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This is my last resort edition

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>accumulator bets

the deano vice

anime

sharm el sheikh is also very deano

Is betting (eg. William Hill) working class, upper class, or deano?

what are some deano fashion brands/venues?

quintessential deano aspirations?

egg

all of the above

Changing the subject

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IMAGINE having a willy under 6 inches, I honestly think I'd cry myself to sleep. 6 inches is average and bare minimum to even have the girl feel something is inside of her.

Deano is more of a Everton or a Villa fan?

Becoming the most senior salesman at the Winnersh branch of Foxtons

reckon this bizarre succession of deano threads has been the best content /brit/ has put out in months

absolute deano pastime along with fantasy football, can be easy shared and discussed with fellow deanos

is he a deano?

explain deano to a non-brit

might be getting a job in willy hill

is that a deano job or a lower class job?

hello virgin
I see you've fallen for the r9k memes

my dick's 5.5inches and I've never had a woman complain about its size

reaching upper middle management by the time he's 60

is "sports therapy" a deano degree

Betting should be an entry requirement at the races.

too rorkey

H&M, topman, zara

no

I have a 7.5 inch willy and it's the only thing I have in my life that I'm happy about. If I was smaller I think I'd have killed my self several years ago

Rightwing controversialist Milo Yiannopoulos has branded reported low sales of his new book “fake news” after official figures revealed the writer has failed to rock the book charts on either side of the Atlantic, despite his claims to the contrary.

According to Nielsen Bookscan, which monitors book sales through almost all outlets, including Amazon, the former Breitbart technology editor has sold only 18,268 copies of his book in the US and 152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

Mark Antony was a Roman-era Deano.

Betting is literally for the most grim of chavs

Betting shops are only in shit areas

The Irish Deano:
>has never played in Junior B
>wears the county jersey almost every day
>coaches the local club
>drives a 2008 BMW
>goes to his mammys for Sunday dinner
>childhood dream was to play for county

yea

Yeah because they don't want to embarrass you mate

5.5 inches isn't sufficient and any girl is guaranteed to have had bigger

Triggered

how sheltered are you, tarquin

right bored of talking about deano
what's the best drug? I reckon coke for feeling, mephedrone for value

>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

...

What ever happened to his Privilege Grant?

raining out lads

YEW OTTER FUCKIN MORON

No I don't think northerners can be Deanos, it's more of a southern thing. Northerners have the whole 'northern pride' thing to fall back on whereas lower class southerners always feel inferior to RP patricians. That's why Deanos try so hard

i grew up on a council estate

the loving embrace of the lord god

back from work lads

Deanos were the biggest supporters of fascism historically

>£50/month unlimited data contract for the latest iphone

This is deano, right?

I've see girls in fits of laughter at 5 inch willys

They brought up a picture of some poor fucker with his little 5 inch door stop and laughed until they cried

Tarquin bets on the horse races all the time, sheltered pleb

>Rightwing controversialist Milo Yiannopoulos has branded reported low sales of his new book “fake news”

how big is deano's willy?

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

FAKE NEWS absolutely DEMOLISHED by milo
uploaded by milo

Yes

6.1 inches

was literally a scam

they were just following upper management

What are Deanos thoughts on cuckoldry

REMINDER THAT 6 INCHES IS THE AVERAGE COCK SIZE

True. Most Nazi voters were petit bourgeoisie

gf's sending me sexual pics from the library

I have many many things to write about Irish deanos

Seánín

women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>...the former Breitbart technology editor has sold only 18,268 copies of his book in the US and 152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

nah the appeal of prague is deffo the architecture
it's the quintessential holiday to take your gf on; cheap, bit cultured, and yeah you can bag a cheeky pint for pennies

5.8 inches long
4.5 inches in circumference

is this a deano or a chav or both?

we need to clarify these things

disgusted by it

however, some Deanos will say Chloe's allowed to shag around a little bit "to get even" when he's apologising for being caught cheating around

>152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

qt girl on tipping point x

what's the collective noun for a group of deanos

this is and isn't true. rich people bet too

>there are at least a couple of people in this thread with 4 inch cocks or less

I refuse to believe this lmao, no one is that unlucky

Show yourselves

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasnt funny the first time

Write them. Try come up with a name too. Micky is too working class, but Decky sounds like it's more of a northern name

deano
"look at all them deano over there"

neither, he's a bog-standard lad

This is the "lad", he will grow up to be a deano, I like to refer to it as "Pre-Deano"

Deano
Chavs are dying

that's a ladbible consumerist student-type wankstain

prea-noooo
prea-noooo

>152

bit of a mix 2bh

A sesh

fuck OFF you cringe bradley posting deano twat. will this be the next thing you spam for the next month?

A $10m (£7.7m) lawsuit announced by far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been dismissed by his former publisher as “publicity-driven and entirely without merit”. The rightwinger chose to self-publish his memoir Dangerous after being publicly dumped by Simon & Schuster in February after a video clip in which he appeared to defend sexual relationships between men and boys as young as 13.

this is 2012, doesnt exist anymore
chino wanker

hello milo

at what point does a lad become a deano

that's clearly a lad

don't think deanos necessarily start out as lads, although no doubt many of them are just matured lads who went somewhere with their life

bet if /brit/ wrote a book itd get more than 152 sales

When he gets his mortgage

chino wankers became deanos
chino to deano, if you will

>18,268 copies of his book in the US

When he gets a car

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state of yank

nah too urban to be a deano
more like an ironic post-chav, probably a student

Now I'm not the type of man that cares, I've seen it all, done it all. I've been there and back.

One thing that does get to me is the appetite of the stegosaurus. Now this machine of an animal could put away a tonne of grass a day. It's outrageous.

So I went.. out into the fields

I glued several plates onto my back, reared up on my hind legs and let out a bellow so loud as to let the other creatures know I was there.

And then I grazed.. I grazed the biggest graze that's ever been grazed.

Got bum cancer in the end

>muh willy size matters

not really
it's what you do with it that matters
for example: I have a massive dick, but I'm also fat and terribly unfit so I can't do much with it

>tfw never made a woman cum via sex, only via cunnilingus