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Bran

Mid Season 3

The Purple Wedding minus the whole of season 2

sucks

who is /got/ best waifu now?

>one even looking like Arya, but where the fuck is the one that looks like Ned/Jon? BITCH

haha why would anyone want a kid that looks like that gormless halftardaryen mexican.

where can i get one of my own

Season 1 episode 1, objectively

Cause in the books he looks just like Ned, her dead father.

I don't know, but you should be careful, there seem to be a bunch of cheap made in china, discount, knockoff Brans around. Except nothing but the real deal.

Is this accurate?

When Stannis was still alive and at castle black. Though most of the rest of the show was weak at that point, the last time the majority of the plotlines were good was season four.
Extremely.

Almost perfect except trump isn't a cuck, and unlike LF will, actually succeeded.
A white male isn't gonna come out on top of the game of feminism.

>The delegates, hand them over

Everything is right except Bernie and high sparrow. In what way are they similar?

>The top 1% of Westeros controls 99% of the gold.
>We need a revolution
>Getting BTFO by Cercei/Hillary

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It was never good you cucks

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Jaqen

I think that the Hillary -> Cersei things doesn't make any sense?

Also, this isn't Sup Forums.

Memes and biases aside, how would you literally and unironically rate Game of Thrones compared to other tv shows ?

fucking queers

Kek this match works so perfect. Not only because of the relying on religion to bring them their victories but both of them had people like Mel and Glenn Beck and Raul who kept telling them it is their destiny to win.

Why don't you do that on r/gameofthrones

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

who is talking this?

did they?
hahaha maybe dean even jerked off through facetime you know just as a prank hahah

Baelish's plan to marry Sansa to Harry the Heir isn't going to happen.

There's a rule in fiction: if a character tells the plan before it happens, it never happens that way.

Baelish isn't going to tell Sansa his real plan. I don't know exactly what his real plan is, but it definitely involves marrying Sansa himself. He may temporarily marry Alayne to Harry, but his end game is to marry Sansa himself and probably unite the Riverlands, Vale, and North. But there's also a debt scheme and a connection to Braavos so his full plan is pretty unknown.

Tommen

>He's in my heart

I know what else he's in

and Meera

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2:29
>ywn have Meera awkwardly put on a pair of fake eyelashes to try to seduce you.

>but it definitely involves marrying Sansa himself.

That's obvious as fuck.

But it'll never happen

It might. Everyone expects Sansa to "outplay" LF like in the DnD fanfic and kill him. Sansa falling for him in an creepy daddy-daughter way would btfo normie readers and fulfill one of the fat man's many fetishes.

westworld and sherlock are 50x better than this piece of shit

>creepy daddy-daughter way would btfo normie readers and fulfill one of the fat man's many fetishes.

Fat man's fetishes are incest and cuckoldry, Baelish is a cuck.

And it won't happen not because Sansa will outsmart him but because he'll make a mistake in unfamiliar territory or get BRAN-ed

>sherlock

purest ship

Do you talk about your bros like this /got/?

lmfao

Reminder

This is the one true ship, the many faced ship

It can take the form of any other ship.
Perhaps the ship you favored was not the ship you believed it to be

It was just another form of the many faced ship

No more dead /got/s

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>westworld

top kek

>still pushing the alt right meme
will they ever learn

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yeah it does

No. But I do think about them that way.

>that one guy expecting a release date for TWOW soon

WEW

Wild Cards Take Chicago

Dec. 11th, 2016 at 1:08 PM
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New York City has been the center of the Wild Cards universe since 1946, when Dr. Tod met Jetboy in the skies over Broadway, and the Takisian xerovirus was unleashed upon the world. It's past time the Second City got its due. So I am thrilled to report that I've just turned in the latest Wild Cards mosaic novel: LOW CHICAGO, set entirely in the city on the lake.

This is the second book in what we're calling our 'American Triad' (MISSISSIPPI ROLL was delivered in October, and we're still hard at work on TEXAS HOLD'EM), and the twenty-fifth volume of the overall series... but no, it's not necessary to have read the first twenty-four to enjoy this one.

And it's a helluva ride, I think. The cast includes old fan favorites like Mr. Nobody, Double Helix, Abigail the Understudy, Golden Boy, Natya, John Fortune, John Nighthawk, Hardhat, and the Sleeper, but some exciting new characters will be on hand as well. Wait till you meet Meathooks, Birdbrain, and Khan.

The table of contents:
John Jos. Miller "A Long Night at the Palmer House"
Kevin Andrew Murphy "Down the Rabbit Hole"
Christopher Rowe "The Motherfucking Apotheosis of Todd Motherfucking Taszycki"
Paul Cornell "A Bit of a Dinosaur"
Marko Kloos "Stripes"
Melinda M. Snodgrass "The Sister in the Streets"
Mary Anne Mohanraj "A Beautiful Facade"
Saladin Ahmed "Meathooks on Ice"

I had a great time editing this one. Hope you'll all like it as much as I do.

And if you've yet to try Wild Cards, the world's longest-running shared world anthology series (thirty years and counting!)... hey, what are you waiting for!

No publication date for LOW CHICAGO yet, but you'll know as soon as Tor tells me.
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I've noticed you posting lots of Alex Jones lately

What's up with that?

i think his nuttiness makes for good reaction pics and gifs i made a folder just for them.

Are you European?

British

quite possibly the worst list i've ever seen. Even compared to the bullshit ones on here. Barbie sure. but the others???

>Robert drinks and bangs big titty hoes
>Renly eats good food and parties with lords
>Ned plays with his kids
>Doran plays chess/cyvasse

So what does Stannis do for fun?

>>Doran plays chess/cyvasse

You mean watching children play in water all day like some fucking pedo?

Kill usurpers and traitors

Last time the show was good was probably Hardhome ep.

Maybe model trains? He likes order and efficiency.

it was a good episode, but was the show good at that time overall? I would say no

5 and 6 were pretty much seasons with one good episode, which was just an action spectacle

"You are not the only turncloak here, it would seem. Would all the lords of Westeros had but a single neck." - Stannis to Theon

DID NOBODY SEE THE FUCKING SEASON 7 PROMO?

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>Stannis
>fun

The closest he had to having fun was fucking Melisandre.

>Would all the lords of Westeros had but a single neck.

Never go full Aerys

AAAAAAAARGH IT LOOKS TERRIBLE

That's actually Caligula.

>NOTE: FAN-MADE, not real, all made for fun
Why the fuck do you redditors never leave?

but this is all old shit and other shows

I'd say the show hadn't yet killed Doran and Trystane so it was still okay.
If at that point they were already then then I retract my statement.

The three big things that overall fucked ass were the Dorne plotline when the Sand Sneks killed Doran and Trystane, Dany magically getting a new Khalasar and the whole King's Landing plotline disappearing in a giant explosion.

>Would all the lords of Westeros had but a single neck.

Kek GURM literally lifted this quote from a serial killer

Cersei doesn't have anything in common with Hillary, aside from being crazy and having a vagina.

Dany is way more similar.

I've been reading the books and Wyman Manderly kinda reminds me of the Donald. Pretending to be less capable, 3D chess and all that.

>So what does Stannis do for fun?
if Stannis gets the throne he'll outlaw fun.

>I'd say the show hadn't yet killed Doran and Trystane so it was still okay.
i had almost forgotten about that
that was episode 1 of season 6, actually

I enjoyed this episode because smirkfags GBTFO

now that's no nice
be nice cersi

>Tywin
writes songs for minstrels about how scary he is

>Jon Arryn
no free time, had to clean up robert's messes like an old chambremaid - gave lysa and petyr plenty of time for cuckoldry

>Mace Tyrell
probably throws feasts like every single day and invites every lord in the Reach, who come because they have nothing better to do because nothing bad ever actually happens in the Reach (Battle of Ashford and the invasion of the Shield Isles/Oldtown notwithstanding)

>Leyton Hightower
canonically just sits up in his tower talking to his crazy daughter about prophecies and magic all day. Hasn't come down in over a decade.

>Roose Bolton
embroiders patterns onto the flayed skins of Robb and the northern lords who died at the wedding

>Euron greyjoy
probably has sick cunt orgies with all his mutes and dwarves and people with birth defects and shit

>Rich political establishment
>Completely cucked over the Sparrow/ Bernie
>Constantly cucked by her husband, an actually popular charismatic king
>Its her turn to be queen

>makes decisions that bite her in the ass

>Cersei wants to keep foreign horde out
>Hillary, 'nough said

Nah

I wish we got book Doran on the show. He would definitely be Sup Forums's one true /ourguy/

"it's her turn" fits dany much more than cersei.
cersei let joffrey rule, then let tommen rule, etc..

dany began wanting to rule about 3 minutes into her story, even tho viserys was still alive. She think it's owed to her, just like hillary.

does she want to keep out foreign hordes?
daenarys isn't even a blip on her radar, she just wants power

The Wildlings are white tho.

The others and the wights are more like illegal immigrants and apparently in season seven Cercei wants to sabotage the fight against them.

Cercei is Hilldog.

>let joffrey rule
she didn't really have a say though, the king is the king

>she didn't really have a say though, the king is the king
on the show yeah

The Dothraki Horde are trying to take her ass down, fuck yeah she wants them out, or dead

The Dothraki aren't white.

And she wants Dany/Jon and the Wights/Walkers to kill each other because they're both her enemies

she doesn't even know that at this point

>muh 25 year plan

Dorniggers out

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELLARIA MURDER MY BROTHER AND NEPHEW TO AVENGE ME

She does in season 7

>Barb above Pokemon
What the fuck

Serious question for /got/

Until we found out last year that Euron was no longer cut most posters were ok with Aegon being cut but were mad about Euron and Vic being cut.

Now I don't mind show Euron but I get why most readers hate him. So my question is: would you rather have the show Euron or have him be cut and get a book accurate version of Aegon and JonCon?