Why are Americans so fucking fat?

Why are Americans so fucking fat?

Bullet resistance.

sugar is in everything. If not sugar corn syrup. Combine that with a bad education and you get cupcakes.

oh, and ebt.

Quantity over quality .

impervious to Canadian cold. we've eyed your country for awhile. like your shell sand deposits.

Abundance of food and quality medical care. Fatties love to eat, and they all know they can just have their stomach stapled if they have to.

This. I was on vacation in USA for a month and could barely eat anything because it's either full of sugar or dripping fat. Couldn't even find a normal fucking bread that didn't taste like it was made with sugar instead of flour.

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

AND NOW GIANT PILES OF BUBBLEGUM?!