and its posters? genuinely curious, I know irl Aussies are bantsmasters, but the types of shitposting on Sup Forums... It's so surreal, how do you cunts do it?
>so flawless
>so majestic
>so effortless
>always on queue
Is it the anglo genes? is it the """Beer"""? is it the sun? the southern hemisphere!?
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its their superior intellect, they are just playing with us
it's the uranium mining
It can't be the southern hemisphere since I can't bantz for shit.
Mass inhalation of burnt rubber
i convinced about 16 people in another thread that islam is a religion of peace.
(because it is).
Its to do with starting as convicts.
Leftists are starting to take hold, but the silent majority dont see them as a threat so they just go about their lives.
Lifestyle makes one good like that.
Nobody likes a Brown nose, ya Fucking yank.
Its okay New Zealand, you will get there one day
Now go play with Tasmania, adults are talking
>convicts
must be it. never stop being cunts please, you bring life to this board
>also, pic related
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW
Oi, don't say shit about Tassie you cunt, we have fucking trees n shit.
You probably have a bunch of fags, big city cunt.
Oi, don't get any assumptions!
>cleans nose
Wait, mad max is real? and it's much gayer?
Oh please, you inbred cunts should be thankful your even considered a state
We only have 900 Muslim.
How many Muslims do you have in your state? Yeah, get outta here, Ahmed. Tassie is the most pure white state in Australia, it's the white men's future utopia.
Red***t
I think your ID is telling you were you should fuck off too mate
>Tassie is the most pure white state in Australia
Its pretty easy to stay white when you keep fucking your siblings
Grouse yarn = good story.
Do your homework mate, it will be one of the questions on your immigration test papers.
fuck up inbred cunt you got our guns taken away
We have this culture of dismissing and challenging all authority figures that we are never getting out of.
>Croatia
>Human
Pick one
What don't people normally post or talk like this outside Australia?
What are the most and least degenerate parts of Australia? I need to know, because reasons.
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My decendant is actually a redcoat deserter from eureka stockade.
>English speaking Canada
Vous n'êtes pas humain
Most Degenerate: Perth, Northern Territory, Tasmania, any country town
Least degenerate: everywere else
>immigration test
Nah cunt, were full
National hero Chopper saw the potentiality in our aryan super state, and built a prosperous farm upon our green fertile soil.
We also exterminated all of our abos. Beat that.
False flag, everyone knows it was Howard and his army of Melbourne Jews.
>Nah cunt, were full
Yeh, full of Chinks and Indians. We need some white breeders down here, you got a sister for our burger bro?
It's the mel gibson factor.
We see through bullshit.
Like this slide thread. Hiro needs to brig back sage.
>Wait, mad max is real?
haha
you have no idea.
t. someone who had to bail out of a car in the outback while hitch hiking.
Yeah I know, don't hitch hike, it's stupid.
>We also exterminated all of our abos. Beat that.
Well we tried to breed the black out instead, but that involves fucking someone other than our relatives
>Most Degenerate: Perth, Northern Territory, Tasmania, any country town
>Perth
Mate it's not a joke anymore. CBD is disgusting now. RIP.
I'm staying lads, sorry. I want to be personally present when the election happenings occur. also
>slow internet
nah thx f4m, just re institute White Australia or something
>>slow internet
You have no fucking idea mate
400 kb/s is about as high as my speeds go (and no, the kb is not a typo)
fuark, how's the outback?
What year did the government officially recognise them as human beings and not flora and fauna again?
Get mistaken for a Brit backpacker did you?
fuckin 70s
>>slow internet
Its not that bad, i can only get through a 6 pack and 4 cones whilst waiting for a page to load.
>6 pack and 4 cones
Harden up you soft cunt
>Mate it's not a joke anymore
Was it ever a joke though?
Calling someone who skids a Monaro is punishable by death by goanna pit.
but yes the outback if full of weird cunts if you are a foreigner.
that's a fucking crime against humanity. get that NBN sorted out man, jesus
How you boys spending your monday night, like a true blue lad i hope
Which do you think is more likely? A retarded Tasman capping some tourists causing a sensitive PM to introduce draconian gun laws or you're conspiracy theory?
>sauce bottle
Thats actually pretty clever
I prefer the classic coke bottle + neighbors garden hose though
It's the culture cunt
There's literally just a sheep statue at Goulburn as an attraction point.
Gatorade bottle and pipe from a construction site
Might go for a visit, then. seems interesting.
I'm pretty sure I actually have nbn
My unis internet gets about 9mb/s and its pretty much 5 minutes away
probs
He didn't expect the bail and I was luckily near a station/roadhouse so he bailed.
>Descendant
Shit, aussies have mastered time travel and are shitposting the past to ensure their future.
here is the patrician billy craft
Ah hilarity, I messed up words. Abc is making me incoherent with rage.
Don't show the kiwis
dont go to melbourne, only place greens can get a vote, you might get a root tho
too bad im in perth, IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE WITH NOTHING TO DO
>Don't show the kiwis
I too am in awe of their shitposting skills. Their posts are so irrelevant, so meaningless. Everyone of them is bait. They never, ever contribute anything to the thread. How do they do it? Is there some Australian union that keeps every Australian shitposting?
Correct.
If you burgers would just switch to thorium we would become madder cunts than you could possibly imagine.
found so many of them on my school oval when i was a kid...
Fucked.
It's too sparse to properly enforce the law.
Truckers have been caught ramming oncoming vehicles for fun.
We truly are the last wild frontier. The last frontier of wild white men.
Many psychos out there that spend to much time on the road, thinking to themselves.
We may be the first western country where shit hits the fan unless we capture crim bankers and politicians quickly
Absolutely fucking haram
noice
have a peptones
Really, all I saw were condoms, dick graffiti and ciggies
true patrician billy
I've seen apple billys too.
One with an entire water container and a coke bottle (a bucket I think it's called?)
I've had this connection for over 4 years now. Get with the fucking times already faggots, lest muslims shoot you.
not to mention just running over boongs so you dont get car jacked.
Too bad he didn't have a spine when speaking in the house of representatives.
Oh, no problem. Its on its way. Telstra have been working hard for the past three years getting us those NBNs.
So much shitposting this thread is out of control!!
you australians make a bad name for this beautiful country, this board is about politics and important global issues!!!
worst board on reddit!!
Better out than in.
People that say "stop rambling nonsense" here are called buzzkills.
It's why we pushed the happy merchant meme early, we knew before Sup Forums because we discussed things to that extent.
mate, thats a given in Mandurah schools
oh, and seedy cunts dealing pingas out the back
Yeah look cunt give tassie some slack aye. It's beautiful down there mate. Very underrated holiday spot to head down with your misses. Trust me mate she'll love it.
Apple bongs are legit the easiest to make, it was always a go to for me
peeta was too busy hanging off his dick
Don't forget the empty syringes.
And petrol fragrant coke bottles.
Kill me
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>Don't forget the empty syringes.
This. Plenty of them at my high school as a lad, and this was in the mid-nineties.
My speed is terrible but it's probably because of my cheap-ass router.
That's what roobars are really for.
Abbott's got ya covered
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>Thats because we're too busy balls deep in your dad's dickhole m8
>mfw that was my post
Remember to use archive.is
So they don't get lost when eventually censored.
that heat has really fucked them, fuck I really have to go there now, who knows what fauna/locals might fucking do
Upboat!!!1!
Lad... emus.
If you had to put up with the same heat we do during summer, you wouldn't give a fuck either
>0 Australian casualties
>2500+ enemy casualties
I don't see the problem
Most degenerate is Melbourne. Packed full of the leftist greeny sort of cunts that would hold a candlelight vigil for Orlando highscore. Also anywhere more than 10km from the shoreline is feral territory.
Least degenerate - It's all pretty fucked mate
here's mine lads
M8 that's fucking dial-up
You run out of quota for the month? It's so bullshit, they need to up the capped speed to at least 5Mbps minimum, web pages consume so much more data than they did 5 years ago. All you can really do with this shit it receive your e-mail from a pop/exchange server, it struggles with IMAP when accessing it from Gmail though.
Fuck off France
At least we didn't surrender immediately and let America clean up our shit
m8
Then when it gets below 20 in winter that's as cold as balls for us and we can't fucking deal with it.