/brit/

...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ORNOFGZgi2w
youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc
vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future#Future_of_the_Earth.2C_the_Solar_System_and_the_Universe
phys.org/news/2015-03-chemists-riddle-life-began-earth.html#jCp
xhamster.com/videos/vitaminbedarf-decken-7956809
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

what kind of dog is that?

the gf

anime

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a LOT

Are Katy

youtube.com/watch?v=ORNOFGZgi2w

pls talk about cosmic things

everything else is boring

look at our planet and 10,000,000,000,000 other planets

why can't we go to 10,000,000,000,000 planets?

planes

want to dangle my bollocks into a black hole (not your mums vag)

hate that haircut a lot.

rather not say

her hair looks REally Bad

She was hotter with her old hair, but I'd still go so deep in that arse that she'd be shitting out my cum 2 weeks later

'zu

Because only a redditor would a) know what the reddit format is and b) be insecure enough about fitting it to consciously avoid doing it

The meme is entirely a product of the reddit invasion

like stars?

but we might in the future
not personally but humans might

...

ren chon ren cum

>I'm just asking if the Sunday Sport is a real newspaper

>this women is bordeline retarded and has made more money than you will make in 100 lifetimes
Think I might take a trip to the netherlands and tryout that euthanasia they got over there

I welcome the meme.

I don't know why people who needlessly start new lines like this.

I think it's to make their post stand out more cause it takes up a bigger space on the screen.

to beer or not to beer?

Is Catcher in the Rye a good book

Worth reading guys?

what job can you get with a 2:2 from UCLan?

hmmm i dont think thats true
jupiter is a bit far that innit

New here. First day. Name's Ross

the gf

sanitary bog engineer

sara looks preggers in this

...

building bogs

why everybody else is so quiet? Is there even anyone out there?

i was really worried i was going to get a 2:2. so fucking relieved when i got a 2:1. means my life isn't totally ruined.

YELPING

EVEN I GOT A 1ST IN MY BSC

desu i got a preggo fetish but god it doesnt suit her at all

>Brainlets getting anything other than a first

worth reading when you're in your teens, fairly puerile as an adult

posting form my wank stained wee pit

I fucking well have ENOUGH of that blond kraut Kittel. Maciej Bodner was just 250m away from victory.
(``v´´)

youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc

No it's about some whiny little prick crying all over New York about how he can't get laid

he will get a job cleaning bogs with sara

first time this pic was posted i wanked to the thought of her sticking that finger right up my arsehole

I relate to it much more now in my 20s

the best book ever written is fear & loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson

assistant (to the) bog baron

...

drinking brandy

is there anything more needed for life than the right substances?
like... can you create 'life' with lightning, water, and something else?

I'd clean sara's bog right after she does a huge poo

aisha

vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

She looks like a fat Zooey Deschanel in this pic

>spent too much time being a degen at uni
>finished with 67%

Good job it's engineering from a high rated rustlers or I'd be fucked haha

amusingly most of the lads who got firsts are still unemployed or working shitty jobs

Turning into sand, vacuum seal like plastic bags

seen this already

dunno, there is so much to see out in the space, humans say they are the shit, they can do anything but can't go further than moon

and they still use rockets and shit to move

pathetic

>the best book ever written is fear & loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson

howling

honestly would love sara to peg me and give me a prostate orgasm

the gf

lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future#Future_of_the_Earth.2C_the_Solar_System_and_the_Universe
bit of a mad read this

all my mates that did maths, science etc are working in tescos whereas theres me with my 2:2 in dance therapy from bolton university making 40k (still struggle to pay bills and buy food though)

...

big tits

Listening to numbers stations

desu i do genuinely reckon that north korea isn't as bad as we're led to believe

but i think it's probably still proper poor, quite restrictive and not a nice place to live

The Catcher in the Rye is my favourite book tbqh

honestly needs darker areolae and nipples

you've done well there

why is she so racist brahs

>The chemists with this new effort believe they have found a way to show that all three arguments are both right and wrong—they believe they have found a way to show that everything necessary for life to evolve could have done so from just hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen cyanide and ultraviolet light and that those building blocks could have all existed at the same time—in their paper, they report that using just those three basic ingredients they were able to produce more than 50 nucleic acids—precursors to DNA and RNA molecules. They note that early meteorites carried with them ingredients that would react with nitrogen already in the atmosphere, producing a lot of hydrogen cyanide. By dissolving in water, it could have very easily come into contact with hydrogen sulfide, while being exposed to ultraviolet light from the sun. And that, they claim, would have been all that was needed to get things going.

Read more at: phys.org/news/2015-03-chemists-riddle-life-began-earth.html#jCp

so... i guess

my mum gives me a bed time wank every night.

can you try it in a scottish accent?

anime is innocent

Would rather read a ryvita box

just resigned myself to a life of inceldom

so exactly as it is portrayed then.

welp we are nothing

really nothing

like we don't even exist

maybe life pops up all over the universe to live for a second then die

its a by-products of giants clashing - the stars

the wujus/cosmics

xhamster.com/videos/vitaminbedarf-decken-7956809

She should go, they're running out of western test subjects

i love her

my bf gives me a bed time wank every night.

I only read books that were made into films so I can tell everyone how much better the book is
only stephen king adaptations are exempt from this rule

the depressed pornfu

fat legs

koreans, which i hate

Mum found my cum tissues lads

what if I told you... thailad made the vocaroo

*leans back in my chair and watches you two react*

Can someone please be a dear and post this to Ireland Simpsons Fans?

Well they're portrayed as being perpetuatly miserable but too scared to let it show.

I think people in Pyongyang at least are probably pretty happy.

just took 14 inches of my 16 inch double ended dildo

very pleased with myself only ever done 11 inches before

mad ting

why does thailad sound like he's 17?

lads, tell me straight
is it EVER correct to use 'hence why'?

>not posting links

poor form

...