>Good afternoon, sir!
>Do you know why I pulled you over today?
Good afternoon, sir!
Adrian Martin
Levi Davis
I.........................drive
*REAL HUMAN BEAN STARTS PLAYING*
Parker Parker
Idk why?
To cross the road
Isaiah Diaz
Fuck off
Michael Lee
>get shot
Noah Young
AM I BEING DETAAAAAIIIIINNNEEEEEDDDDD
Angel Morris
I swear she's 18
Jacob Johnson
...
Carson Diaz
America doesn't have a unitary age of consent and if we did it wouldn't be 18.
Nathan Diaz
Because it's my day to die.
Carter Parker
...
Asher Allen
It's a même you fuck
Noah King
>do you?
Jack Evans
>ageofconsent.net
Canada, fuck off
Henry Lewis
>I am stupid
okay
Nathan Martinez
Why are you so angry?
Carter Phillips
>I actually forgot this
Hunter Collins
Aj du nau shpeek eengles
Daniel White
For non-spanish speakers
9 months of jail and 15 years without driving license for drunk motocyclist who refused to take an alcohol test, took down his pants and told the police officers to "blow this instead".
Grayson Hernandez
>spaghetti the fuck out
>go into autopilot and reach for my registration without him asking
>"What are you reaching for?!"
>nearly have a panic attack
>see him restraining his laughter and he lets me off with a warning
never letting a tail light go out again
Gavin Miller
Oh fug, forgot pic
Jack Jones
What a legend