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memri edition

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tear up whenever i think about the girls

shadilay~

sophie

Tear up whenever I think about cute lads

there is no god but allah and mohammed is his messenger

asalaam alaikum piss be upon him

desperately need some indian twat to clean the earwax out me ears
Praise kek!

business idea: an American version of Alan Partridge. It'll be a big hit like the American version of the Office.

business idea: move to cairo and create a business promoting afrocentrism and an alternative to 23andme for black people which analyzes their genes for genetic links with the royal families of ancient egypt

she looks like she could be related to me.

Can you sum up mohammed's message?

thailad is a disgusting nonce, even worse than me

than you?

business idea: bash the fash

piss be upon him

Peace and love. Peace and lo- wait... That was Ringo.

my name is mohammed, big fan of noncery

post slags

Played by?

love muslims
love charity
love modesty
love family values
hate jews
simple as

alri mo, leave it out m8 yeh?

rasheed

...

business idea: shunt a runt

Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

Some decent points, weighed it up and decided I shan't be subscribing to this one.

Dire

slavs have to be the worst posters on Sup Forums

ROBOT gets to drink NATURAL milk from MOMMIES titties while CHAD has to drink milk from the COW.

Back to your runt pen

>footie
Absolutely irrelevant
>cricket
Absolute paki-tier
>rugby
out-buggered by some south pacific islanders
>lawn ball
Wew.

fair enough lad
there is no compulsion in islam

the slag in the pic probably has never been pregnant, therefore she does not produce milk

can't name a single yank sport

can't take yank sportposts seriously

Wow nice you reposted it from the fit thread. Good job. Very original.

good post

I assume you're ignoring the parts about apostasy and infidels.

r9k is r9gay

Wow a leaf contributing nothing to the thread. Good job. Very original.

if you aren't yellow, do you get enough light to see in the day?

>parents

Can't wait to move out in a few months lads

wew I'm yellow

hockey
handegg
niggerball
lacrosse

oh wait those are all canadian haha

always forget there's literaly children posting here

love these anti r9k posters who are nonetheless very familiar with robot slang

t. desert canada

you can't force people to believe
plenty of scholars agree on this

nah mate. can barely type this post

how can you forget

who said that?

>tfw usa gets nuked

Cows are pretty silly animals

i'm a busy man, can't be expected to remember everything lad

Can't take english football seriously, desu

Hung over and depressed.

if you are yellow you're a simpson

Yeah it's Sup Forums who did you expect posting here? Ubermensch?

all it takes is one look at /brit/

er me, it wasn't vocalised though i just wrote it in the post you read.

A bemused bovine

thought we were all pretending desu

bit uppity aren't you?

I thought the Quran was the literal word of god and infallible. How can scholars disagree with passages that literally say 'do this'?

bears are too

wasn't late this morning mate just forgot to sign in. Not lazy/unreliable, just stupid lol. cya in the office bud

Literally no one cares about niggerball or yanksports in general outside of america and its gook colony
But I'm sure the rest of the world is wrong just like with single payer, sane gun laws, etc

light blue master race
brighton?

No I'm very calm

What is it about /brit/ that makes jfs go all crazy and foamy at the mouth?

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you're just mistranslating it lad, it's easy for non arabic speakers to misunderstand

poo poo
willy willy
bum bum

is star trek enterprise good?

I'm not translating it, it's been translated for me by professionals.

Was expecting this or "oh it's out of context"
Just a cop out, i'd have more respect if you'd be honest.

tedious nonce

muzzies are all liars mate. you should be used to this by now.

wish I never found this website
cant think of a single thing its done to improve my life

It's kind of entertaining in a really shitty way

haha i'm not actually a muslim nonce

if you like star trek then yes.

>it's another "thailad rants about muzzies" episode

some little fucker keeps getting my mobile internet banned

yeh we should be talking about runescape and poo like you instead.

>not actually a muslim nonce
Is that like being a mute singer?

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when I was with my old internet provider I used to get a uk ip. got a lot more replies with a union jack flag than I do now
think brits instinctively ignore irish flags

still dont know what the fuck net neutrality or gamergate is

>the dad is complaining about work again

WHAT A WAGIE HAHAHA.

doing a poo

probably because this is /brit/ you fucking moron. go to /eire/ if you want replies.

>a uk ip

prehistoric ancient jurassic gimmick

its full of weebs and they ran off all the good posters

tim's trying out a new series
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the underage leaf is SEETHING at the thought of (You) unsubscribing to the ideology of wageslaving 8 hours of your day away to pay for Nosenberg's megayacht

get the joke but you fucked it

More proof that southerners aren't white

I'm a fellow NEET