French national holiday

Join us in celebrating France's 227th Fête de la Fédération, our national holiday since 1790.
We will follow the festivities, the military parade, and the Macron-Trump banter that ensues from here.

>Today's guests of honor: Americans, former colonies, and Brits.

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No

> Brits
Why? They bribed everyone in Europe and beyond to destroy the Revolution.

Stream link for the parade.

La Fête de la Fédération célèbre l'unité entre le monarque, et désormais le président, et le peuple pourtant?

Rien de régicide à la célébrer.

WW1 allies, and we've tried for every one of the years of the centennial to honor our fellows from the struggle a hundred years ago.

We had Anzacs two years past too parading alongside our military. Didn't invite Russians though what with this year being the one where they betrayed us.

Oops.
>bfmtv.com/mediaplayer/live-video/

Don't tune in now since it hasn't been started yet, and what's being shown now is embarassing French home news.

La fête nationale ?

Mouise, j'ai oublié de vous inviter mes gaillards. Mais je pense que vous vous savez assez français pour savoir qu'on veut de vous aussi dans le fil.

Je célébrerai le 14 juillet quand ce sera un roi de droit divin qui défilera sur les champs-élysée.

>France

Donc... aujourd'hui?

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>Atheism
Bit pedantic when all that was exercized under the Revolution was renegging the authority of the pope in France, likewise to how England did the same by becoming the same. So therefore an English misconstruition of reality.

>treason
French people were loyal to France though. It was the king that wasn't. So therefore an English misconstruition of reality.

>Equality madness
Only before the law. And what's wrong with being bestowed the same rights a nobleman might have? So therefore an English misconstruition of reality.

>private ruin
Not with what we looted from Italy and the Netherlands. Checkmate. So therefore an English misconstruition of reality.

Damn, those English really are sneaky about their lies!

Macron n'est pas un roi. C'est un petit PD qui suit les instructions de Jacques (((Attali))).

Bonne journée de bastille!

Tout président est un roi temporaire. Du moins c'est ce qui se chuchote sur nous à l'étranger.
Et c'est presque mieux ainsi. Les français veulent l'autorité, et ça fait 1400 ans qu'on n'a pas eut de trône vacant, donc autant faire comme on fait actuellement.

My psychologist says that probably one of the leading reasons for being of low self-confidence is due to being a French expatriate child in the US around 2003, and getting bullied for being French.
Please apologize.

Other than that, welcome to the thread!

USA & FRANCE = BEST FRIENDS 5LIFE

Vive le Roi pêh les gars

this.

Fuck Fr*nce

Long live America, Britain and the Anglosphere.

>betrayed
What the h*ck, France?
We tried our hardest to stay in the war and support but the country was not developed well enough to do this. The tsar was weak and couldn't handle the protesters.

M-maybe next year? And I know it wasn't intentional on your part anyways. It was also rude from us anyways to screw over Russia by not releasing territories lost through Brest-Litvosk back to it in 1919.

t. Nigel living in france

Fuck off. Russia don't betrayed us.
This dunb War to accelerate the civil war at home. They are justified in abandoning this War wishing to avenge an Archduke and to take time to free himself from a Tsar.