Get me orlando bloom

>get me orlando bloom
>but sir... we dont have the budget for him

Am i the only one who likes this guy?

Pretty sure at this point this dude bills higher than Bloom

>get me Jennifer Lawrence but prettier
>okay

Im sure its the other way around now senpai

Nah, Bloom somehow still makes multi-millions per picture.

Luke Evans over a million yet.

>GET ME AS MANY ORLANDO BLOOMS AS POSSIBLE
>say no more, jefe.

She's kind of dull, Jennifer Lawrence is more lively
He hasn't been in anything too big yet, Orlando Bloom had a few super successful franchises like Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean

>Jennifer Lawrence is more lively
...No

>get me Javier Barden but legal
>say no more senpai

>sir, ron pearlman isn't available
>get me his nonunion mexican equivalent

anyone else think this was jennifer lawrence at first?

>"Can you get me Tom Hiddleston?"
>"Sure, he's been standing outside the front door with his nose pressed against the glass for about three hours."

>get me McNulty
>h-he's been reassigned sir
>luke evans will do

>get me Chris Hemsworth
>he's shooting Avengers right now, sir
>fuck....

>Not Spielbergo

>Get me an Edward Furlong who isn't a druggy bum--
>Get me an Edward Furlong who isn't expensi--
>Get me an Edward Furlong who isn't busy with other proje--
>Why aren't we just getting Edward Furlong?

>sensible chuckle

kek

>get me an actress whos always casted as a dumb whore
>but sir... we dont have the.... oh nvm I have just the right actress

>Call StarKist

>Ron Pearlman
>not available

This guy was fucking awful in that gone girl rip off

>get me Natalie Hershlag
>but sir... shes in Israel making a movie about da shoah
>say no more

>get me the most beautiful actress in the world who's still a pure virgin
>say no more

woody harrelson ate her butthole dude

ouch to jlaw

>Get me--
>Sir he already filmed his lines and then collected his paycheck of a hot dinner

really makes you think

>Get me this girl.

>No, it's not for a movie. Just bring her to me.

>most beautiful actress in the world

But thats not Gal Gadot, user

Holy shit you weren't kidding. 452 credits in imdb. And you know what other than that mob guy in The Dark Knight and the Mr. Brightside music video I don't think I've ever remember seeing him in anything else.

>doing a Mean Girls remake, get me an busty actress
>got you pham

Go collect your shekels somewhere else, Rabbi.

>he's never seen It's My Party
You fucking faggot.

I said busty, not busted

>that
>busty

>this
>not busty

fuck off

Objectively best Nean Girls reboot
>Cady: /ourgirl/ Melissa Benoist
>Regina: Emma Roberts
>Karen: Elizabeth Olsen
>Ms. Norbis: Kate Beckinsale
>Gretchen: Kat Dennings
>Janis: Bella Thorne

Prove me wrong, you literally cant

such a fatty. gross

>sir he wasn't available
>said he threw out his back

>Nean Girls

What did he mean by this?

>who's still a pure virgin

What die he mean by this?

>get me a skeleton for the science classroom scene

yea but busty because she is fat

ok this one made me laugh. thank you user

Literally a slopped headed jew rat

>get me eddie redmayne but less attractive
>say no more