>Childhood faps
Childhood faps
Ryder Rogers
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Bentley Howard
Cameron Diaz in the mask is female perfection incarnate.
Blake Robinson
It was her hottest appearance yes, but I mean nah she's not really perfect.
Charles Lewis
I
Camden James
IMAGINE
Julian Wright
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Lucas Bell
remember that hot chick who kissed the boy in Blank Check? that was cool
anyway, I fapped to Stacey
Parker Wilson
Just hide your face and bear it
Evan Rodriguez
Gavin Davis
My favorite scene
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Brody Gomez
absolute heresy. she is LITERALLY PERFECTION INCARNATE
Jackson Stewart
Diaz looked like THAT?
Ian Brooks
Holy shit, this is gonna be a pasta it's so cray cray
Nolan Cox
Found the VHS in my dad's drawer
Asher Morgan
This fucking pasta, man. Let's not pretend Arnold has standards. Arnold fucked his ugly maid so much she got pregnant.
He would have fucked Jamie Lee Curtis, no question.
Isaac Powell
Honestly perfect. occasionally i rewatch it just for her
Austin Johnson
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Alexander Sanders
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Jacob Thompson
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Daniel Price
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Jaxon Price
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Hunter Cruz
Good man.
Blake Martin
Why did late 80s/early 90s girls have such big butt cheeks? My mom had those cheeks.
Jordan Gray
They had much more active lifestyles.
Jonathan Miller
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Samuel Gonzalez
She said she wore a body suit she couldn't breathe in
Cameron Flores
...
Isaac Reyes
>gonna be
first time on Sup Forums?
Isaac Perry
YOW!
Nicholas Bennett
2nd place meme to Bane4U
Connor Ward
it's the style of the clothing that makes them look big
Jeremiah Morris
*sighs* it was clearly a joke.. idiot...
Carson Perry
Still the hottest.
Cooper Robinson
Aerobics were popular
Matthew Barnes
good job taking the bait
William Cooper
...
Juan Ortiz
stop pretending you are all 30 years old
Jose Parker
Luke Howard
That movie tricked the entire movie going public into thinking cameron diaz is incredibly hot
Alexander Cook
I hate this meme, I was always disgusted by that awful body, this scene is like watching hippos foreplay
Ayden Ramirez
Gay
Brody Thomas
DOES HE FUCK HER?
Brody Morales
yeah
Alexander Scott
It's weird. This was the only movie in which she was SMOKIN', and everyone seems to base their opinion off that, despite her looking like she had a wet plastic bag for a face every film thereafter.
Nathaniel Diaz
she was incredibly hot. jim carrey wrecked her.
Camden Campbell
And don't you fucking pretend those eyes didn't give you a stiffie.
Samuel Martinez
People must have been stupid back then. She's really stupendously average.
Adam Nguyen
like bags of sand, y'know
James Gutierrez
MUH BIG THICK DICK
Oliver Rodriguez
27, thanks for reminding me
Justin Wilson
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Jace Green
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Isaiah Hill
Better quality
Charles Baker
>FX showing this all the time
>record Jamie's ass and watch the tape so much it starts to fuck up
>now every faggot teenager with a smart phone as HD porn whenever they want
It's not fair.
Adam Smith
Quite a few of my adult faps, too. Love glasses girls with ponytails and big sweaters and long skirts.
Michael Wood
>>Childhood faps
I looked forward to saturday nights, man.
Ethan Reyes
Dr. Blight
Nathan Green
>big sweaters and long skirts
Isaac Roberts
35
Juan Brown
>Gay
Your Dad
Jaxson Mitchell
t. newfag
Jace Martinez
The only movie she looked good in.
Lucas Williams
>2009
>childhood
>>>/global/rules/2
Jason Wilson
Source?
Brody Martinez
I was 12, I'm 19 now
Caleb Cox
My first movie fap.
Isaiah Phillips
I don't care about the fucking meme, that body was BANGIN and I fapped many a time
Camden Peterson
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Daniel Wright
patrician taste
Cameron Torres
im 10
Nicholas Johnson
Irma was totally up for it. A threesome with her and April would be tops. I'd even gangbang with Vernon and Burne.
Gavin Perry
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Jonathan Lopez
Going back and watching TMNT, she's probably the best character. Her or Vernon. Maybe it's because you don't get sick of them like the Turtles you see all the time. She's not mean or nasty, just a clumsy fool
Justin Collins
she was so much hotter in billy madison
Luke Anderson
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Ethan Long
I don't want to like her, but I do. The way she can say "you got me" and admit she's wrong/trapped, it's incredibly mature. Most other women will go their whole life without ever admitting they're actually wrong, as in actually dropping it and not coming after you with something else, changing the subject.
best part of the movie.
Isaac Baker
>not katana
Blake Torres
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Jaxon Brown
Jacob Peterson
>be
>be horny 12 year old
>parents go out
>watch fox and the hound 2
>no internet and mags to fap to
>seen shows this qt long haired ginger girl with a black bow called dixie giving "the look"
>sexy af
>muh dik.jpg
>start fapping furiously to little there is
>cum to pause image on my tv
>tfw I fapped to a sexy looking dog in kids movie
>tfw im a furry forever now
Isaac Adams
Kiki Daire
found the dvd in my dads room
Logan Gomez
girls are retarded, she better have paid for that.
Angel Richardson
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Caleb Hughes
>having a tranny fetish
Oliver Peterson
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Henry Scott
Xavier Cox
>cum to pause image on my tv
more like
>paws image
Benjamin Torres
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Isaac Russell
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Sebastian Sanders
Wtf is that bitch doing?
Ryder Bell
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Christian Kelly
I remember that scene, was so disgusting, that water going though her nasty foot, man fuck that
Isaiah Cook
also rember fapping to the father of the pride anyone member that show?, and that scene in the simpsons where marge lezzes out with some blonde girl
Luke Reyes
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Jeremiah White
>tfw was always embarassed from young age about having a crush and love and all that and then got friends who said things like "ugh, girls are stupid, everyone walking around hugging people in school, it's so fake"
and I buckled under pressure and I could have had a childhood filled with interactions with girls but the closest I got was getting invited to one's house and watching a movie and another one where she styled my hair
Jackson Bell
i just wanted to fuck her
Aaron Evans
>Are those what I think they are?
>Sorry.
>Where do you get off having tits!
Jonathan Reed
>Arnold has the same taste in women as JEB!
Landon Sullivan
why did you watch this as a kid
Lucas Fisher
>wasting that much booze
I hate women