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This is the greatest Canadian BM album of all time.

only good metal album a nigger has ever been part of

First for industrial blackened Coolio
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What about Mystifier?

So apparently uninspired death/doom is the new hipster trend nowadays?

Looks like it's going to be like dissoshit all over again

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>What is Goëtia, Effigy of the Forgotten, Left Hand Path, etc.

More like Vaenir?

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akitsa is basically just a collection of incredibly badly played riff stubs recorded onto tracks, they don't have any actual songwriting

the general sound is kind of alright at times but it's still a shit tier band

So I dreamt that Samael had just released a concept album about homemade sex reassignment surgery.

What does it meme?

>What is Goëtia, Effigy of the Forgotten, Left Hand Path, etc.

Post your most fun riffs

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>/metal/ thread
>always the same cookie monster shit

Any takers for Indian Thrash Metal?
Deliberately posting this because it can be made fun of pretty easily. Nothing gets this Tajikistani rag weaving board like hate against Indians.
Also if you like the music any way buy it from your preferred online store.
Do your worst.

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TOP 10 OF 2017! POST YER TOP 10 OF 2017 HERE

Try this if you like the old school metal
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this listened 10 times

Thanks, m8. I will.

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My AOTY

good choice d e s u

What are some /metal/ movies?

Legend

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Too mid paced for my liking. Their earlier stuff was faster.
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deathgasm, it's kinda bad tho

I'm not sure I even listened to more than 10 new metal albums in their entirety this year. My library only shows about 7, and I can only remember enjoying these 4:

>Analepsy - Atrocities from Beyond (my AotY)
>Byzantine - The Cicada Tree (the two closing tracks were uncharacteristically weak, desu)
>Fleshkiller - Awaken
>Soul Massacre - Purgatory System

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matrix

NECROMANCEEEEEEER
DEAAAAD'S INVOKEER

>kinda
it's terrible, actually.

Black Rain.

how do I get a metal trap bf?

Move to Brazil.

go to a Liturgy/WITTR show

I don't want to get killed

trad is chad

oh i get it that's a dude

deathmetal.org/review/an-overview-of-inquisition/

What hell is DMU even trying to say about Inquisition? this article begins and ends with them saying they suck now but the overviews of the albums are mostly positive overall

Excuse me for being a total pleb but what does dissoshit mean?

gay, unsatifying riffless garbage like deathspell omega and all those dissonant icelandic buzzbands noisey and pitchfork are peddling these days

So disso=dissonant?

yeah

if you don't sing it as "dirty fucker" then do not entry

>DMU

why the fuck does Sepultura have a nigger vocalist

you learn really quickly

BLACKED

what's wrong with this?

you have to go back

their riffs sound like this

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it makes jazzfags jizz themselves

it just keeps happening

That was beautiful.

fuck off racism is not tolerated here

thanks
now can I get a record deal with Debemur Morti Broduction?

Yes

That wasn't very similar....

post /metal/ charts here

These are a stolen from my 4th grade binder art.

thoughts on Pantera?

thoughts on Slipknot?

thoughts on Tool?

thoughts on Megadeth?

>Pantera
Decent. Dime was good and had a unique sound.

>Slipknot
Never cared for the Pro Wrestling superstar aesthetic, but I've heard a couple catchy riffs here and there.

>Tool
Kinda cool and mellow when I'm in the right mood.

>Megadeth
Gods among men.

Please someone make a song called "Your Beard Got Caught In Meat Grinder"

God, I'm never not amazed at how shit black metal is....
It's like it's something so bad that people take pride in "enjoying" it, lol.

half the chart isn't black metal m'reddit

>Pantera
good glam band, very uneven groove metal band
>Slipknot
very good first three albums, the rest is trash
>Tool
the original buttprog band
>Megadeth
too wanky, not thrashening enough

why are 99% of "metalheads" poseurs (including this general)?
>they dont listen to something because its "nu-male/gay/not "true metal"
>like something because its "true metal"
>like something because its "a classic"
>dont like something just because its popular
>change their looks based on what they listen to (band shirts are fine i guess)
>like a band or a genre basedd on its image and popularity
>have the urge to share what they listen to (online-like here for example/IRL)

metal is probably the most poseur genre, i feel like just a few people are here for the music itself

t. nu-male

because Metal is not just about the music it's about the spectacle, it's about showing off.

You're letting the general's 1 rabid, nazi-wannabe, gas mask wearing, black metal shit poster get to you.
Just ignore his faggot ass and the general gets a lot better.

Literally zero evaluation/selection process was done for this. Whatever album anyone namedropped, wound up here. This chart needs filtering itself
My favorite one is IMC—Enter Delirium, which is weird industrial/thrash at best
The chart still has plenty decent material of course, but a lot of it crosses over with other charts (see essential Motorhead core). And Cryptopsy and Hellhammer, really?

What exactly makes one a trve metalhead?

can recite the lyrics to every Batlord song ever recorded

its not just this thread. Ive seen things i listed in real life, or on other websites too, like almost everyone isnt listening to metal because they like the music, but for other reasons.
also the only reason i see for visiting metal forums like this one is to discover new music, but for that i would probably use a different website, too. Arguing about genres, bands, albums etc. is completly useless

genuine appreciation for the music and its themes
not a total coward

that's about it

They are consistent but their vision was basically flawed from the get go. Don't care for Stinkycushion much myself, nothing they have touches Pure Holocaust.

I find new shit on here all the time and I enjoy memeing and shittalking nu-males in between.

Metal attracts a lot of edgy faggots. And edgy faggots are pretty shit for discussion. If you want better discourse, I'd honestly pick a different genre. Everybody wants to be the guy listing to the most brutal shit and they have difficulty accepting that it's subjective when it feels so true in their minds.

>their vision was basically flawed from the get go. Don't care for Stinkycushion much myself

delet

best band

>when the tranny porn pics were already posted

>You're letting the general's 1 rabid, nazi-wannabe, gas mask wearing, black metal shit poster get to you.
>Just ignore his faggot ass and the general gets a lot better.

Rabid, nazi-wannabe, gas mask wearing, black metal shit posters report in!

who is this hero

Hey, that's my post, lol!
Are you still a noodle-armed little soyboy?

look up familia

Agreed Akitsa is god tier black metal

Lemmy reporting in

Here here!

Bring on the norsecore shit f a m

What bands would you guys recommend for someone into Skeletonwitch and Vektor?

>You're letting the general's 1 rabid, nazi-wannabe, gas mask wearing, black metal shit poster get to you.

"Nazi" checking in

Ebu Gogojiktor

Ehhh, I remember those tiny lil arms you had. I highly doubt real SS would have taken you in.

why you so obsessed with big arms? Are you a bara fetishist or smth?

Black Fast

kinda agree

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umm you what?
since you took time to type all this, let me refute it line by line.
>they dont listen to something because its "nu-male/gay/not "true metal"
>like something because its "true metal"
You're implying causation when it's only correlation. You see, music has certain sound. And this sound attracts different people. That's why people call some bands 'numale'—it's to describe the sound, not some image as you imply.
There are still posers of course, like most fans who never go further then select number of same bands. But they are easily identified.
>like something because its "a classic"
>dont like something just because its popular
Wooooooooooooooooooow. Please tell me any music genre, no, any art genre where this tendency doesn't show. Please. I'll wait.
In any case, again, actual fans of metal cherish classics for a reason—their influence and proficiency. Metal has almost always been an underground genre. Your implication about popularity is like telling a punk fan, "you don't like Sum 41? Wow what a snob". It's just that sales and cool image matter very little in metal.
>change their looks based on what they listen to (band shirts are fine i guess)
examples needed.
>have the urge to share what they listen to (online-like here for example/IRL)
uh… what