OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL BREAD SPREAD POWER RANKINGS
Patrician tier:
>hummus
>nut butters
wh*te tier:
>cheese
>butter
>lard
Bronze Age primitive tier:
>olive oil
subuman tier:
>marmite
>Vegemite
>margarine
OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL BREAD SPREAD POWER RANKINGS
Patrician tier:
>hummus
>nut butters
wh*te tier:
>cheese
>butter
>lard
Bronze Age primitive tier:
>olive oil
subuman tier:
>marmite
>Vegemite
>margarine
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>no salted butter
As is expected from an Am*rican
Salted butter is synonymous with butter, no one puts unsalted butter on bread except my grandmother
*blocks your arteries*
inb4 avo
who the fuck spreads lard on bread
Slavs, Hungarians, Jews (schmaltz). Maybe Romanians?
>subhuman tier
>Marmite
>Vegemite
DELET THIS NAO
Peanutbutter+jelly
t. immature kiddy
olive oil wit salt is god tier
>lard
as expected from americans
elder god tier: liver pate
Kaya (coconut egg jam)
Spread of the First Ones
>refried beans
Superior tier:
>Tomato and olive oil
>Foie gras
Normal tier
>butter
>marmalade
>cheese
>nutella style cream
>anything else not shit murrican tier
Shit Murrican tier
>lard
>peanut butter
>corn syrup
>ketchup
>anything else typical am*rican
I like these two
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sv.wikipedia.org
A*merifats will never understand this
>what is spread paprika flavoured creamy cheese
>what is homemade jam
>what is, wait for it, lard, choice of the absolute patrician man
sissy western bois will never know
>slavs
What? Lard on bread is murrican invention, slavs use butter
this
Spain
If you wanted to shit on australia then you couldve just started a thread explicitly to do that
What?
Looks like the colonies are talking shit bout you
cummies
This
I know that was a thing among my grandma's generation (presumably previous ones as well?)
although even granny has long since switched to butter, it is still fairly common parlance among even my dad's gen to speak of spreading "fat" or "grease" on bread
Why not authentic swedish breakfast?
THE FUCK IS THIS
You tell us, its your nations breakfast
Sssshh....it's okay. You can be jelly of my horrible and wonderful creation. I understand.
Hey, at least it didn't go to waste!
>77114994
Don't reply to me you disgusting lard
>nobody mentions honey yet
Fucking simpletons
genuinely never thought of honey as something that goes on bread
Im american i do watever i want
You made garlic bread, congrats, would you like a medal or part of albania
hummus tastes disgusting and your list is garbage just like am*rican bread or dairy products
sage
I'm partial to Gavin.
We call that Nutella in America. Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name? Who has a monopoly on this shit anyway?
>Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name?
probably gavin's mum
>humus
>check flag
Americuts are at it again!
1. Salmon & butter/soft cheese on black bread.
2. Salo on black bread.
2. Butter & caviar on white bread.
3. Soft cheese on white bread.
4. Pattee on fitting bread.
Good tier:
Butter and caviar.
Shit tier:
Anything else.
i put ranch dressing on my bread. where's that on the list?
It means you have no culture just like the rest of Americans.
it's actually pretty good especially when you smear some ketchup and top it off using easy cheese
You belong in a garbage can
>easy cheese
dropped
bruh, have you even tried it
on another note, i put easy cheese on everything, actual slices of cheese, rice, bread, chicken breasts, steak, oyster. easy cheese is probably the best thing in the world.
For me its bone marrow
Are you actually fat?
I had an Ukrainian teacher who said they eat lard sandwiches
im too poor to be fat but i probably am malnourished as fuck
He meant salo but not the spread, spread lard is disgusting.
I spent years eating only spinach from cans. You sure you don't want a healthy option that is also cheap?
She specifically referred to it as spreading lard on bread
Isn't salo just cured lard?
Ok I thought Ukrainians had a good taste in food.