/metal/

nu-male repellent edition

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first for top tier drums

best nu-male repellent here

dio sucks

I DON'T KNOW

As far as orthodox-dissonant-whatevershit goes, I was kinda underwhelmed by this. Dodecahedron's effort stood out more to me.

t. cuckzzy

>"Manowar is garbage"

>Dodecahedron
that just kinda re-tread the same old ground for me. It even sounds similar to Dodheimsgard at points.

I admit that DsO release is a let down, but the technicality on display gives me a fanboy boner. I can get why people wouldn't like it though.

Nothing but stoner doom 2018

>i mixed cuck and ozzy hah that'll show em

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Memes aside, Rising must be the most overrated album in heavy metal. Literally sounds like leftover riffs from S/T. And don't give me "muh Stargazer", the whole album is an overlong bore. It gets blown away by Maiden and I don't even like Maiden

I refuse to believe thats not a benis in the background

If you see a benis you gay.

that benis has a vagina too tho

WRONG, Rising is one of the most underrated metal albums
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the tyr cover of stargazer was better than the rainbow version

*kills the soyboy*

The obsession with nu-males and soyboys in this thread is astounding.

t. numale

are you jimmy nu-tron?

Apparently it was recorded during Soma, so it sounds like a B-side from that. Pretty good, I enjoy it. Maybe it is just me but the production sounds much more bass heavy.
youtu.be/SsfcRidDEnQ
Holy shit yeah that is heavy. That opening scream is insane

Thank you to the user that recommended Dire Omen, Triumvir Foul and Cemetary Urn. Really enjoying them

>"If you don't like X album then you're a numale"
>a defining characteristic of numales is their tendency to cling to superficial masculine traits such as beards, mustaches, and meat
>metal is generally considered a masculine music genre
its just projection.

they're doing a bunch of reissues for nok mort on vinyl slowly and I'm excited for nechrist almost as much as goat horns and voice of steel, just a magical album man

If you have anything but long hair you must leave the hall. Posers.

I have a buzzcut. Come at me.

surely skinheads are allowed for various reasons?

What's /meal/ listening to right now?

Allowed, of course.

i agree

unintelligible but somehow sad screams - the album

>Nespithe = Ne spi the = The spi ne = The Spine

>Erecshyrinol = Ere csh yri nol = Nol yri csh ere = No Lyrics Here

why does every mainstream metal website shill these guys? I mean the music is okay, but it seems a bit fishy that all these accolades are coming from people that wouldnt give Undergang, Trenchgrinder or any other new dm band the time of day.

>the whole album is an overlong bore
I can agree on the overrated part, but overlong? At 33 minutes? You must be one of them millennials with the attention span of a goldfish.

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Who is this semen demon?

Faggot detected. Leave the hall.

chuck was gay, we can be gay too

if chuck didnt decide to start making really gay albums he would be okay

I am a gay metalhead and you cannot stop me.

what a faggot
bi master race

Fags must be murdered.

I like both boys and girls and will continue to listen to my NSBM like a good boy

what if while banging dudes I listen to metal about exterminating gays?

Are traps /metal/ approved?

i hope so

yes

Cultes Des Ghoules is unmatched
youtu.be/O_nxvhbNy80

i laugh but also cry

This

Friendly reminder that Long Live Rock n Roll>Rainbow Rising

trad reporting in saying yes

"Nazi" checking in

ohh ya got me

wait
source?

cute skelly head

some tranny porn, some user gave sauce like 3 threads ago

How can people listen to death metal?
It's shit

it sounds like noise amirite?!! xD

dammit
I wasnt around 3 threads ago, alright

I meant exactly that—except not the album but the songs. What Blackmore did best was short rock songs based around 1-2 simple but amazing riffs. This wasn't an issue when he wrote verse-chorus-verse stuff. When he went almost prog length it was just empty and overlong.
Longer, proggy songs need more complex structure than that, you can't just drag it on 1-2 riffs all the way and call it a day.

Nah it's nothing like noise, the vocals are just retarded, black metal vocals are way better.

I don't DM much either but check these out:

oh nvm, i found it

You might like Old Funeral as well, or Darkthrone's DM albums. Abduction of Limbs is a really good demo

Nice work kewposlo

Det som engang var = that's some gang war

dat sum n-gang tharr

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nice hat, as always

RIBBIT

DEATH TO CHRISTIAN FAITH

*croaks dismally at u from the ultimate center of the black necrocosmic spiral*

/metal/ - cartoon ducks, cartoon bears and cartoon toads

this perturbs the pilgrim

*raises the chalice*

>gets redpilled instantly

>listens to Bigoted Bodom once
*buys a beanie and baggy pants*
*smokes dudeweed*
*flips off black people behind their back*
*bingewatches Kevin Smith movies*
*eats pineapple pizza*
*posts racist comments on youtube*
*plays Tony Hawk's pro staker 3*
*quotes The Big Lebowski*

>blacked death metal

i doubt Arghoslent like weed

Absolutely based taste in THPS

literally all of black metal

but the only good thing about 3 is revert
2 is superior in every way besides that admittedly big change
maps, music, etc all belong to master race 2

No metal's ever a true nu male repellent. Except maybe Motorhead, but that's courtesy of its punkier and more rock n roll feel.

Too damn melodramatic in a muh darkness kinda way to be nu male repellent.
This is the epitome of nu male shit with its fantashit.
They are fantashit, too. So nu male as fuck.
Literally got the least amount of pussy of all their contemporaries so borderline nu male.

>all black metal screams can't be made out
wat
>all black metal sounds sad
all the BM bands that started the genre are not sad at all, shit was aggression
get out

This is pretty good.
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is there any hard evidence that chuck was gay and died of aids

he didnt die of aids, that's a meme
the gayness thing comes from the fact he sounded camp as fuck and liked gay shit like "cute animals", so not exactly concreete

>maps
LA, airport, cruise ship, suburbia are superior
>music
fucking Motorhead

dunno about that one senpai

hangar and school beats all of them m8
Motorhead is good, but 2 just had better overall

gay as fuck, paul masvidal doesnt come close to this

i imagine back in the 70's and 80's it was a lot more common to be low key gay because long hair was popular.

Imagine growing up in a time when guys like Mitch from dazed and confused were everywhere.

i like to hear sodom while sodomize traps, is this gay?

nu-males love motorhead

no, but war metal is clearly the better option

This is really good

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This whole board needs a buzzword repellent

no, war metal is for furry yiffsex in Chris Moyen's basement