happy with the way it is and deregulation has no benefit to consumers

You're fucking retarded

Saw that trashy single mom again

Its something that's important but it's something that should also be decided by the court system because our legislative branch is corrupt as shit and like said, they would probably introduce things to the bill that would increase gov't conrol of the internet. Courts are less partisan and less corrupt than Congress so they could make a decision that can be challenged all the way to SCOTUS

Eh, that's just a hype over "le ebil government control".
>Google is at your fingertips, sandman.
I trust you more, lardman.

im all for it. If the curent isps use it to buttrape us a newer better service will come about.

Somebody took this footage of me

>Wake up but still in bed with eyes shut
>Hear phone vibrate
>Don't get up but keep it in mind
>Check phone when I do actually get up
>No new notifications
Every fucking time

fair play

Explain how I am retarded

>cheapening the most intimate and loving action you can have with the person you love by by having sex with others so that when you consummate your love it is almost meaningless
why would you want that?

>Explain how I am retarded
You're not. You're just slightly more stupid than average.

So is your sex life

I would say I'm more ignorant than stupid.

He's right tho. Ever had a sex with a virgin? It sucks.

it is
cute
so do i wtf
why did i only get $200
how do i get documented proofs

>having sex with someone who's never had sex before

wonder why it sucks.

It was literally never an issue before liberal activists started fucking with everything. It's just an excuse to introduce poorly worded bills to regulate the internet and enable the FCC to kill any sort of innovation they come across

>the freer the market, the freer the people
>deregulation is a bad thing y'all

*listens to audio books at work*

It's slightly painful for a girl, so she can't relax properly and acts like a piece of wood most of the time.

have to go back on campus to enable 2fa to view my paystubs when not on my unis isp

out the 5 women (3 of which were from tinder), only 1 was a virgin

Fuck off pinko