What's your WWIII dream team?
Team North America: (USA, MEX, CAN)
UK (after Brexit) + other anglos AUS/NZ
Greatest Ally: Isreal
Asia Pacific + TPP partners: (Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, Singapore, Philippines)
New team members: Russia Federation (Trump and Putin being bros) and India (hates Muslims)
vs
Cucked EU (Germany, France, and the rest of the Western europe)
China
Middle East Sunnis (Iraq, Saudis, Pakistan)
Most of North Africa and east Africa
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>Cuba joins Team EU
>Single handedly defeats the inefficient and politically correct US Military
>I dont know shit about geopolitics, the thread
cringe
We don't need a ww3 if the US just mind their own business when we tried to clean the map last time. Now we have to do it with muslims too
Add south america to the second team
you didnt mention eastern eu
>What's your WWIII dream team?
Doesn't really matter.
Can't wait until we switch sides like 6 times, and at the end of the war we get the rest of Hungary.
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Team 1: USA, RUSSIA, PARAGUAY
Team 2: REST OF MOTHER FUCKING WORLD
Lets go faggots.
>UK (after Brexit)
>Brexit
You mean that thing that won't happen?
>TEAM NA
>including MEX
na fuck that, we dont even have a defense treaty with those slimebags
how about we quickly annex their capital, force them to sell the northern territory and conscript the men as cannon fodder in a land invasion
Team 1: China, Germany, RUSSIA.
Team 2: REST OF MOTHER FUCKING WORLD
France and UK + Commonwealth against the world.
Team 1: Finland
Team 2: Rest of the world
Result: Finland wins
No mex is our allie, mexicans build most of modern America infrastructure and they have strong ties to here
They are our tequila taco pals
we'll just wait and see. We can cook for everybody if you want
team 1 jews (usa, israel)
team 2 muslims and blacks
team 3 civilized europe
who wins?
>France and UK
you seriously want to ally with people who will just wave a white flag?
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>mexicans build most of modern America infrastructure
I don't suppose you have a source for this utter lie.
No I want the Frenchies to do the majority of dying until we figure out how to win the war, a la WW1.
>eating a soggy pizza
ey, astamatta for you, huh?
Not mentioning Turks.
US and Russia
Versus everyone else.
Go outside your mom's house for once. Who is build the roads and house
Mexicans
None, I'm staying back home and breeding all the women while you faggots go and die for Goldberg
People forget that North Pole holds the advantage.
Literally, from that view point we have the high ground.
Nice statistic.
Fuck off.
Hopefully on the opposite of the yanks, because you always been on the wrong side in all your global wars.
You have to go back paco
you won the next WW too, yeah, you kinda lost against nazis but you still we're part of the winning team
you're have a streak in world wars, be happy
we lost winter war and continuation war
The world unites against the ayys
We lose but it'd be interesting to have all of humanity on the same side for once
Correct choice
Leave him alone nigger
We already know cockroaches can survive nuclear fallout.
You must live sheltered nigga.
95%+ brand new home neighborhoods are being built by beaners
B-But ruski senpai what about ous iranians?
>Germany is strong in 2016
You are a century late boris
>team north America with mexico and cancucks
You guys are already fucked, those 2 countries can be finished even without nukes
I like our odds for the next one too.
>Implying Trump isn't going to 360 moonwalk the entire global theater
>implying Trump will ever be in a position to do that
>China
>siding with Muslims
Yeah, Nah m8.
fuckin marines
You'd get Europe but thats it.
World invades Finnland, can't find any Finns...it's cold....it's dark, world becomes depressed and suicidal...world departs with severe mental issues...Finnland wins.
Well said, ol horse.
Dude, when I went to US it was just Mexicans building shit and doing the roads lol.
Based Finn-bros.
Team 1 could also count on Polynesian and Nepali (Gurkha) support - small populations but they are 100% fucking badass and awesome soldiers.
That's my plan m8
Great Finnish Empire will include whole world
>Russo-American Partnership + Allies
United States
Russia
India
Belarus
Syria
Various Militias in Europe
>Former NATO + Allies
European Union
Canada
Ukraine
Saudi Arabia
Mexico
Turkey
Pakistan
yea, but they say, that they STRONG! The elite of the US army!
Unrealistic as fuck.
A FUCKING YELLOW FACE
die
The players of WW3 depends on whether Trump or Hillary wins this year.
Scenario #1 - Hillary wins
US and EU + allies
vs
Russia + allies
Potential outcomes:
US - EU victory
or
Nuclear devastation
Scenario #2 - Trump victory
US + Russia
vs
China
Potential outcomes:
US + Russia victory
or
Nuclear devastation
Any other scenarios or outcomes are unlikely.
Fuck off Ahmed, you're a retard.
>implying the EU wouldn't start trying to grab more power from it's member states as America withdraws military support
>implying the EU wouldn't feel threatened by both US and Russia
>implying US and Russia wouldn't intervene
Which scenario are you referring to?
I guess there's a possibility that WW3 could be US + Russia vs EU but I think that's less likely. The EU would probably disintegrate in the event of a Trump victory.
"Built" doesn't refer to the autistic laborers who can only follow directions and do nothing else. Architects and engineers build things, laborers follow orders.
I want a drone production line in Europe, but that's strictly it.
Imagine that; cheap, german quality unmanned drones running on solar energy, armed with a single A2A missile to curbstomp any opposition.
China would not go against both RU and US, it'd be suicide
the EU would inevitably try to form an EU army to counter "russian agression" if president Trump starts withdrawing forces from eastern europe
if the UK leaves, all of the major military powers like France, Germany and Italy are very pro EU other member states to do whatever
Don't care who fights who.
Anyone has some schekel and needs weapons, drugs, women or food?
I'm all in for giving their countries a little freedom (;
Russia really doesn't have a lot of hard power and is mostly bluster atm. They have excellent tactics but that's not much good in an open conflict. At best they would just boost US power by having an ally in the region. It would basically be a US vs Chinese conflict. China is growing rapidly, particularly in military power right now. If war broke out towards the end of Trump's presidency (particularly if he gets a second term) China may well be ahead. If the EU stays out of the conflict which would be a smart move tactically, China may be able to put up a fight. It probably wouldn't win anyway but it's not a completely ridiculous concept. china also has a lot of allies across the world because of it's non-interventionist foreign policy.
Sweden will remain neutral as usual, but this time it's gonna be because we'rel busy with a racial civil war.
Holland stands alone.
Global freedoms to shit on designated shitting streets confirmed.
In the Muslim countries India will place one designated shitting street on each corner
why would they go to war?
kek, I can't wait for the tears when he loses
Trump's USA, Russia, Nigel's UK, Front National France, Poland, Hungary, Bulgaria, Russia's slaves (AKA Syria)
vs
Merkel's Germany, rest of the EU, Muzzie countries, China
>she looks like my ex
Damn it Sup Forums I never asked for this
I don't care really. I just want to not have to work and live in the Bay Area anymore. I just want to bash someone's face in with something, legally.
you mean mummys russia
president mummy
The ones that are winning
There are Gurkhas in Indian army too, about 40 Battalions of them IIRC
China hates Trump and Trump would be such an unstable leader that anything could happen.
>non-interventionist foreign policy.
I dunno much about geopolitics but hasn't china made a lot of enemies in south east asia because of their constant expeditions and expansions in the South China Sea?
The Asians apparently, as they aren't participating while we all bomb each-other to smithereens..
>expansionism = non-interventionism
Sure, they've pissed off a lot of their neighbours but outside of Asia they have a number of allies, particularly dictatorships in Africa and the Middle-East because of trade deals that they've made with them. Whereas the west would try to force policy and regime change, China doesn't.
Meant to say
>expansionism = interventionism
Implying you'd fight with fucking Mexico under Trump
Implying Israel would help