OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL BREAD SPREAD POWER RANKINGS

OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL BREAD SPREAD POWER RANKINGS

Patrician tier:
>hummus
>nut butters

wh*te tier:
>cheese
>butter
>lard

Bronze Age primitive tier:
>olive oil

subuman tier:
>marmite
>Vegemite
>margarine

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>no salted butter
As is expected from an Am*rican

Salted butter is synonymous with butter, no one puts unsalted butter on bread except my grandmother

*blocks your arteries*

inb4 avo

who the fuck spreads lard on bread

Slavs, Hungarians, Jews (schmaltz). Maybe Romanians?

>subhuman tier
>Marmite
>Vegemite
DELET THIS NAO

Peanutbutter+jelly

t. immature kiddy

olive oil wit salt is god tier

>lard
as expected from americans

elder god tier: liver pate

Kaya (coconut egg jam)

Spread of the First Ones
>refried beans

Superior tier:
>Tomato and olive oil
>Foie gras

Normal tier
>butter
>marmalade
>cheese
>nutella style cream
>anything else not shit murrican tier

Shit Murrican tier
>lard
>peanut butter
>corn syrup
>ketchup
>anything else typical am*rican

I like these two
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalles_Kaviar
sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messmör

A*merifats will never understand this

>what is spread paprika flavoured creamy cheese
>what is homemade jam
>what is, wait for it, lard, choice of the absolute patrician man

sissy western bois will never know

>slavs
What? Lard on bread is murrican invention, slavs use butter

this

Spain

If you wanted to shit on australia then you couldve just started a thread explicitly to do that

What?

Looks like the colonies are talking shit bout you

cummies

This

I know that was a thing among my grandma's generation (presumably previous ones as well?)

although even granny has long since switched to butter, it is still fairly common parlance among even my dad's gen to speak of spreading "fat" or "grease" on bread

Why not authentic swedish breakfast?

THE FUCK IS THIS

You tell us, its your nations breakfast

Sssshh....it's okay. You can be jelly of my horrible and wonderful creation. I understand.

Hey, at least it didn't go to waste!

>77114994
Don't reply to me you disgusting lard

>nobody mentions honey yet
Fucking simpletons

genuinely never thought of honey as something that goes on bread

Im american i do watever i want
You made garlic bread, congrats, would you like a medal or part of albania

hummus tastes disgusting and your list is garbage just like am*rican bread or dairy products

sage

I'm partial to Gavin.

We call that Nutella in America. Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name? Who has a monopoly on this shit anyway?

>Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name?

probably gavin's mum

>humus
>check flag
Americuts are at it again!

1. Salmon & butter/soft cheese on black bread.
2. Salo on black bread.
2. Butter & caviar on white bread.
3. Soft cheese on white bread.
4. Pattee on fitting bread.

Good tier:
Butter and caviar.
Shit tier:
Anything else.

i put ranch dressing on my bread. where's that on the list?

It means you have no culture just like the rest of Americans.

it's actually pretty good especially when you smear some ketchup and top it off using easy cheese

You belong in a garbage can

>easy cheese
dropped

bruh, have you even tried it

on another note, i put easy cheese on everything, actual slices of cheese, rice, bread, chicken breasts, steak, oyster. easy cheese is probably the best thing in the world.

For me its bone marrow

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Are you actually fat?

I had an Ukrainian teacher who said they eat lard sandwiches

im too poor to be fat but i probably am malnourished as fuck

He meant salo but not the spread, spread lard is disgusting.

I spent years eating only spinach from cans. You sure you don't want a healthy option that is also cheap?

She specifically referred to it as spreading lard on bread
Isn't salo just cured lard?

Ok I thought Ukrainians had a good taste in food.