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So, who exactly is looking forward to watching these guys talk about a certain political figure's screwups for the next four years?

Also, rate them in order.

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I am sure they celebrated Trump winning. After all nobody would know their names if Gore won in 2000.

Stopped watching fake news 6 years ago.

Makes you ponder why they were crying right?
Lots of them became famous under Bush administration because they were the voice of the opposition or the satire. Now they will have their best 4 years.

I hope every single one of these people dies.

They will be sent to the gulags after Russia takes control of the US.

Yeah, your career surely is more inportant than seeing the country slowly break down and walk straight into another economic recession due to incompetence and rampant cabinet corruption. It's the Reagan years all over again.

Trump is smarter than them and nobody gives a fuck what they have to say anymore. That's why they were crying.

I watched part of Colbert's live stream on election night. He was almost visibly shaken after it became apparent Trump was doing better than anyone expected.

I would rather die than watch these hacks pretend they know what they're talking about.

I'm going to enjoy very much watching Colbert kill himself on live television when this Pizzagate stuff turns out to be legit.

Well no shit user, most people die eventually.

aren't these clowns all struggling for ratings?

i doubt samantha bee, noah, myers, and colbert will be in the same time slot/shows by the end of trump's first term

the problem is these hacks all take the same smug liberal elitist position on every single issue. Which means half the country doesn't like watching them, and they are all competing for the attention of the other half.

Not to mention their half of the country is comprised of people who are increasingly moving away from watching TV.

I could make an award winning late-night talk show. Just give me one hour with a conservative host, hell, even a moderate host who doesn't compare Trump to hitler, and it'd smash ratings

This. I also hope for a civil war so that we can finally burn San Fransisco to the ground.

>aren't these clowns all struggling for ratings?

Not really. TV isn't what it used to be and people use Youtube

Did Colbert call the whole Russia thing months ago?
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>most

>lol these libtards will die under Trump

Stewart and Colbert exist because George W Bush was an uneducated fuckwit. If Trump had the power to jail his enemies you'd be on the list too, you fucking Poor.

Stephen Colbert>Fred Armiesien>Trevor Noah>John Oliver
I don't know who the girl is, so I can't rate her.

>Implying I'm going to spend 1 second watching any of them.

>Liberal faggots,not even once.

It's not as if they suffered during the last 8 years of Obama.

>George W Bush was an uneducated fuckwit
>graduated from Harvard and Yale
KEK, where did you study, user?

>doesnt spend 1 second watching them
>spends all day getting triggered by people like them
wew lad

because conflicting opinions hurt your brain?

>when this Pizzagate stuff turns out to be legit.

Trump won't have screw ups though user.

We'll have to keep mocking his hair and hope people don't notice.

Reee

This. I think it's important to listen to conflicting opinions from time to time. I watch Ben Shapiro's videos now and then, and find that I agree with him on some topics.

Oliver can have some mildly interesting segments about stuff like Charter Schools but at best he's a third rate Stewart with a fun accent and glasses.

Samantha Bee is the real surprise here, based off of the godawful promos before the show started to air I had zero expectations but then clips started popping up and they were surprisingly good. Granted her "interview" style is more for punchline delivery and talking down to people rather than information gathering but she's the closest thing on the air to Stewart at his peek.

The rest are irrelevant

That's the sex ring being run out of that random pizza place's basement right? The one without a basement.

The CEILING of Exxon is secretary of state, a climate change denyer is the head of the EPA and a former Goldman Sachs partner is heading the treasury because he donated almost a half million dollars to the trump campaign. He's already screwed up, the pooch, and American people tremendously, hair is the last thought on everyone's mind.

CEO, goddamn phone auttocorrect

I do that with Bill O'Reilly

>Oliver can have some mildly interesting segments about stuff like Charter Schools

You mean lies?

He Is still studying, it's his freshman year and his cool liberal professors have been telling him how bad mean ol Ronald Reagan was

Oh wow yep he has ruined America for good I guess I should have voted for Hillary

Anyone else only watching Conan and the Jimmys?

When did Sup Forums become such a liberal shithole?

The charter school one is factual from what I know from both my parents working in public education, my time as a substitute teacher and my sister currently getting her masters in education. Charter schools are bad for public education and further widen the gap between the haves and the have not's. Maybe if they figure out how to do charters without taking away from public but their not there yet which is why it failed in Mass.

That's the way to go if you want to avoid political commentary. Sure, they might have political figures on from time to time, but even then, it's rarely about politics.

So you think there were choices that me made to benefit the American public?

>Iran-Contra scandal
>HUD righing scandal
>EPA scandals
>The savings and loans crisis
>Highly corrupt cabinet that resulted in numerous arrests and convictions
>Refused to do anything about the AIDS epidemic

Good old Reagan, greatest president that ever lived, if you just ignore all the bad stuff.

Reagan was the worst thing to happen to the American Right.

colbert, bee and tyrone are on the verge of getting replaced.

He has already created thousands of jobs by preventing companies from moving to mexico. He isn't even president yet and those he has appointed haven't done anything wrong other than working for a company you don't like or hold beliefs you don't agree with.

Sure, if you ignore all the cases of where the charter school program have proven to be absolutely shitty money scams, with no regulation, supervision or standards in place to guarantee the quality of the schools or education.

When John Oliver highlights and rants about the non-political stuff (Civil Forfeiture, Police militarisation, Gitmo, mental health etc), it's actually worth watching. Yes, it's all bias (what isn't?) but still informative.

This idea that "They'll have their best years ever now that they have DRUMPF to make fun of!" is stupid.

Their ratings were fine when they were just shilling and playing defense for Obama for 8 years. Liberals watch this smug shit to feel superior, that's it.

>He has already created thousands of jobs by preventing companies from moving to mexico

He bribed a company with tax cuts to keep just some jobs from going tp Mexico , then lied about the actual number, then attacked the union leader when he made statements about Trump not telling the truth about the deal, and recently we discovered Carrier executice saying they're going to spend their money to automize their US plant in order to cut costs, i.e. all Trump did was give a corporation tax cuts in exchange of keeping few jobs in America until they can fire them through automization. And if you think his secretary of labor pick (who loves automization) zis going to fight for America's right for jobs, I've got a bridge to sell to you

Nope. it's all political. and complete bullshit arranged into a "scholarly" presentation to make you feel like you're learning something. always leaves out key info on purpose. Just like college brainwashing. That show is trash

I was tired of Colbert's Trump coverage halfway through the election season; I'm fucking dreading his show now.

>Craig Ferguson will never ever do late night againš›² 

>Just like college brainwashing

Don't you just love this high and mighty anti-intellectual posturing where by being ignorant of facts and just taking for granted everything the politician you happen to like says makes you feel superior?

Don't forget about the muslim internment camps. And the misogyny!!!!! Ugh, the misogyny :-(

Are you suggesting that what's been reporterd on those particular subjects are false and deliberately misleading in order to divert attention away from the actual facts? Anything to back that up with other than your level 56 internet typing skills?

>80% men
Explain this without resorting to sexism

Samantha Bee's transformation from edgy female standup in the early 2000s to full-blown hag-shill is heartbreaking. She should've never left Toronto.

Ratings don't matter when there's a narrative to be written.

absolutely savage.

I'm not going to go back over his little teacher segments and point out where he was misleading, no. maybe next time you'll be more skeptical on your own.

It's infotainment. He's a far-left comedian. because he has a clear agenda, it is literally propaganda.

She's Canadian? Fuckssake, what is it with these goddamned canadians MOVING here and then telling us what's wrong with our country, pic of Jim Carrey's faggot face not included

>most
Mozart, is that you?

A Canadian, a Brit, and a South African come to tell us why socialism is good and we should ban guns

Are the others as bad as Trevor Noah? He is the only one I have seen occasionally (fucking awful, kept ranting about Trump). I only know current-year-man from memes.

HAVE YOU BEEN INFORMED OF THE CURRENT YEAR?

try seth meyers, he does the same shit but he's a little worm with zero charm.

better gun control does not equal universal ban on guns, NRA enthusiast

"better gun controls" lol

nice try, but you're not getting them.

>better gun control
Stop reading fake news sites, user.

>almost visibly shaken
What? So he didn't look shaken but you had a hunch he was close?

> gun control of any kind
>better
KYS senpai

1)Samantha Bee. I know she's a feminist but she's the true heir to TDS throne
2)Seth Myers for being his own man
3)Colbert. He's a sellout but at least he's not a limey rodent.
4)The limey rodent. Because at least he earned his place on television
5)The mulatto hack, because he got affirmative-actioned into the job and does not deserve it one fucking bit.

No one actually watches their shit when it airs. They just watch the youtube clips.

If this is going to be like the Reagan years, we are all going to get very tired from all the winning.

Oliver>Myers>>Noah>>>Bee=Colbert

>>four years
It's cute that you think donnie's attention span will last that long.

Libtards BTFO. How will they ever recover?

Kill yourself, socialist scum.

I'm looking forward to watching them face the firing squad when the Fuhrer assumes power of the next reich.

Samantha Bee is literally just 30 minutes of "fuck white people".

it appeals to angry, dumb minorities and self flagellating liberal whites.

Colbert and Oliver have been on fire and I imagine the next four years are gonna be mighty kind for them.

Don't like the other three, especially Trevor, he's painfully unfunny.

based Ben

Who the fuck watches late night talk shows anymore? Who even watches cable tv at all, it's 2016 PEOPLE COME ON!

They are in the business of unwarranted scaremongering. I have no doubt that Trump will have plenty of fuck ups, but I don't want to watch these people discuss it because the spin they put on all of it will be so overt and shameless.

I sincerely hope their TV personalities aren't their real ones.

2016 should have been a year of comedy gold but all these 5 idiots could do was say their opinion smugly.

>REPUBLICANS LMAO

This humor is trash. I think we need like 5 more of them though.

Seth Myers is the worst though.

He doesn't even try to be funny. He just pure smug with a few

REALLY!? REALLY? REALLY?

Also, its just

>TRUMPS HAIR LMAO
>TRUMP IS ORANGE LMAO
>SARAH PALIN IS DUMB LMAO
>TRUMP IS DUMB LMAO
>BUSH IS DUMB LMAO

same shit year after year.

I can't stand a single one of them

I only know the names of 3 of these people, never seen their shows but know of them, but holy fuck if that isn't the most smug and punchable group of people I've ever seen. I would curb stomp the fuck out of that woman while the others watched. None would be able to do a thing as I slammed her head repeatedly in a car door. I'd throw my own gun at them and laugh as they struggle to operate it. I would cave that British fag's face in with a jagged brick but not kill him. Leave him lying with his skull oozing and fragments of his glasses sticking out of his eyes. Colbert and the SNL cunt I could take on at the same time repeatedly stabbing them in their arms and necks with a ballpoint pen ruining their fancy monkey suits. Columbian neck tie for that annoying grading voiced black dude. Fuck why am I so angry just seeing these people

>giving any of these faggots the time of day

DUDE BUSH IS DUMB LMAO got old real fast.

doesn't really matter, listen to one of those and you've heard them all

>It's a special snowflake alt-right Sup Forumslyannas get triggered episode

do you need a safe space?

ahh i see you're using the pe-pe. nice blend in.

That's kind of true, but it is hardly their fault that Trump is writing the jokes for them

Dropped Conan after his latest clueless gamer, which I love, was battlefield 1 and he goes "this is America 6 months into a trump presidency" and the audience goes wild

sure, that 'Trump's GOP convention speech was dark' (whatever that means) just joke wrote itself

Yes. But not for my own safety... for theirs...
*guitar riff*
*rips the tag off a mattress and eats it*

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>if you don't agree with me you're working with the Russians.

Liberals freshest meme, neo-McCarthyism.