>Be American
>Get Shot
Be American
Cooper Bell
Samuel Watson
>be black or gay
>get shot
fixed that for you leaf.
Andrew Powell
Be a leaf
Cameron Cruz
>Be Canadian
>get high
Sebastian Thompson
You are a disgrace to Canadian shitposters.
Benjamin Martinez
>Be American
>Life Sentence for Illegal Candy
Daniel Rivera
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Connor Ortiz
>be IN america
>get shot
Brody Morales
>be leaf
Chase Cooper
If you shitpost, we win
Eli Anderson
>muslims do THE EXACT SAME THING in your country this year
>HERRDERR B MELICAN DYE MEME
cbc.ca
Tyler Kelly
>Be American
>Shoot Back
Julian Moore
I see no problem in this. More like one less problem.
Isaiah Davis
>Be American
>Get shot
>Tip your assistant
>"The Price of Freedom, god bless America"
Jackson Smith
>be american
>be married trump supporter in florida
>secretly love mexican dick
>go to gay bar on latin night
>get killed by muslim
>face all over the news
Brody Lopez
Worked out great for you guys
Jaxon Morris
>Get shot
>Fuck yeah I'm a true American now.
Hunter Collins
>Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Barely able to type my pin
>Machine asks me if I would like to tip
>Tip 15% of my medical bill
>"Would you like a receipt sir?"
>Bleed out
Gavin Ward
Lincoln Reed
Sebastian Mitchell
>be canadian
>put refugees up in hotels on tax payer money for millions a month
>"why's the loonie doing so poor, eh?"
Austin Thomas
It was a gun free zone. Law abiding citizens can't bring guns in but do you think criminals care?