Having an anthem that is about a war you lost

>Having an anthem that is about a war you lost

Explain yourself, America?

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But we won ww2

Be sure to bin that knife before renewing your TV license, Nigel.

>British education

>Anthem about waves you don't rule

NOW IS NOT A TIME FOR DIVISION YOU LEGITIMATE BRITFAG.

WE ARE THE TWO COUNTRIES FIGHTING FOR PATRIOTISM AND FREEDOM AND YOU WISH TO LAUGH AND DIVIDE?

>lost
"Greatest Navy in the world"

...

But if we lost how come America exists?

Checkmate bongman, enjoy your "empire" which is nothing more than a shitty little island off the west coast of Europe.

>God save the Queen
>about waves

Our anthem is about a flag specifically designed to be a "fuck you" to the British after we turned them back at the Battle of Baltimore.

Literally watched this last night

the film is 10/10 would watch britbongs get ripped apart by gibson again and again and again

>Implying that we'd want Burgerland.

>war of 1812
That ended up in a stalemate with the borders remaining the same as before the war

>battle of Fort McHenry, which is what the national anthem is about
US Won, flag stood as a symbol of our victory

2/10 since I replied

A battle which took place in the war of 1812, the war the Brits, Canadians and Natives won.

Movie is pretty based. My only nitpick is that infantry ranks close to far to short of a distance before a volley. Shit didn't go down like that.

Scoreboard

Remember New Orleans you muslim fags

I hope your great great great great grandpa died bleeding in the snow from an american musketball because he decided that fighting in formation was a good idea. Twice.

>Brits killing innocent Americans
Shit didn't go down like that.

Territorial boundaries before and after the war were the same and all sides signed a peace treaty. That is, by definition, a stalemate.

Explain how you "won"

>Natives winning
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>Rule, Britannia!
>No official status
>Is telling Britain to rule the waves, not that it does.

Sure, grandpa. Whatever you say. Make to take your meds.

>britcucks still butthurt to this day about losing
Britain has become the most pathetic failed empire in history.

Remember Washington DC faggot.

>having a national anthem about people who get your tax money because they still have sex

>a song about god when he doesn't exist

BACK TO BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AND UNITED STATES OF THE SPACE BURGERAMA, BROTHER.

>Tornado comes in
>Runs away to Baltimore to get there asses kicked
>Tornado takes out the fires

TOP KEK

What's even more pathetic is the fact the worlds current super power doesn't even have an Empire.

Step it up, we had our time, we had our fun. At least fuckin' try.

You guys fought pretty hard for it. Lots of resources sent over such a vast distance. You guys spent stupid amounts of money trying and falining to beat a bunch of farmers and villagers half way across the world.

>Anthem about a person who has no power in your country.

Did you ever think of why a struggling new nation set their capital in bumfuck nowhere that was empty half the year?

At least we don't have terrorists in Parliament.

I had no idea this was an anthem
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>tfw Vietnam movie IT AINT ME starts playing

We went toe to toe with the most powerful navy and army in World, after they had just got done putting down one of the greatest generals in history, and survived with the loss of one empty swamp town (DC was basically 5 government buildings and a couple of Shanties at the time).

Just the fact that our Navy managed to hold it's own was impressive.

Jackson down in New Orleans managed to completely rekt the British to the extent that a more favorable peace treaty had to be reached too.

If anything, the war of 1812 was a stalemate that ended well for both sides.

The real life Swamp Fox, Francis Marion, was a serial rapist, general low-life, and was far, far worse than the movie portrays him.

The real life Tavington was also considered by everyone who knew him to be an upstanding guy and a true officer and gentlemen.

Other than that, still a fun movie.

>Brits proud of burning down a LITERALLY empty town with all of 10 buildings in it

Japan, the Philipeans, Thailand to an extent, South Korea, Virgin Islands, technically Hawaii, Puerto Rico

Just because our Empire isn't technically so, doesn't mean it doesn't exist in actual fact.

What's even more pathetic is that you lost your lands to a bunch of niggers and pakis

>Tries to invade and take over Canada
>failed
>claims "Victory"

KEK

gobshites like you are the reason they ruled us in the first place and its a pity they still don't because you wouldn't be alive

No, instead they mayor your capital.

>What is Royal Assent
>What are Prerogative powers
>Who is the military loyal to

This tryharding the brits do to make themselves feel relevant in a world dominated by the US is why I feel the American's are a better ally and partner.

Sure, we fought them in 1812, but remember you brits refused to send us reinforcment and Sir Isaac Brock won that fight with mostly militia and indians.

Despite the fact we "won", we were still able to form an amazing alliance with the Americans, unlike the brits who still bitch to this day.

Fuck off.

>t. Bootlicking nigger
Out

The Queen represents the nation and the people.

The fire would have stopped eventually, unless Madison was secretly Trudeau's great-great-great Grandfather.

When is the last time the queen did anything of any value?

That's the problem. We had our hands full with other colonies, the French and Spanish giving you aid. We were to stretched thin. It was between the Colonies and beating the shit out of the French and Spanish or dog pile the US.
Giving up on America became the best decision since we managed to expand even greater.

>t. Yank proxy

>btfo out of the "mighty Royal Navy" with a few frigates and sloops
>ended the war with more territory than we had when we started

user...I don't think you know what "lose" means.

What I what to know, is how the light British empire failed to beat a bunch of drunk farmers in TWO wars.

>Never said we won
>Because nobody fucking won
>Natives are the only ones who "lost"

Things that don't teach you in britschool. England lost a war to a rainstorm. nature was fighting for America. If we lost the war why did we survive as a nation? Maybe it's because your cunt queen is a lying whore.

Claiming Britain has one of the most powerful Armies in the world at the time is a bit of a push, we barely had enough men to cover all our colonies, and those that were spare had to be deployed in Europe alongside our allies.

When's the last time the President did anything useful except crying on national tv and talking about 'muh guns'?

Tecumseh helped us btfo you on the border. We captured a bunch of Michigan and Indiana.

>60%

After Napoleon was defeated the British were really the only European country that still could even field a competent army. The Prussians are the only exception to this.

10 years of war had drained the Continent of fighting age men.

We did same with Vietnam tbH

Kill yourself

>We went toe to toe with the most powerful navy

True

>and army in World

Nope. Napoleon was invading Russia with 500,000 men, and you call the scant forces in Canada the "most powerful army in the world"?

>and survived with the loss of one empty swamp town (DC was basically 5 government buildings and a couple of Shanties at the time).

Your forces fled your capital and allowed an enemy power to occupy and burn it. The symbolic value of that, if not its strategic value is immense.

>Just the fact that our Navy managed to hold it's own was impressive.

The US eastern seaboard got blockaded.

>Jackson down in New Orleans managed to completely rekt the British to the extent that a more favorable peace treaty had to be reached too.

New Orleans was a disaster, but the peace deal and literally already been decided.

>If anything, the war of 1812 was a stalemate that ended well for both sides.

Yes, it led to an era of good feeling between the two. The British Indian allies were destroyed, though.

Obama literally destroyed Libya. That's pretty fucking powerful considering the most important thing the Queen has done recently is appear in a commercial.

The last time she gave assent to a law.

this is on par with saying 'when did the houses of parliament do anything of value' She's a tourist attraction and a symbol of our national pride, or what's left of it.

>Tries to invade and take over Canada
Is this seriously what they teach you in British school? It has next to no historical basis, it's just a Canadian national myth that makes them feel better about themselves.

>Anthem about getting fondled by Spain

I remember when the United Kingdom and America used to be friends. We fought the Germans in World War I, fought them again in World War II, and went toe-to-toe with the Ruskies in the Cold War. Together, we preserved liberty and democracy for all the nations of the world. What happened? When did we start arguing with each other on a virtual Burmese meme market?

>Dutch Anthem
>Honouring the King of Hispania
Just cuck my shit up.

>Literally fights AN ENTIRE WAR to stop Americans from getting independence.
>loses

"W-we didn't even want the single largest and most important piece of land in the history of human discovery, guise! I'm serious! S-stop laughing at me!"

When you started this thread, did you have any ideas how badly you would get btfo?

When winds blow invading ships, that could have easily conquered you, away from your country then I'll believe Nature fights for you.

As far as I'm concerned, nature blew out the fire (expected), but that's all.

BTFO is an overstatement. You won some battles, most of them you had more men and ships. But we also won some battles, some where we had less men and ships than you. That and you were fighting a defensive war.

You're a yank. Admit it.

Congress did that, unless you have a dictatorship.

>Being proud of destroying a country
Truly American.

We're not taught anything about the War of 1812 in school.

I may be wrong, but I'm fairly sure speeches were given in Congress that called for a "liberation" of Canada, especially related to Quebec.

who would win

the entire british army or a few hundred american colonists with outdated weapons?

Anyway lads, I think we can all agree that the Brits got btfo many times. They never recovered. Rest in piss, faggots.

>Anthem involving the Christian god and not the Muslim god
Explain yourself, Britain?

>Anthem about being cucked to some rich old bag


when will you retards end the monarchy?

We tremendously frustrated with our own governments so we lash out at each other.

>Helped """"us""""
And by us you mean the Brits

Most of the war was fought before Napolean was first defeated and reinforcements were able to be sent from Europe.
And the peace treaty was signed before the battle of New Orleans took place, it just took time for word to travel.
>American education

>the single largest

Russia?
Canada?
The British Empire?

>most important

By most measure, Britain has invented more than the US.

If you mean politically most powerful at the moment, then of course that's true.

The whole of the Americas is the largest and most important land discovered by Europeans. We still have Canada.

Conveniently forgetting about the French and Spanish helping you - the most powerful countries then.
Conveniently forgetting about the fact that you had more men on your side.

>God save some 90 year old bag of inbred bones

OP for fuck sake shut up, stop embarrassing us.

>not having this as your national anthem
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That, and impressment ended before the Treaty of Ghent, since the Napoleonic wars had ended.

America continued fighting the war for no reason and still lost.

At least your anthem has lyrics.


Also I'll stay here waiting for your butthurt replies about "muh Gibraltar" or "muh Maine" when the spaniards were the most powerful and the empire with the most amazing history that has ever existed.

>Not a song about preserving the Union
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"But our flag was still there."

It's about perseverance.

lmfao nice damage control there

Sure. This country was British back then and I'd still consider it British. Hopefully we regain ties after brexit.

Are you posting that redcoat to make us feel cucked when you are the victim of the largest islamic cucking history has ever seen? Your country and soon your continent will be ravaged by the Islamic hordes. You live in the neocaliphate. I think you need to get off of Sup Forums and start working to free your country from the Islamic tyranny that stands at your doorstep. Good day to you sir.

>Americans confuse the truth with damage control
Okay, I guess it is damage control since you yanks see the most retarded things and correcting you is kind of controlling the damage of your retardation.

>Anthem
Young dumb Paddy/Amerifat scum

>be a burger

>look at doorstep

>realize its british

Battle Hymn of the Republic is really good

>America the Beautiful is a long song to our home though
>tfw
oOOOoooOooOOOOH Beeeuuuutiful...foooor spacious skies....

and
>America
>Sweet America
>God done shed his grace on thee

>America lost 1812

Britbongs will grasp at any straws they can

Hahahahahah, cry more you Anglo scum. You're a nation of pathetic faggots.

>A war we lost
Last I checked we are sovereign and you are our bitch(along with many others)
If anyone lost it was you

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suck it brittany
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> more than 5,000 military bases worldwide, with concentrations encircling our greatest enemies (Iran and White Africa. I mean Russia.)
>more aircraft carriers than the entire rest world
>Having a doctrine that literally amounts to: "attacking one of these carriers is akin to an attack on our sovereign soil so if you do we'll nuke your shit"
>NATO
>McDonalds fucking everywhere
>95% of your nation's pop culture
>The rest of the world uses American English as a universal language
Yup definitely not an empire in any way famiglia

Who would win?

Colonial troops from America, Canada, small amount of naval ships at hand, and some German auxiliaries troops sent while the rest protected the other colonies and Britain or a large amount of American revolutionaries, even more French support, less Spanish support and navy close to Double the size.

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