CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2231 - VOLODIN IS A GAY

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $50
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
archive.is/L3q0q
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
twitter.com/Russian1972/status/742256350424641536
youtube.com/watch?v=botdoZWgLNE
kp.ru/daily/26541.7/3558116/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

Thirst for mum

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable

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Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2228] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Thread 2229 archive.is/L3q0q

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

stfu, everyone loves manlet putin pics

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V-kot-ilsya

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> pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Has been updated.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

BTC/USD 684.899

More of Liliputin!

Was it attempt to pour SKALENIUM to set better exchange rate for tomorrow?

March to Nemtsov’s bridge ended successfully.

Stop. Why can't I open today's trading? Why only 10 june?

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Long story short, I've a Russian m8 and I've recently found out he and his best m8 haven't got actual salaries for 2 months. The monthly salary he had before was already awful. He never complains about it and one time I offered him help he just told me to piss off. How fucked are you guys exactly? Like can you even afford proper food at this point?

Can you still rush b?

translate plz....

some ukie butthurt because India buys fighters from Russia and not from his American overlords.

Bкaтилcя, пoдcчитaл cкoлькo pycни нaдo для oбcлyживaния тpyбы.

Ктo нибyдь c пиздoглaзым cвязaлcя?

Any photos?

Russia sold India broken fighter aircrafts. And Indian Parliament has blown up by scandal about this fact.

We cant.

Oil is rising up again.

Interesting thread desu. Because of recent events I've become interested in Russian football hooligans, so I was curious - what are they like? What sort of jobs do they have? What sorts of lives do they lead? There are reports in the UK that they were armed and organised, is there any possibility that they were sent to cause trouble deliberately, or is it just the case that they are better fighters than hooligans from other countries?

Does it mean rouble will be rise up to 49 rub for dollar (alternative scenario)?

What grade is Brent? Light/heavy/intermediate/sweet/sour?

Use english.
i doubt typical bydlo can afford tickets - they are too expensive.

Russian bydlo are herd animals, so they easily beat your football fans.

> Light
This.

>There are reports in the UK that they were armed and organised,
Now it smells as planned provocation.
Money for tickets, good training, bydlo often is not that good at martial arts, and coordination, when can be never see in usual tournaments.

>is there any possibility that they were sent to cause trouble deliberately
I think, this.
Inside country holligans sometimes fight among themselves, but its schoolboys, max 20 years old. They has no money to trip abroad.
Also, we never have such hooligans tradition like in England.
So, its part of propaganda work, i think. They call it "Dadim pososat". Little victory of Russia, in time when no real victories and everything is bad.

twitter.com/Russian1972/status/742256350424641536
Member of russian football association praising russian hooligans

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>I doubt typical bydlo can afford tickets

So you think these may have actually been funded thugs? By government or something?

Is this actually likely? I can see the reasons for doing it, but it seems a bit like a conspiracy theory all the same.

Yeah I saw that, guy seems like an idiot. I think the sports minister had similar comments at first but later condemned the hooliganism, maybe because of threats to kick Russia and England out of the tournament and maybe to take WC in 2018 from Russia.

> planned provocation
What for? It dropped down russian reputation and will be able to cause new sanctions.

Oh boy. I agree, it really was a planned action.

>but it seems a bit like a conspiracy theory all the same.

No, it is typical method of Pootin’s propagandic "victories". Like doping victorie in Sochi olympics, like paid pseudo internet-users, supporting Putin.

I know nothing about these cases in football tournament, i can only say what is football fans are here. And yes, provocation looks very odd because there's no goals for this. i can't even imagine their goals and who are those people.

> i can't even imagine their goals and who are those people.
Looks like the annexation of Crimea. Just annexation without reasonable goals.

Somebody's dementia is progressing.

youtube.com/watch?v=botdoZWgLNE

What's wrong with investing.com? It shows MICEX market open

Currency's on-line trades is open until 23:55.

K unizheniu liberah gotov

I need to go. Can you see to thread?

Бaмп

Bump.

I forgot 12 june was national holiday, so today is day off for 5-day work week.

How you suppose to humiliate us if you cant speak english? Checkmate pootin cuck

Ok.

Yes, looks like a bug at investing or something

Pls deliver Demure @ RBC

Will post pictures with weapons, lol.

BTW, China is falling, wait for "funny Tuesday". If someone has something to change, deal with it right now. It may be too late tomorrow.

Ryaaaa

Bump

Пpeдлaгaю opгaнизoвaть ceгoдня peйд нa /sg и ycтpoить тoтaльнoe yнижeниe пpoкcиoлeк тaм.

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oldfisher find some descent content. One türk killed several Natashas with their boyfriends for years and only now was found because one of bulls was the son of Turkish army general
Here in Russian
kp.ru/daily/26541.7/3558116/

>sg
where is it?

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Nice thread

>what are they like?
Those who reach overseas are gilded youth. Domestically there are more of chad types. They intersect on the fan clubs level.

Dear Soros/CIA/Hillary we need more posters to maintain our thread, hire pls some more

Bимp

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Is it a good time to visit Russia from a westerner's perspective? Will I be able to afford much more than elsewhere, because the rouble is weak?

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I thought Russia was stronk and the bastion of Europe

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>yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world
oy vey, what a terrible bunch they are

It's dead now. Check the catalog for "Syria general" later.

Hallo liberashas monkeys!

I see your posts all the time. It's just blatant Western hate with no reasoning. How much are they paying you?

>no reasoning
>murican education

>people concerned their economy is in shambles and they are now poorer than some Africans
>LOL STUPID LIBRASHKAS
>you should accept being so poor you have to wait in line for government mandated bread!
>if they run out of bread, you should accept being intentionally starved to death by your own government while the party members live in luxury!
Did I get that right, Boris?

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So Russia bros, what is the TL:DR?

From what I gathered you guys are about to go into a major economic collapse and depression for god knows how long?

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yup

>people concerned their economy is in shambles
maybe they should go back to Ukraine and do something about it?

Bump

It's Russian Liberals: The Thread.
Situations is shitty, hands down, but those kids panicing literally 3 years.
3 fucking years same people posting same shit on same board. They do nothing else, just shiting on russia 24/7.

What exactly would you like to know?

thx for new manlet pootin pics, really appreciate it, foreigners like it as well

>KO-KO-KO
Go to suck Bernie's dick, pidorashka. Or you prefer when Volodin fuck you in your leftist ass?

Agree

>Defend Putin
>Post antisemitic memes
(((Shut it down)))

I don't know why but these always make me chuckle, post more if you have them pls.

our general allowed to a lot of people save their monies

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Agree. It was a very big help for people.

Thank you for the warning.