Just thought of the perfect ending to Always Sunny

Just thought of the perfect ending to Always Sunny

Charlie marries the waitress
Dennis marries the pharmacist
Mac marries Dee

Its the ultimate hollywood ending with fan service and meta references. We just need a zany scenario for them to all get married

They all die

Maybe Frank dies and they all get married to try to look for more meaning in life

how is a happy ending in any way perfect or in keeping with the tone of the show

Mac is gay...

Dee is a tranny.....

Only acceptable ends are
1) They all die along with the rest of the main reoccurring characters (McPoyles, waitress, ect)

2) Frank dies IRL and the ghost of Frank comes to kill them all one by one.

>dennis not marrying mac
shit ending t b h

>marriage
>happy
lul

They should have a 5-person marriage, you faggot. Then Frank adopts the four, so that they can receive child benefit that never comes because Charlie forgot the mail

Dennis will be revealed to be a serial killer. Frank will get arrested for fraud and money laundering, Dee will probably light someone on fire, Charlie will probably get arrested for stalking the Waitress and Mac will do something stupid that lands him in jail too

The final scene will be all of them sitting in a jail cell together as they begin their life sentences yelling over each other and blaming other people for their problems proving that they learned absolutely nothing

And/or: they all look in a mirror and see five completely different people looking back at them. Dee actually has severe scoliosis, Charlie is filthy and looks like a homeless person, Dennis is unattractive and creepy, etc. The twist is that everything that has happened in the series is from the perspective of how the Gang sees themselves and the world, which is why everyone they hate is an exaggerated caricature (McPoyles, Rickety Cricket, Gail the Snail, the Waitress's alcoholism, etc) and they're all normal-looking attractive people.

The best ending to the show was the "Gang Squashes Their Beef" episode. That ending where they realized that apologizing for their mistakes is pointless and may or may not have killed everyone they knew due to gross negligence was genius.

>And/or: they all look in a mirror and see five completely different people looking back at them. Dee actually has severe scoliosis, Charlie is filthy and looks like a homeless person, Dennis is unattractive and creepy, etc. The twist is that everything that has happened in the series is from the perspective of how the Gang sees themselves and the world, which is why everyone they hate is an exaggerated caricature (McPoyles, Rickety Cricket, Gail the Snail, the Waitress's alcoholism, etc) and they're all normal-looking attractive people.
Just this. No jail shit, this is perfect.

The perfect ending is something like Charlie winning the lottery and everyone living the sweet life, the waitress sells out and marries Charlie, dee has enough money to produce a movie or show, Dennis lives the way he was always meant to, frank continues wallowing in filth and works to make them poor, mac falls for the pool boy etc etc. only to have them all end up in jail somehow. It satisfies their get rich fantasies and the fact they never really pay for their ridiculousness.

Idk I think it would be appropriate for them to get exactly what they deserve and to just blame everyone else without realizing why they actually did anything wrong

I also like the theory that the whole show is just them telling a courtroom about all the crimes they've committed after getting arrested, that's why every episode begins with the time and date and location for context

That second one is actually great with the way they developed the characters into what they've become over the last 10 seasons.

literally Seinfeld.

literally Roseanne.

I don't ever remember Seinfield ever realizing he wasnt funny.... or elane worth anything more than a hole to dump cum into.

>people in jail, getting what they deserve and blaming everyone else
Literally Seinfeld.

Besides, those people realizing what they really are... super cliche and unrealistic for the show anyways.

It should end in sort of the same fashion as the Christmas special. It was actually really nice

What if it turns out that its all just a space turtle's dream

Frank dies and everything de-escalates in a final season without zany schemes like season 1

I would love it if they all went their separate ways and became successful as individuals only to find that they were truly happy when they were drunk, poor, and arguing with each other in their run down bar.

I feel like something will happen like that, like they finally get rid of their bar and it gets torn down and frank ends up building a replica by the end