Tell me about Crash!

Tell me about Crash!

Why does he wear the mask?

FOR AKU

If I pull that off will he take damage?

oonblagah

To hide from Dr Robotnik.

How's the mask's sound?

hulibega

OLBAGA

BAZINGA

O! modibaguittagah!

hullabuguh!

OOGLEE BAH

BA DOUM DOUM

OOGA-KATAH

OOGABOOGA

Correct.

OOOH EEE OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

HUEHUE HUEHUE

How long before Sony shits out a movie?

This isn't Sup Forums

COCACOLA

This post is a /t/v// hybrid, since crossposters have infected this board anyway, so why not appeal to both the Baneposters and the Sup Forumsposters at the same time.

Sort of like opening a Taco Bell in San Diego, it's a good business practice.

HULAMAGA!!

So cancer is cancer, and you know that, but you'll still profiteer off it?

Now I understand the big pharmas.