Walk into office

>walk into office
>ask what's up
>girl tech screams
>"WE'RE BEING HACKED"

Answer?

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quick suck my dick, it's the only way!

>"fetch my keyboard"

>download the driver core and recalculate the data streams
then walk like a retarded bison

kick up the 4d3d3d

I proceed with kinky, rough goth sex

Do you think Abby would be into doing it on a tombstone in a graveyard?

Sit next to her and start button mashing the keyboard with her.

Show how old-school common sense wins the day by unplugging the computer before the hacker can finish hacking it

>frantic typing noises
>"Okay, I've hacked the mainframe"
>frantic typing noises
>"Okay, I've bypassed their security key"
>frantic typing noises
>"Uh oh. They're main power drive is on a separate network."
>"Let me see if I can bypass their security protocol."
>frantic typing noises
>"I'm in."

Run cmd

stophack.now.

Hero

>implying that that would help after the hacker inserts jQuery code in the CSS mainframe

>sudo apt-get update
>sudo apt-get install vlc

thank me later, kiddo

In English please!

uhh hehe sorry boss
im such a nerd lol

isnt abby like 55?
that whole show is still going, 11+ seasons now. All old fucks. Also no zivha.

>Answer?
You're like 50 years old, time to stop shopping at hot topic and dressing like you're 15.

Nice thinking, but you get infected while unplugging the cable. What do you do?

I connect to all the internet IPs using a GUI I wrote in Visual Basic and bounce the signal off several satellites.

WHAT IS THAT A NEW VIDEO GAME

don't reconnect them? Wipe the machine and restore from offsite backup

>okay, go log an incident with security then
real life sucks

chuckle heartily and walk off

Unplug the computer ya whippersnappers

"No we aren't you dumb bitch, that's the screensaver. Honestly, fucking diversity quotas are going to ruin this company."

'people' actually watch this...

MY PORN!

reply "unplug it from the internet you stupid bitch"

hack her pussy

This

>then walk like a retarded bison
wut?

Get your nasty 60 year old "gothic" ass out of here till you can act and look more professional I want nothing but pantsuit and natural hair colors from now on and no more spikes or pig tails you will have a sensible haircut from now on

>this is the most successful show on tv

youtube.com/watch?v=fQY-V0l2g5c

>not grabbing a second keyboard and plugging it in for twice the anti-hacking firewalling powers

>youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

ISOLATE THE NODES

i fucking hate this gif

Turn up the temperature of the firewall so it's stronger.

I hate that jiff as well user

unplug monitor and save the day

cannot see virus, there is no virus

...

Pull the plug out.

>I'm in

this T B H

>still playing le quirky goth girl at nearly 50 years old

wew

Install Gentoo

*unzips dick*

Suck a dick

Hey at least NCSI never had a highspeed chase through Second Life that ended with an intense Second Life interrogation scene.

Wasn't she raped or something?

>tfw too stupid to know whether the solutions proposed in this thread are genuine or just trolling

I hope I don't get hacked soon

Tell me more.

NCIS up to and not including season 7 was nice and comfy, nothing wrong with it. The stories were interesting.

my god that was a rollercoaster ride. wew.

At least you're in the series' demographic and can enjoy scenes like this without sperging out.

Backtrace the signal and call the cyber police

Install a type 666 firewall in the Magi's external feed circuits, that's very difficult to breach.

Apparently they will have to forgo acquisition of the Tokyo free Magi.

Execute Order Delete System 32

ACTIVE MUH TRACE BUSTER

youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3G80bplTg

There's no time. Just share mine!

The consequences will never be the same.

I remember that time in 2007 when every network procedural had a Second Life episode.

It can't be any better than this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FljQ2HEJkP4

Unplug the monitor

What the fuck? Did nobody on the production realize how retarded that whole exchange sounds?

Why are the 2000's starting to look so dated?

everyone in that fucking room had to have used a keyboard in real life at some point. There is no way nobody stopped and asked how this would work.

Draw my service weapon and magdump into the computer monitor

surreptitiously draw my backup ankle pistol and drop it near the computer so I can say it drew first

Its definitely a show where you can fall asleep and miss half of the episode and still work out the plot based on the last ten minutes

Even the younglings

>We need to wipe the database to secure any files they might have breached!
>Quick, get me the cloth!

this

I'm pretty sure the first seasons told us she is into that, they were really forcing her goth shit down the viewers throats.

recursively hack the 7 proxies they are using asap

I can't believe no one posted that gif yet in itt this entire thread

>Ask her where the server rooms was again
>Tell her to take me there, fast
>Get there
>Ask where the main cable is that connects everything outside
>Disconnect that cable
>Receive a complimentary blowjob cause i basically did her work for her and she's so impressed

Unplug the computer obviously. Fucking kids and their newfangled computing machines

Pleb, I only use Dvorak.

Turn Wifi off

take a shit on the router

what now hackers?

>girl

To be honest, they looked dated at the time.

Irregular reminder if you think NCIS is a bad show you drank the liberal koolaid.