Who are some of the best stand up comics working right now?

Who are some of the best stand up comics working right now?

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In the center of the cemetary that holds his wife in 2017 should be a huge monument that just says "...Patton I'm dying"

oswalt killed his wife

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They're still doing this?
>Trump is bad because this made up thing is worse than Hillary's felony

Hillary was an infallible paragon of honesty and incorruptibility for the first 30 years of her political career until this e-mail shit
people actually fucking believe this

Chiess KINO

>mfw people think trump is an honest outsider who's actually going to try and drain the swamp

He's already started and he's not even president yet

>mfw people think you're straight

buuuurrrrnnnn bro

HES ALREADY BEGUN GIVING AMERICAN JOBS TO IMMIGRANTS

>mfw you think you'll ever get a gf

its amazing how proudly he pronounces to the world that hes completely ignorant

Melania is an American citizen, try harder.

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He just appointed another Goldman Sachs executive. Are you fucking brain-damaged? Read the news.

You think he learn

>"RUSSIA FIXED THE US ELECTIONS"
how
>"THEY HELPED LEAK EMAILS THAT SHOWED HILLARY AND THE DNC WERE CORRUPT"
oh shit, so they fabricated emails to frame her?
>"NO THEY WERE REAL"
so... they really did all that shit that made people not vote for her?
>"YEAH BUT RUSSIA FOUND THE EMAILS SO THAT MEANS THEY CHEATED"

idgi famalams

Delete this gif of my waifu off of your computer right now. Or there will be consequences.

Has he ever directly responded to any of these?

No but he read them because they both got blocked by him

This and he most likely jerked off while crying, but if you live by the sjw, then fuck you

She got backed by the democrats. Either there's this whole conspiracy thing involving jews, or maybe these old politicians were wise enough to realize backing her was better than a socialist who wouldn't get shit done. Obama couldn't accomplish shit even with a majority, yet Sandersfags thought he could have done things despite a red congress.

Also, anyone over 25 realized ALL politicians deal with lobbying. I'd rather have a politician with experience who can compromise and get shit done and maneuver through political landmines than some businessman who sells his name for money, has no political experience, and has a history of fucking over people to get money (and sometimes not paying them). Also also, every time there's 2 or more terms of a political party in the white house, the chances are really high that the next term will be sat by the opposite party.
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I don't like trump, he's a racist idiot.

Hilary, is a sneaky little shit that's gotten people killed. Emails, the Benghazi attack, staying with her cheating husband, I don't trust her, she'll get more people killed.

but really, bottom line is, we were fucked either way and celebrities should be pushing 3rd party candidates not trying to maintain the monstrosity that is a two party system. It's a waste of an endorsement.

>liberal comedian makes a political tweet
>alt-righters race like sperm to respond with dead wife jokes in the hopes that they will fertilize the tweet and be reborn as sam hyde but not blacklisted

yeah sure my hips are in outer space already

this

all the democrats had to do was find someone better than Donald Fucking Trump, and they go with Hillary because they neglected to build anyone else up in the last 4 years. Bernie people were delusional the whole time and still are ofc, anyone with critical thinking skills can realize that instantly. There's seriously not one single other woman in all of politics they could have run? Memes aside a woman president would be just fine, but it has to be a not shitty person which is all the choice we got this time

>le trump is going to destroy the world meme

he'll be a moderate and continue sucking banker and corporate dick

>he's a racist idiot
source?

Rental policies in the 80s

she was backed because she spent the past 20 years eliminating all other strong democrats that could challenge her. obama came out of nowhere in the 2008 primary, and sanders was literally a joke when he started last year. the entire DNC apparatus was staffed by people clinton personally vetted and put in power, her and bill were deal making for over a decade. it didnt matter how shitty of a candidate she was, it was her time

> Landwhale is the New Black

>>/tumblr/
Post discarded.

She was better than Trump though. More than a decade of White House experience, knows how to work politics to get shit done, unlikely to have started ww3 despite shitflinging. Or do you really think ww3 was possible? Reagan talked mad shit for 8 years when the USSR was still considered our enemy and they didn't do shit. Oliver North caused shit when he fucked with that south american shit. Fuck, even Vietnam and several other conflicts (middle eastern primarily) and STILL we didn't get ww3. Yet I'm supposed to believe Clinton would have been a warmonger despite a history of not trying to cause conflict. Yep, solid reasoning.

source?

no one cares

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All the rental policies were like that in the 80s

It was not racism, it was business

Spoonfed.org

>But Trump said mean things

It was also racism

>look im projecting

That's the point I'm making, she is so fucking unlikable and shitty of a person that she lost against

DONALD

FUCKING

TRUMP

It's not the Hillary part that matters, it's the Clinton part. There's just too much baggage and controversy related to that name. Like I said, they should have spent the last 4 years building someone else up. Another woman for sure, I think the popular vote numbers show that she did get people to get out and vote for her, just not where it counted.

You really have no issue with fucking RUSSIA interfering with our election?

>She got backed by the democrats.

Kek she owned them.

>DWC becomes DNC chair after TIM KAINE steps down from chair position
>DWC rigs primaries for HRC and magically TIM KAINE is the "best man for the VP job"

Fuck anyone who thinks she had any real backing from the Dems. Her only argument to her "supporters" was "It's my turn!" like they're playing kickball.

baseless-accusation.net

>Read the news.
It's shit like this that lost liberals the election. You're reading opinion pieces that attempt to draw multiple conflicting narratives about the new admin, none of which align with what bills they are actually pushing

AKA shit that would be at home on breitbart if it wasn't left leaning, so it's on the NYT instead

If black renters all are bad tenants and don't pay their rent is it still racist to not want to rent to them?

>She was better than Trump though.
Nope
>More than a decade of White House experience
10 years of fucking shit up, bravo hillary
>get shit done
lmao, she achieved nothing but her personal wealth
>unlikely to have started ww3
literally everyone is unlikely to start ww3.
She did have a hand in the Arab spring shitfest that lead to the syrian war and ISIS having power
>Clinton
>a history of not trying to cause conflict
Jesus Christ dude

>Goldman Sachs = EVIL=he's a bad guy= Trump is already corrupt

This is how simplistic your thought process is. You're a dummy, an idiot, a dolt.

>still has nothing

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I would, except their interference is showing one side literally cheated in its own primaries, so... am I supposed to feel upset that they "rigged the elections" by revealing the DNC literally rigged their elections?

You have to go back.

Sorry I dont play strawman hypotheticals

The policies were racist and that is a fact

I would if they actually did.
Exposing truth isn't really interfering.

Black renters default on payments more and cause more property damage. Fact.

So you're okay with one side rigging it but not the other? I don't understand. And I'm definitely not excusing the rigging of the dnc, that's fucked up as well. But you don't think it's shady in any way that Russia very obviously favors one candidate over another so much that they hacked one candidates private email server to influence how Americans voted?