How To use a bidet (with pictures)

How To use a bidet (with pictures)

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>shitting in the sink
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

three tier love handles

1st step:

Seat and turn on the water

You want to be seated before turning on or else the water will fly to the air and make a mess

Sup Forums is a SFW board, Paco

wtf I hate Argentinian posters now

Step 2:

After the anus is washed close the tap.

Important tip: close always the hot water first because the anus is sensible to heat and its better to have it cold than hot

what's wrong with this hairless amerindian?

keep going OP

Thanks man ure lifesaver

>Not only are you posting this in a blue board, but you're also one of the Nargentinos
Fuck off.

Pigskins? In Argentina?!

Come home white man.

what do if you have a hairy ass tho

hé thanks you
what u do next, dry with towelle ?

what happened to your 3 tier handles :(

>Hungary
Slavs aren't white.

Most Amerindians have fair skin.

When I poop water splashes back onto my ass anyway, why would I need this?

>Hungary
>Slav

Dōmo

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3rd step:

Dry with a small piece of folded toilet paper. Your butt should be clean as clean water is clean by now.

where the fuck are the mods

Post your anus

OP can we use this banner to leave a fresh pine scent after we exit the bathroom

pfffffffft

ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA

Argentina literally shitposting

he's right. we're the biggest frauds in Europe,desperately trying to convince everyone we're something we're not. Finland and Estonia are rich and tidy countries. We belong with the lowly Slavs drinking vodka, wallowing in poverty forever.
We even squat like them :(

Thanks for your great contribution, my white fellow