Pale white Irishman playing a Spanish assassin

What did they mean by this?

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Visigothic blood.

He's spanish in the movie? He was fuckin middle eastern in the game...

More believable than him playing a muslim.

The way he looks in that picture, you could tell he is X or Y and nobody would be able to refute it. I don't really see the problem.

Only in the first one.

Fassbender is German, his character is Spanish.

His descendant Lynch will be American.

Though they act like niggers many Spanish people have predominantly white European features

He's not playing Altair.

but spaniards are white

reli maks utyink

>Spaniards
>White

HOLD UP

Well, what did you expect from europe's mexico?

They're both white. Spaniards =/= Mexicans

There are quite a few Latin Americans there desu (mainly in the upper parts of the pic).

Funny thing is, in that picture there are clearly germans and english guys, acting like niggers. San Fermín is full of tourists.

wtf is his deal with that hair? If he had a plain buzzcut he'd look like handsome, dignified man. Why the cock-hunter theme?

WHITEWASHING MOTHERFUCKERS

We are proud of our Moorish heritage

Assassins were Arabs. And were fucked by Mongols.

Hulagu led his army first to Iran, where he successfully campaigned against the Lurs, the Bukhara, and the remnants of the Khwarezm-Shah dynasty. After subduing them, Hulagu directed his attention toward the Ismaili Assassins and their Grand Master, Imam 'Ala al-Din Muhammad, who had attempted the murder of both Möngke and Hulagu's friend and subordinate, Kitbuqa. Though Assassins failed in both attempts, Hulagu marched his army to their stronghold of Alamut, which he captured. The Mongols later executed the Assassins' Grand Master, Imam Rukn al-Dun Khurshah, who had briefly succeeded 'Ala al-Din Muhammad from 1255-1256.

As-Salamu Alaikum mi hermano.

Is this movie gonna suck? Or could we finally witness a good video game movie?

He's pretty much Irish desu, Irish mother and raised in Kerry, only thing German about him is the fact his dad is originally from there and he was born there. He'd be German if he was raised in Germany which he wasn't.

It's going to suck but I'm going to see it anyway

Irish came from Spain you retards we are related. Also stop fucking mixing Hispanics up with actually Spaniards we are fucking white. The only not whites are the moor rape babies far down south.

Why is he so effeminate and emaciated?

He's supposed to be a master assassins e.g. fucking definition of functional physicality.

Guy looks like he'd break his twig hands swatting a fly.

The irish came from Spain you dumb fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=GgUce1_K_vA

This is Spain. And the colonization is progressing unhinged.

t. Alberto Barbossa

False. Fassbender is Irish-German, he is Irish in the movie. CALLUM LYNCH. You can't get anymore Irish than that.

>Why is he so effeminate and emaciated?

why don't you know what these words mean?

this is why the movie will be profitable

yeah, the argument that the Spanish are all Moors or mixed is beyond imbecilic. are the Chinese all Mongols? are Indians all British? is everyone in Europe fucking Roman? i'm Spanish-American and my family are Celtic in origin, from Spain's NW. hell, we even have the random ginger popping up here and there. however, ignorance is the name of the game in the USA, and since a majority of idiots posting here are American, i wouldn't expect them to know any European history since they barely even know their own.

>shitty film about shitty game
Who the fuck cares anyway?

>Spaniards
>White

pic related was born as north as you can get in Spain.

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Spaniards were spawned by niggers.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see, Spaniards have, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered the Iberian Peninsula. And the Moors are niggers.
So you see, way back then, Spaniards were like wops from Northern Europe. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, then the Moors moved in there, and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Spanish women. That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Spaniards still carry that nigger gene.
Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

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always loved that scene. however, blue eyes blond haired wops? wut? also, i have light brown hair and green eyes. also, the Moors who conquered Spain were north African Moors, Arabs, particularly. not black. Tarantino sure can write a funny monologue, but historically accurate it aint.

Nobody in this picture is Spanish.

San Fermines is like 99% foreigners.

asscreed is shit anyway, who cares?

>Pale white Irishman playing a Spanish assassin
I see nothing out of touch.

not saying there aren't any. plenty of mixed in Spain. but an American white telling a Spanish white that his country is mixed is pot calling the kettle black, mate. American whites are mongrels, in any case, who cling to their heritage like a scoundrel clings to patriotism.

>pale