who has sex with female celebrities?
like a male celebrity can fuck dozens of common sluts and no one bats an eye but like Emma Stone can't go out and fuck a regular Joe every weekend
So do they just fuck other male celebrities? Doesnt that significantly reduce their pool?
They must be never getting laid no wonder they're so miserable.
Saudi princes
It seems like they fuck directors, pro athletes, male models, other celebrities, or, if they're C-listers who want to live the A-lister lifestyle, they fuck Jewish movie execs or Arab princes.
>Emma Stone can't go out and fuck a regular Joe every weekend
and what's stopping her from doing that??
>Emma Stone can't go out and fuck a regular Joe every weekend
Yes she can, and probably does
They fuck royals from the UAE
Most of the time they just fuck someone close to them. Why do you think so many starlets fuck with their background-dancers, bodyguards or manager?
Most of them fucked their way into a career, and believe it or not there are plenty of services offering discrete male prostitutes for the rich.
Pecking order:
-producers
-directors
-other actors
-random rich people that hang out at their parties
-the "entourage" aka: orbiters of any group listed above
That's it.
You know you can pay for actors to come visit you right?
Just gotta contact their agent/manager
most are just high class prostitutes.
They have boytoys. Usually a model or some "struggling" new actor.
Don't know about US but in the UK if you hang out at festivals or clubs high chance that you end your night hooking up with some actress or singer or musician or whatever, they seem to enjoy the carousel.
I might add that I was born in Jamaica.
they don't want bad gossip to leak out to the press, like that they have roast beef, or their fetishes like Emma Stone likes anal or that Dennings likes facials
meanwhile the press cares less about that sort of stuff for guys, and the worst that can be said is they're tiny sized. And the tiny actors probably don't go trawling in the first place for that reason.
A female celebrity can fuck dozens of common Chads as well. In fact it would be easier
>Hey Steve, guess who I fucked last weekend
>who
>Jennifer Lawrence, shit was SO cash
>yeah right m8, in your dreams
On the other hand, a woman can say she's fucked any celebrity and the public will instantly agree with her. Look at the shit with Tiger Woods or Bill Cosby.
they hire their boyfriends as "bodyguards" to keep them around without people being suspicious. How dense can people be?
the celebrity still has to pick up the guy somewhere, which means the papparazi will see him leave with her, and then if he's later claiming he had sex with her, then that's believable
>he thinks women use male prostitutes.
oh i'm laughin. I know this is Sup Forums, but come on how can you be so out of touch with how women work. The only women who buy sex, and this is a very rare thing, are middle aged women with too much money on their hands, frustrated they cannot leverage their body for money, power, companionship, whatever else they need as easily as they used to. Those broads are just trying to feel wanted, powerful again. Again, this is not common.
Actresses, like any other woman fucks whoever has something they want or need. Since they already have money and social status this means they don't always follow the normal female pattern. But they still fuck guys with more money, or more social status, then screw them over like any normal chick, see johnny depp for reference. Actresses will actually sometimes fuck guys because they get emotional comfort from them, or even just really enjoy their company, a rare thing for women. Ironically stuck up rich actresses are probably the least shallow, because they don't need to fuck guys for money or social status like most women do, they are also the ones that come the closest to being in a relationship for "love" or the closest a woman can come to experiencing that.
I could easily see a young rich woman buying a guy for a) his discretion and b) willingness to take direction. Women get less from casual sex because it's harder for them to get orgasms. If the guy just does pump and dump that's not very enjoyable for a lot of women. The gigolo will go down on her and otherwise focus exclusively on her pleasure.
this
Bob Marley we're talking about famous celebrities, not struggling """"actresses"""""
No one ever ask them out. They live a solitary life, these poor girls :(
there's probably a few gigolos who have established a reputation for discretion that actresses recommend each other, I know that middle aged women will do recommendations like that
someone is living that life
Yeah, but you can't be just any joe off the street
That's just the outer ring of hollywoods elite club. Access to these sluts is just the tip of the iceberg
When these high paid famous people decide they want a bootycall or any kind of relationship that's exactly what they do. This is how "power couples" come to be
>Women get less from casual sex because it's harder for them to get orgasms.
they get less from casual sex because they do not feel the need to fuck like men do. sex for women is closer to a backrub then it is to what men experience. I wouldn't be surprised if some young rich women paid for sex, i would be surprised if it was common. Imagine if it came out? That would be a big fucking story if emma watson was paying some big black dude to rail her.
Shit's not worth it when they can go get a massage for 100 bucks and have none of the risk. Women's primary motivation for sex is not to feel good, it's amazing how many guys don't know this. Actually it's not amazing, because it explains so much suffering from so many guys out there. They are playing a game they don't even know the rules to.
Women don't actively seek out sex, you virgin. They're not as lustful as you think.
Then who was she sending all the vagina and butthole pics to?
>like a male celebrity can fuck dozens of common sluts and no one bats an eye but like Emma Stone can't go out and fuck a regular Joe every weekend
Supposedly that's what Meryl Streep does. Just takes randos from the beach in Malibu and fucks them.
She has kids from a ton of different fathers so I can believe it.
probably her bf and that weinstein guy
January Jones seems to have fucked whoever she was talking to at the end of the night
Just go to the right parties
women both love to fuck and structure their lives around being fucked by the best genetic material they can get (even more so than men)
the Virgin is you
>Women don't actively seek out sex, you virgin. They're not as lustful as you think.
you are right but that doesn't mean that dude is a virgin. i know married men that don't understand this concept, meanwhile they can't figure out why their wife isn't fucking them anymore. It's because she already got all she wanted from them.
Jew here. My dad hosts huge feast type events at our manor and there are always tons of celebrities staying the night with my dad and his work buddies.
>Emma Stone can't go out and fuck a regular Joe every weekend
she could try but I would turn that bitch down. she uggo
Who do you think?
Do you believe she became the hottest actress in town by her robotic performance on the Hunger Games?
and here I am jerking off into my half eaten noodle box for the third time today
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me, but to be fair I just can't seem to understand this whole "cloud" thing
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The way i understood it is that putting something on "the cloud" is basically like uploading it to mega or mediafire.
come on dude you aren't even trying. first of all have you ever heard someone that gets a lot of women call another guy a virgin as an insult? ya me either, bitter women and beta orbiters use that shit.
second, it takes about 5 seconds of thinking to realize how dumb what you said was. Give me a billion dollars and the ugliest troll you can find, and i'll have that guy take the wife or girlfriend of any guy on the planet(assuming that guy doesn't have more money). Women have sex primarily to get something from the guy, pleasure is secondary or in some cases not a factor at all. Sometimes they fuck a guy for security, for comfort, or for money, or for higher social status, or even just to feel good and wanted by some big meathead looking chad.
But hey, go ahead and keep living in the fantasy land you are in, i'm sure it won't bite you in the ass. Understand how women work, and you stand a chance of not being emotionally crushed(and financially as well) like so many guys are every day. If you are banging a girl, dating a girl, or married to a girl, you better figure out what she is getting from you. Because the minute she stops getting it she's gonna leave you, or cuck you, or both.
Really hot dudes at a night club do, I mean if you're talking about regular joe shmoes. But mostly it's agents, directors and producers. Every actor in hollywood, men included are riddled with stds. About 60% of all have herpes.
>this thread
we /r9k/ nao
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does this guy count as ugly? is it his own fault he didnt get laid?
He was an extreme manlet. The size of a child. No women would want that
He was 5'10"
>is it his own fault he didnt get laid?
Yes. He gets cucked by a full blood chinaman.
>full blood chinaman
who?
Nah, if these broads are fucking dude-bros and regular chads that aren't connected
Do you honestly think they wouldn't brag about it? Everyone would know
The only way they'd stay quiet about it is if they had a type of social standing too, within their group. Who does a regular guy have to worry about offending? Absolutely nobody, he'll tell anyone who will listen
All actors have pretty big fucking pool. They go to crazy house parties hosted by their producers and agents. A bunch of actors, musicians, drug dealers, and rich kids all show up to these things and they all party hard.
Perhaps men involved in sexual relationships with famous women use discretion in order to continue the relationship.
But literally no one will believe them.
Nobody.
I'm surprised people still fall for the "someone hacked my phone and leaked all these sexy photos of me after my career started to dip" story.
>Nah
Fuck off.
Learn to start your sentences like a decent human being and not like a shitposting child, please.
How do I get in?
I want to watch Emma Stone get BLACKED
>the ol' last man standing competition
That's the thing, you don't hear anything from them to begin with.
How can you discredit something you've never heard?
Typically it's some old Jewish guy in an attempt to further their careers. It's why actresses like Dakota Fanning are no longer relevant but her sister is. If you aren't willing to take the Jew dick, you won't succeed in their world.
>Nah, if these broads are fucking dude-bros and regular chads that aren't connected
Do you honestly think they wouldn't brag about it?
They do, it's just that nobody believes them or nobody cares to talk about it.
It really isn't a big deal you know, and there are plenty of non famous girls that are ten times more attractive than current A list stars that frequent night clubs.
Nah, it ain't gonna happen
how do I date celebrities?
I noticed that anyone that doesn't whiteknight hard for women is assumed to be from r9k these days. how fucking pathetic are you guys? serious question. the average man knows these things, it's common knowledge. we put up with it because sex with women is pretty great, the end.
I don't believe I've EVER heard a story like that here or anywhere else for that matter
I kinda look like him but with a black hair and being /fit/ and I never had any problem with women.
So yeah, it's basically his fault.
You can try to be a musician, the guy who started Foster the People used to hang out and play at these parties before he got famous from his first album release. Or you can just work as the help at these parties.
bait or just stupid?
But your argument is that regular guys are not fucking celebs because you never hear them bragging about it.
Which is obviously fallacious.
saying women use sex to get stuff and saying women don't actually enjoy sex in of itself are two different things.
hollywood women bang hollywood guys
they don't bang outside their social circle.
never said women don't enjoy sex, i said it wasn't their primary motivation for having it for the most part.
You hear about them fucking everything else, you even hear them bragging about date rape, incest, bestiality etc.. etc..
But never about that. If it were happening you'd hear some stories or rumors, anything
how do I get a thicc jewish titcow gf like kat dennings?
Male escorts are more popular than you would think.
Even some that are far less handsome than your average Hollywood actor can have success. They don't pay the money for the body, it's the secrecy and the opportunity to deal with dramafree guys that aren't intimidated by them either that is interesting to them
I bet she's into black men
I bought mine in the slave market at Raqa
>asking a board full of virgin spaghetti spilling neets this question
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Sup Forums is normie central
> mfw that former UK Channel 4 producer user posted a story about fucking hayley atwell in her hotel room
wew lads
the most important thing is not calling them jewish titcows infront of them, everything else is about looks.
Sup Forums is way more autistic and tfw no gf than normal
>tfw Daddario always tweet about how she is forever alone
The succubus rumors must be true, she's just baiting poor Twiter followers
>local man discovers premise for Notting Hill
nah you're just a faggot and mad
Trust fund babies and young successful entrepreneurs.
proof
please post it
Imagine how much of a hyper normalfag Uber Chad you'd have to be even comprehend approaching a female celeb thinking you have a shot
I have trouble looking cashiers and receptionists in the eye.
Can't even conceive of it desu
Didn't that Derek Jeter guy give most of the female A-list herpes?
I read it several places online, so I'm assuming it's gospel
I would love her tenderly
;-;
just gotta be yourself bro
Didnt read the thread so idk if anyone answered this, but you know hot guys exist right OP? Not to mention hot, rich guys.
A lot of actresses are probably lonely because they never go out because they get harassed by the pizza police. They can't exactly meet guys from their bedroom or go on Tinder.
> Someone who posts on this Cambodian knitting forum got to see this godly perfection naked and touch her with his penis
What am I doing with my life
I imagine the sheer fact you had the gull to approach them would win you points if you aren't a total creep, awkward, or not that attractive.
Just be confident and yourself.
Worse case they say no.
Oh god it was fucking golden. I actually took screenshots. This is one of them
>they don't want bad gossip to leak out to the press
Not all guys would leak shit, especially if they being brought into a lifestyle that's normally inaccessible to them on top of the occasional stress relief sex.
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another
>work out
>get smart and witty
>locate yourself in areas where these bitches frequent
>???
>profit