It's Winter, it's snowing, it's comfy

It's Winter, it's snowing, it's comfy...

Why aren't you watching Harry Potter?

Because it's one of the dullest franchises in history

This.
Can't recall a single character with personality

Waiting for the copypasta

Do you watch die hard too you fucking imbecile

They all just stretched their legs

I for one am not with you on one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

It's hot as fuck here in Rio de Janeiro.

Why didn't Voldemort find a way to cripple them?

This pasta has been used so much that you could probably fill it in LoTr and have some left over

Also check my number. It will mean much to you anti Potter cucks

is Daniel Radcliffe a Jew?

Just watched 3-8 after 5 years of putting it off. Why didn't Hermione get with Harry though. The Ron-Hermione romance felt contrived af.

parents are witnesses and he's circumcised
close enough

Dobby sir. Dobby the house elf. It is difficult sir. Dobby wonders where to begin?

Are u my gf

Because I tried reading the books for the first time in my life.

They are okay. I heard it gets better on book 4.

Because jk had to give the neets some hope.

daniel's Wikipedia says his mother is Jewish

feels m8, feels

Christ I forgot how Kino that series can be sometimes. that shot is beautiful.

When is this gonna stop? No one cares about your shitty old books that people only remember because of nostalgiafags.

Congratulations you got caught what's the next step of your masterplan

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I would but there's no fucking snow in germany yet. Maybe during christmas break.

wtf

That shot is not in the theatrical cut right? Ive seen the HP series many times and have no memory of it

Because it's summer, it's hot, it's suffocating. I hate summer.

Chamber of Secrets, 1 hour 17 minutes~

I want to watch them but I feel extremely depressed watching Emma Watson on screen. She's so perfect/beautiful in those movies