I need 2 months

>I need 2 months
>you have 2 seconds

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>Well that didn't work, what's plan B?
>That was plan C!

is that really from a movie? that actually made me chuckle

>sinister large shadow appears in a cave looming towards protagonist
>is actually a cute creature who's equally harmful

>we'd need a computer the size of New Mexico
>but Johnny....this is The Bahamas!
Walked out right there

>Imogen Poots
>Never farts on film

>Are you the guy?
>I'm the woman

>Hero shoots behind villain
>You missed
>No I didn't
>BOOM

>He's right in front of me, is he?

>movie about a heroine
>man ask her where the hero is
>she says she's the one

>We're quite different you and I

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what movie?

Is that Attack From Titan?

>Character trips
>"My ankle!"
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>guy says something insightful followed by some random bullshit
>"What did you just say?"
>repeats bullshit
>"No, *before* that"

>Says something scientific but general idea is still understandable
>"In english please!"
>Smart person has to put on a puppet show for the one retard in the room

>"what'd you just say?"
>character repeats themselves
>"THAT'S IT!"

>bunch of astronauts/space marines/whatever the fuck they were can't understand this shit
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Well, what he is saying IS made up bullshit.

I love dumb astronauts/explorers. Its like in Prometheus where the crew may as well have won a cereal box prize to get there

Well, his shit did kind of work.

>character says something remotely scientific
>"In english doc!"

>time travel film

>...who is there?...no it can't be!!
>yes it's me...you

>We're not that different you and I

>what are our odds of survival??
>less than one in a thousand sir!
>*survives*

>we're tied with slytherin!
>and lastly

>wish me luck
>good luck
>I don't need luck

>Do you understand what Im saying, private
>as crystal, sir

what the fuck does that even mean?

As clear as crystal.

>No one can stop me now!

>Any last words?
>Blah Blah pun! *sudden action the villain didn't see coming.
>Nooooo! *dies*

>AI companion gives absurdly precise odds on extremely complex situations
>They always put success as a near impossibility
>Protagonist then succeeds

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy started this shit. I went back to read that book and it's now an insufferable pile of cliches and Reddit-tier humour

>We don't have a chance!
>Yes we do! There is ONE chance left!

crystal clear - crystal, especially expensive crystals are known for having very few if any imperfections in their molecular structure which leads to them having a very sharp, uniform, and as the saying would suggest, clear look.

Thought the same thing. It aged really badly.

>no, not him/her/it! where would we even find him/her/it!?

>characters all agree to do something big
>look over at bully
>"eh, it's not like I got anything better to do"

>punchline is the video title

>I know where... But it might be ever more dangerous then what we are facing right now.

must be from the 90s when they had Crystal Pepsi

they don't even make that shit anymore

>cuts to them next to the guy they were looking for

Crystals are clear, despite being as dense as your skull.

>character is started by a loud sound/presence
>ahh it was just a small harmless animal
>animal runs off as threat appears

>"lets get this party started"
>slowly walks towards enemy while cracking knuckles

Like a bell, captain

>"BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER BLACK POWER HUTU POWER"

What did he mean by this?

>protagonists spend all there energy fighting one powerful enemy
>turns out theres many more enemies just like him

See, I did say that; mhmm.