They just couldn't help themselves could they?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DROPPED
Oliver Wood
Levi Clark
>Trump buys Jurassic World
fuck yes
Asher Rivera
Naw, I'll still watch it for the dinosaurs.
Robert Hernandez
That's the vaguest headline ever. Any movie can have a "political element". If a war movie is anti-war that can be considered a "political element"
Liam Evans
>epic blonde haired businessman/dictator (literally hitler) will buy the park and the dinosaurs and jedi's will need to combine their forces to fight the literal hitler (of 2016(not trump))
Gabriel Myers
>Fantastic Beasts
>$18.1m
IT'S OVER POTTER!
Christian Taylor
Jurassic world already had a political message though.
>the Pakis are out of control!
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Oliver Reyes
Didn't Jurassic World have a political element with Vincent D'Onofrio? Why is this a surprise or wrong?
Aiden Martinez
Will she make it?
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David Perry
>Trump buys Jurassic World
>Breaks down all the walls and makes it a proper safari with Big Game Hunting licenses
It's going to be fantastic.
Cooper Martinez
I love dinosaurs. I hope they make it kind of like 3 with the dinos in a natural environment.
Bentley Watson
Will he use illegal immigrants as dino bait?
Eli Bennett
fucking hollywood faggots making my mommy lose weight REEEEE
Leo Lopez
>violent dinosaur human hybrids start rampaging across the border
>politicians Dawn Elle Drump says we should build a wall to keep Dino sapiens out
>wise latina tells Dawn that not all Dino Sapiens are evil
>movie ends with everyone being eaten alive
Isaiah Sullivan
All movies are political (or can be read as such, intentional or not)
Fucking clickbaiting headline that dumbasses like OP fall for
Adrian Perry
>We brought up how all the Jurassic movies have an undercurrent about exploitation and commercialization of these animals, and asked if there will there be a similar pseudo-political subtext to this one.
Either the writer doesn't know what "pseudo" means, or he was insulting Bayona. I'm guessing it's the former.
Matthew Rogers
can someone shoop a MAGA hat on a velociraptor
Isaac Ward
I'd say all of them except JP3 had "political elements"
Jose Hernandez
first one was just a frankenstein "don't fuck with nature" story and 2 is generic greedy corporations are bad
barely political
Juan Cruz
What the hell is she doing?
Lucas Davis
People are retards. They see the word 'political' and the only thing their minds can conjure up are the White House and Congress. By 'political', they obviously mean they're going to try for some kind of message regarding animal rights - for food, for entertainment - it doesn't mean they're literally going to write in a fucking Trump character.
Elijah Sanchez
I'm sure it won't be as hamfisted as Vincent D'Onofrio wanting to use raptors to hunt jihadis in the first one.
Isaac Scott
>we've invented a brand new dinosaur for the park
>it's called the Trumposaurus
>it's big, dumb, covered in a strange blond feathery down and seems intent on destroying everything in its enclosure
>perfect
Nicholas Nguyen
I'm all in if it makes it a better movie
Charles Ross
Bayona has no a single decent movie.
Adam Powell
of course you will, because you retards watch any garbage that hollywood shits out
Aiden Richardson
At least we get workout pics