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Kyle Walker is going to become the most expensive defender ever. Football is well and truly broken.

Other shit:

Everton have made a club-record £40m bid to sign midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, from Swansea. The Iceland international has been left out of the Welsh side's tour of the United States. (Mirror)

>The Toffees and West Ham are a number of clubs looking to sign 23-year-old midfielder Mario Lemina from Juventus. (FootMercato via Express)

Norwich winger Jacob Murphy, 22, has turned down a move to Crystal Palace as he is holding out for a move to Newcastle. (Chronicle)

>Bury have rejected a third bid of £500,000 for striker James Vaughan, 28, from Championship side Sunderland. (Bury Times)

West Brom and Crystal Palace are interested in signing free agent Bacary Sagna, 34, after the Frenchman was released by Manchester City. (L'Equipe via Birmingham Mail)

>The Eagles are close to signing 20-year-old Ajax defender Jairo Riedewald for £8m, despite a late bid from Everton. (De Telegraaf via Croydon Advertiser)

Stoke have rejected loan moves for club-record signing Giannelli Imbula, 23, as they look to recoup the £18.3m they spent on the Frenchman. (Stoke Sentinel)

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>de gay

>£100m for Stones and Walker

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Sources in Barcelona say there's a big name to be announced in 4 days.

Who will it be lads? Protip: excluding Semedo.

>handegg's liverpool and luckswing's united

Semedo @ £25 or Walker @ £50??

Obika is just terrible, lad. Just terrible. As for your point, I'd rather we won both; we're not winning the FA Cup or League Cup most likely so I'd like to win something and we should have done so twice.

does anyone else really hate kyle walkers face

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Bakayoko's doppleganger to Chelsea when?

He has Jew features and sandperson colouring. Absolutely disgusting.

why do they call him Walker?

>Brentford have reached a €2m deal with St Étienne to sign striker Neal Maupay, according to L'Équipe.

Any updates on the gf to me situation?

>Manchester teams both spend £300m this window then the press and fans hail both managers as geniuses when the are beating relegation fodder every week

Pep been playing too much FUT

WEST HAM NEAR HART DEAL

>West Ham are hoping to finalise a deal to sign Man City 'keeper Joe Hart in the next few days, according to Sky sources.

>SSN HQ revealed on Tuesday that the Hammers were stepping up their efforts to secure the signature of the England international.

>It is understood Hart would join initially on loan with the option of making the move permanent next summer.

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So they both former top clubs who are now throwing cash around but failing badly?

Sperm are going to embarrass themselves in the CL again right?

whos gonna win the League In Septemberb Owl

I have a hunch Arselel will have a flying start and then die shortly before new year.

>Sterling, Stones, Walker
>£150m

I reckon you could buy every other member of the England squad for less than £150m

the CL is a distraction from qualifying for the CL

thats every year

>we live in a timeline where Kyle fucking Walker is one of the most expensive fullbacks in history
Why is the epl so retarded when it comes to money? Or is there really a shortage of quality fullbacks that system babbies like Walker are now worth premium?

t. brenny with liverpool in CL

>United win first 5 games
>"United are back" "Jose masterclass"
>Finishes season 6th

Exactly.

What are you fucking retarded? Kane alone wouldn't leave for less than £100mill. Ali would probably be around the same price.

WTF

>Poop

Bold prediction lad.

The British media makes fun of Arsenal but at least we managed to get out of the group stage and don't play our B team in a crucial CL fixture.

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>We
Fuck off you bandwagoning cunt.

Thanks.

My next prediction is that Spurs will spend most of the season in 2nd place and at no point will they ever challenge the team in first. They will then finish 2nd.

I'm ok with this

I 10 2 disagree with Arselel fans

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Now to buy Pereira to fuck with Levy

We wuz man*smack lips*chester united

Too deep for me

t. wenger

The north London cycle

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>OFFICIAL: semedo to barcelona, pending medicals tomorrow
good

can i get the bogpill on semendo?

>Snubelona

Guess he's decent if you can't afford Kyle Walker.

going to guess he can't defend

How does this make barca much better?

Isn't their midfield the issue?

No one wants Tottenshit chokers.

>Costa

What, he's already been told he has zero future in the club.

hahahahahhahahahahah

he cant be worse than Sergi *passes sideways to aguero* Roberto can he?

deal has broken down, gf to join Chad FC

My dad works for Nintendo and he has it on good authority that Kyle Walker could leave Spurs.

well he might have to have a future at the club when every other striker snubs them

Why couldn't iheanacho be part of the walker deal?

It's our year, la

Tottenham don't want Shity's shit m8

still under contract and havn't signed for someone else so it's still a possibility. I think he's moving but you never know

I haven't seen him play but anything will be better than bellerin, I'm so happy we didn't sign that mongoloid arsefag for 60m or whatever

they needed another rb with aleix vidal, sergi roberto goes to midfield this season

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With all the money that England is spending, will they finally win the Champions League?

Yeah because janssen is gonna come good next year

>aleix vidal
He needs to be sold.

Official | Markus Suttner signs for Premier League’s Brighton

>Premier League newcomers Brighton and Hove Albion have completed the signing of Markus Suttner from Ingolstadt on a three-year deal.

>The fee for the 30-year-old is believed to be around €4.5m.

>Speaking to the club’s website, Chris Hughton said: “Markus is someone we have been aware of for some time, and I am pleased we have managed to complete the transfer at this stage. He has a great level of experience internationally, and in the top divisions in both his native Austria and Germany, where he has played the last two seasons with Ingolstadt, and that experience will serve us well.”

Suttner added: “In this stage of my career, it’s perfect to play in the Premier League, and the challenge for Brighton is a similar one to the one I first encountered with Ingolstadt. For me, the chance to play in the Premier League is one of the best options for any player and I’m very happy to be here. It’s a very good move at this time in my career, and I don’t have words to describe how happy I am to have signed the contract.”

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>Texas man trapped inside ATM rescued after passing notes through receipt slot
>Contractor, who was changing lock, wrote: ‘Please help. I’m stuck in here’
>Customer called police, who heard faint voice coming from inside ATM

Absolutely dying here

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Cant see City selling him to a club they would deem a threat, Id rather he stays 2bh, aguero and jesus are bound to spend most of the season dead

>not posting blacked interracial porn

Bad goy

lads

he was looking very good before breaking his ankle

now they have more rbs with semedo, palencia and sergi roberto, so giving him a final season as second choice rb behind semedo is not a risky move

*spends 50m extra on expanding the new WHL megastore*

Chelsea please sign a striker and Baka

Fuck Barcelona

Fuck Real Madrid

Chelsea signs Chicharitos because they are so desperate

can umbro hire me pls?

Ok lad but why?

good post

>good strikers are so scarce Morata is worth 70 million

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spending has actually panned out for city though, man u was 100% fergie.

he costs 70 million, he ain't worth it though

Because Manchester United is the greatest club in the World

>Breaking | RB Leipzig have turned down a €65m offer from Liverpool for Naby Keita, per Bild.

>RB Leipzig issued a hands-off warning this morning. However, @Chris78Williams reports RB may deal at an improved figure. .

>Spurs only have Trippier at Right back

All Spurs right back targets now worth 51mil

>needing refball to win the league cup
>greatest club in the world

chuckling here

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It should be illegal to lie on the interwebs

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>flying start
>where they lose every opening game for the last 3 years

'no'

They've had the best Transfer Window. They have over flowing money from pogba kit sales. More pounds than Spical Madrid

being rich does not make one great my american friend

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Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay