>Lawrence, who won an Oscar for her role in the 2012 film Silver Linings Playbook, had told the BBC presenter she had been filming in a location where there were "sacred rocks".
>"You're not supposed to sit on them because you're not supposed to expose your genitalia to them," she said.
>"I, however, was in a wetsuit for this whole shoot so - oh my God, they were so good for butt-itching. One rock that I was butt-scratching on ended up coming loose.
>"It was a giant boulder and it rolled down this mountain and almost killed our sound guy."
>She added: "His whole station got destroyed, it was a huge dramatic deal and all the Hawaiians were like 'Oh my god, it's the curse'. And I'm round the corner going, 'I'm your curse - I wedged it loose with my ass'."
>The star later took to her own Facebook page to apologise, starting the post: "From Jen to the Internet."
>"I meant absolutely no disrespect to the Hawaiian people," she said.
>"I really thought that I was being self-deprecating about the fact that I was 'the curse', but I understand the way it was perceived was not funny and I apologise if I offended anyone."
So self-depracating and quirky, how can you not love her?
Jaxson Ross
>dumb fucking niggers and their """sacred""" rocks what did she mean by this?
Jayden Cooper
I bet she put sacred rocks up her butt and then took pics of her gape and sent it to producers
Henry Butler
#polynesiansagainstjen
Jonathan Lopez
>tfw sitting on your couch at 6AM in your bath robe going commando in your pajamas cause you're too lazy to launder your cum stained underpants all while being jealous of a rock
I remember when they told me I'd be my bully's boss someday...
Charles Allen
>fuck those savages and their faggot pagan gods damn....
Levi Carter
>ywn be those rocks
Christopher Hughes
Girls are funny. Get over it.
Nicholas Edwards
Women are idiots
sm͏h
Luis Carter
>board full of Atheists >hating on Jlaw for sitting on "sacred" rocks
Joshua Gray
>make apology >"O MY THOSE ROCKS WERE FUCKING AMAZING ON MY ASS"
Anthony Diaz
How come even island niggers actively defend their """"""culture"""""" while white people willingly suicide it
Brayden Torres
Sup Forums is not reddit, buddy.
Bentley Cruz
They sold thier whole country to white people u dumb nigger
Asher Fisher
i can't believe normies still fall for her "down to earth" act. she's bullshit. created a produced by Hollywood since day one.
James Bennett
>"I meant absolutely no disrespect to the Hawaiian people," she said. I 100% guarantee not 1 Hawaiian person gave her shit for this
Cameron Cooper
>Lawrence, who won an Oscar for her role in the 2012 film Silver Linings Playbook >Lawrence, who won an Oscar for being paid more than Cooper, the star of the 2012 film Silver Linings Playbook Can she just die already, she is ugly, dumpy, screams im 1 of u, is an intolerable cunt and has forsaken us to her rogue one look alike She hasn't and won't ever be in a decent film and it's funny that we're pretending she's even a draw to the cinema anymore
William Thompson
I'm an atheist but I wouldn't go around rubbing my ass against churches.
Does she not know what hands are or something?
James Martin
>no fun allowed religious people don't have a monopoly on feeling indignation, user
Colton Rogers
I'd scratch her butt, if you catch my meaning
Lincoln Williams
not catching what you're throwing
Jose Gutierrez
It was annexed you dumb cow.
Nolan Lee
>white people more ore less uplift the world >"fuck you white people, we don't want your shit" >"okay, we'll leave" >"fuck you white people, our countries are now shitholes"
Brandon Powell
>somebody itched their ass with a rock >have to apologise profously to the world
for fuck sake lmao
Henry Wilson
How shitty does your culture have to be for you to worship rocks?
Christopher Clark
>white people doing shit & expecting to have a free pass because rich, "famous", """hot""" & muh half-assed apologies FUCK YOU JEN
Carson Diaz
reported to your local muslim authorities
Cooper Phillips
She just doesn't have the backbone/ is scared of the loss of possible shekels that would come from saying "fuck you it's a joke" It's easier to be spineless especially when you have the knowledge at the back of your mind that nobody is interested anymore.
She didn't HAVE to do anything
Lucas Morris
>MAGICAL ROCKS
Some people refer to those as drugs.
Tyler Flores
>>white people what did he mean by this
Jack Bennett
>pretty much every culture ever including the modern one Not too smart are ya
Ryder Scott
I would temporarily reduce discomfort she feels in her skin by using friction on the problem areas
Asher Brown
There's probably not any sacred rocks and if they are so sacred then why are they somewhere where some moron like her rub her arse up against them.
Charles Cox
amirite, nothing can top 2 sticks tied together!!
Asher Peterson
I think I'm ultimately more mad about 'i almost killed someone LOL'
Joshua Wilson
You don't understand me. I was just saying that this board isn't full of atheists.
Eli Gomez
Atheist or not I'd respect the local culture even if I found it retarded.
Chase Wilson
no you wouldn't, fgt
Hunter Cruz
>"I meant absolutely no disrespect to the Hawaiian people," she said.
I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON THEIR ANCESTRAL MEMORIAL STONES, NO BIGGIE.
Wyatt Bennett
wats your point shitskin?
Landon Walker
She thinks she is one of us. That's why she shares this kind of story.
Ethan Moore
Yes I would, retard. I'm not an uncultured faggot like your father.
James Morgan
>I apologise if I offended anyone. everybody drink
Carter Myers
prove it, cuck
Andrew Green
it's one thing to follow their laws and show outwards "respect" but there's no reason to actually respect them inside your head and in your private time, that's just cucking your own mind. jlaw only messed up because the stone rolled over, she died wear clothes and thought nobody saw her
John Thompson
Pleb.
Hunter Thomas
>HURR SACRED ROCKS IN 2016
imagine if some cunt tourist toppled over a part of stonehenge, or an easter island moai or something
that would be ok with you? uncultured niggers
Nicholas Bailey
There have been multiple instances of people flocking to statues for healing, because it looked like they were crying or weeping blood. Not far off worshiping rocks.
Jaxon King
Sup Forums is so edgy at this point they hate anything that isnt sacred to white people
Jayden Phillips
No one would have ever even known of this incident had she not told it herself. She thought this story would make her look quirky and relateable and it backfired.
Xavier Ward
that was the wrong move, but fundamentally it was just an accident, even if she was not famous it should be forgiven. maybe she felt guilty about it and wanted to confess
Isaac Russell
>maybe she felt guilty about it and wanted to confess She told it as a funny story though.
Ayden Carter
Not him but i'd imagine that it wasn't sold you fucking windowlicker
Why are white supremacists always the dumbest cunts
Christopher Cruz
because she's so quirky and awkward JUST LIKE US
Jonathan Nelson
At first i've read "butt stretching"
Logan Roberts
yeah it could be she didn't know how to play it off because of autism but that's giving her too much credit at this point
Lincoln Cruz
The fuck are you talking about? Sup Forums loves it when liberals cannibalize each other, so they'd be nothing but extatic about this whole situation. I get it that you really want the Sup Forums boogeyman to be each and every person who disagrees with your views on some level, but in this case I can assure you, Sup Forums sure as hell isn't on Jlaw's side.
Parker Brooks
Sup Forums is always on the side of white people when it comes to non-whites. sorry little guy but its always the Sup Forums boogieman, especially on Sup Forums
Connor Campbell
happy to see more and more people turn on this talentless whore
Leo Edwards
I'd stretch her butt by putting my erect penis inside of it
If you know what I mean
Xavier Cox
Stupid fucking twat
Gavin Young
why is her ass so itchy anyway?
Ethan Miller
shes cute!!! leave her alone!!!
Liam Evans
that rock has seen more action than i will ever have in my entire life
Noah Bailey
hemorrhoids from all the rough, unprotected anal sex she has with anyone who asks
Samuel Sanders
what a lovely girl
Jace Bell
>Be woman >Do something explicitly disrespectful to the culture of others >No one bats an eye
>Be man >Have the wrong political views >Have your show cancelled and get blacklisted
Samuel Roberts
HAHA, us virgins, rite? : ^ )
I may be a virgin, but I'm also a loveable curmudgeon! Self depreciating humor FTW, like if u agree
Noah Hernandez
but it's alright I just destroyed his equipments lol !
Luke Davis
THAT IS SO AMAZINGLY QUIRKY LOL I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CANT
Michael Nelson
The difference here is that kike hyde is not wealthy and famous as Jennifer, not that properly my friend.
Caleb Ward
why do you people even come here
Jonathan Garcia
shes literally a social engineer
Jordan King
Don't speak unless prompted to do so, shitlord. This is our country now.
James Foster
>Le so quirky xddd Seriously?
Michael White
Problem, virgin?
Kevin Fisher
Too much BBC
Nathaniel Bailey
Jen needs to calm down and let it happen
Ryan Gray
BASED JLAW
SO QUIRKY
SO DOWN TO EARTH
Bentley Turner
Normie get out REEEEEEEEEEE
David Martin
>Fuck them! I'd shove those polynigger's """sacred""" rocks up my ass if I could. In fact, I literally did. I chipped out a chunk of it while I was there and I still use it to scratch my asshole when it gets sweaty or when I didn't wipe properly. I mean really, it's a fucking rock you mongoloid looking spear chuckers! Who cares? Jeez.
Gavin Jenkins
>>board full of Atheists That's where your wrong kiddo
Brody Johnson
This never would have happened if I was there to scratch her butthole
Cameron Brooks
maybe if Sam had a sex-tape leaked to the public he'd get some love and sympathy too?
Zachary Rogers
I can guarantee Hawaiian people were upset and angered by this but keep living on your bubble
Josiah Barnes
>muh sacred rocks
JLAW DID NOTHING WRONG
Isaac Bennett
Keep weakly attempting to brainwash morons.
Kayden Scott
>"Fuck these coconut niggers! These ancestral rocks are my ass throne."
Juan Jenkins
Yes, I am lying, I am just trying to brainwash you. Yes, that's exactly what I am doing. You could never be wrong
Parker Nguyen
I am not obligated to find your weird, rock worshipping countries minerals or stones or boulders "sacred" or treat them like you think they're special.
Brayden Young
>self-deprecating >literally wiping her ass with their culture
Angel Jones
Atheism has nothing to do with disrespecting other people
Elijah Russell
>I used my big flat ass to desiccate some silly voodoo rocks >I almost killed a dumb privealged sound guy >and I destroyed all his expensive sound shit
>aren't I funny with my self depreciation?
Nathaniel Price
I'm a fedora but I wouldn't go around disrespecting peoples beliefs. When people say "God bless you", I say it back. When they ask me to join them in prayer before dinner, I do it. It's not about the supernatural it's about respect.
Mason Barnes
I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Eli Cox
I live there. There are no scared rocks out in the open like that. She was making it up/is an idiot who got told a fake story (to get in her pants, most likely).
Wyatt Robinson
>American >using an s in apologize
Did bbc change it or did she really use it?
Jack Lee
1 in 5 can't afford it in America
Asher Wright
Even normies are mad at her, top wew
Ryan Sanders
That's the least of your worries. Noone is now accepted as a substitute of no one. Let that sink in.