Why the fuck do they need a house like that

why the fuck do they need a house like that

how can you at home in this shit

So they don't have to see each other maybe.. idk

feel*

This.
Also if you ever get bored/sad/suicidal you can just go into your other master bedroom go lay down all day.

It's insane and stupid.

I'm currently living in a small dorm like room with 4 cats while my house is being built 20 feet away. I planned every square inch of that house, ever space has meaning to me. What kind of a crazy person has 20+ rooms built that mean nothing to them?

if i were rich i'd want to live in a street like this.

Friends take up more space than cats user.

This looks like an everyday poor people are street anywhere in southern or central europe.

You dont need to be rich for this at all.

Family means more than cats

not if you were rich AND famous. If you're famous living in a busy area like that, you'd have the pappa z camping outside your window 24/7 ready to follow you whenever you leave

>if i were rich id want to be poor
ok

Why wouldn't you if you can afford it. A family of 5 or 6 would fit nicely in that

this looks comfy
OP's picture looks like the house of a mafia leader who probably has a special room for murdering people

>A family of 5 or 6 would fit nicely in that
richcucks only have 1-2 kids.

a big empty meme house = lonely consumerism and a recipe for divorce

coffee table is puke inducing

>Being rich but not buying all the STUFF you can means you're not rich.

If I were filthy rich I'd like in some nice big appartment in Manhattan or in some nice euro city like barcelona or lyon. That may not be convenient when you need to film in LA however

>a big empty meme house
user, it's time to stop describing 'things i don't like' as memes.

who are they?

>Warren Buffett
>$74 billion
>still lives in the same house that he bought in 1958 for $31,500

>t. poorfag

Is this a spoiler for the walking dead tonight? Why can't they find a house like this to bunker down into? I've always wondered that, maybe tonight they do.

Negan can suck a dick trying to find rick and the ole gang in a house like this

>no Helicopter landing pad

fucking poorfags.

comfy

Man, if I was billionaire rich, I'd have like 60 kids from 30 different women.

>it's a Retna sells out his artistic integrity once again episode

That looks quaint, and that might be a nice air bnb but I wouldn't want to live there. Two weeks in nice weather would be cute, though.

Because they're rich as fuck. As you go up the economic ladder, most people feel the need to "keep up with the Jonses."

Being the antisocial weirdo that I am, I'd just buy a modest two-story house on a fuck-ton of land, and keep everyone else away from me. No mansion required. Gotta have a lot of land though.

oh god, that looks like shit. I hate that industrial look

wish i could buy a house like this for that price today, looks nice

I'd assume that anyone living in that gigantic house has family and a necessary entourage; if you're seriously Hollywood you'll have family plus PR, plus security, plus hangers-on. Plus you have to do Hollywood shit and network, like any other high-paying job: parties, guests, etc.

david beckham, his wife and four kids

You say that, but you actually wouldn't if you had the money you'd buy something large.
Maybe not 50,000sqft, but definitely not a 2,500sqft middle class shoe box.

other than the shitty wood columns that's a pretty aesthetic condo

i suppose throwing parties is a big part of being hollywood, makes sense

Like fuck it does.
I care a great deal more about my cats than most of my family.

>mfw i live 3 blocks from him and have driven past his house tens of thousands of times. he lives on farnam street and that's the quickest way for me to get to dodge street so i drive by his house almost every day. trick or treating at his house was awesome as a kid because they give away those 10-packs of candy bars to each kid.

If I had a house that size, I'd have a murder room in every wing

Rate Will Smiths sand castle

Why leave? That looks perfect. I heard somewhere people report being happier the more money they make until they hit around $75k annually. After that money doesn't really seem to make a difference. If you make more than that and you're still not fufilled money won't fix it.

got any interior pics?

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No idea. My friend's dad scams people out of stock advice, so he makes a lot of money. I got to stay in one of those big ass mansions for a week as a rental.

It's miserable. Shit takes way too long to get to and it's noisy as fuck. Anyone walking around at night echos everywhere and it's creepy.

It's like living a haunted house. All the pictures are staring at you, everything's old school, there's too much open space and you feel like you're about to be ass-raped by a ghost all the time when you try to sleep. Way too much noise to sleep without being drunk.

The people who live near those homes are insufferable. They judge every inch of you, including the shoes you wear. What a nightmare that would be for law enforcement if a group of people broke in. That would take so long to clear.

remember to stop streaming movies guys, this really hurts the celebs

fug this one is in Manhattan

I'd kill to own this

Why do you need a computer? Why do you need to see movies? Why do you need a vaccum cleaner?

>when you get a big mud hut to feel more at home

>Poor uneducated people get a hold of millions of dollars
>Expect them to use that money gracefully
Seriously look at Soro's state, its 1000000000000 times less tacky than that and Trump doesnt even live in a manor at all, its always new money people who got that money undeserved that do this shit.

They don't NEED it, they just want it.
Are you telling me everything you own and have done has been vital to your survival?

Leisure, entretainment and convenience. Why do you need a huge house?

then there's events staff, catering, logistics, groundskeeping & maintenance, accounts, and personal staff.

which is why I don't believe the 'tortured billionaire walking deranged through his five-story thirty-bedroom mansion in spasms of drug withdrawal and loneliness' woe-is-me-i'm-affluent stories. dude they live in fucking hotels, fancy hotels but yeah

t.toxoplasmosis sufferer

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That looks stupid. Fucking "art" people.

That's correct, though obviously the amount fluctuates depending on the cost of living for your area. Basically $75k means you're financially secure (lack of money being the chief source of stress and unhappiness) and you got enough money left over to throw around as you want for discretionary stuff.

Leisure, entertainment and everything convenient that comes with a big fucking house?

>What kind of house do you want senpai
>Gimme that pristine white and sterile emergency room hallway look
I like the contrast of colors and symmetry but mang

>What a nightmare that would be for law enforcement if a group of people broke in. That would take so long to clear.
uh, i'm almost certain that the people living in Millionaire's Row have private security arrangements and robust panic rooms

>Trump isn't one of the tackiest person on earth

>ywn be a Southern plantation owner

the wall color is gross but the chairs and the chandelier are pretty great

if i got rich I'd pull a trump and make some huge skyscrappers, but I'd spend extra to make them more classic looking, no glass shit. At the top of every one would be an apartment, near identical to all others

I think the idea is that you have more than one person in there at a time. Like when you're entertaining guests...?

These photos probably come from real-estate listings, or fashion Who'd Live In A House Like This shoots, not in use (obviously).

>Gozer-chic

top of that is disgusting tbqh

>2016
>owning a house

Nah, they just never get broken into because they don't live in areas with niggers. They're too busy robbing liquor stores for the $100 they keep in the drawer.

god fuck that guy i used to look up to him when I was a young hooligan in los angeles

Another victim of the Toxoplasma. There are parasites that came from the cat poop in your brain taking control. The horror...

>apartmentniggers
you're going to have to grow up one day, manchild.

Why do you need an expensive car? Status

I would just buy 5-10 smaller sized houses all over the world instead. Anyone that buys these massive estates is a moron.

it's just inspiration ;.;

>not living in a mobile home you can hit the road with

>tfw all you want is a small 2 story house with a huge yard and an enclosed bridge from the second story that leads to your huge aircraft hangar of a shop filled with cars, projects, and tools complete with a leisure area where your battlestation would be

I also never understood that pompous way of living. It's such a fucking waste of money and resources.
Even if I had FUCK YOU money I wouldn't want to live in a sterile hospital like or in a house that has 40 bedrooms and 20 toilets you don't even enter for years.
It has to be cozy and feel warm and welcoming.

Pic related is Notch's abomination for $70+ million.
What the fuck do you do with such degenerate space aside from inviting D-list actors and E-list singers like Selena Gomez to your party with all those fake friends of yours 1-2 times a year?
That fat autistic manchild has FUCK YOU money and he chose pic related as his living space.
Just fucking look at this piece of shit. It looks like some post modernism tryhard art exhibition by a stuck up German scat fetishist.

El Presidente sure likes gold

I'd imagine they're more wary of obsessives, paps, or kidnappings. Or a combination, hence security arrangements. Regular dumbshit 5-0 wouldn't suit a gigantic place

thats a bit better. skyscrapers need repetition or they look like ass

pizza parties

that's why they can afford them and you can't, right?

absolutely patrician, look at those columns

thats not too bad. some aesthetic choices in that pic

>Making money is a meritocracy

I bet you're really smart, aren't you, Cletus?

>Actors and sports athletes are smart
wew

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this is what an African strongman thinks rich Westerners look like and live like

gold and marble, ceiling paintings and chandeliers, bond lady wife, and so on

Owning a house with no mortgage is a fairly sensible strategy tbf.

yeah, looks like shit from upclose.

It looks awful. Why the m&ms? Why the guitars? Why the motorcycle? God, what a gaudy piece of shit.

That man is tacky as fuck.

>Patrician
>Tacky as fuck
>Living in a 20 years old flat with a badly done style from the XVI° century

Literally 0/10.

i grew up down the street from that house

Not if it's incredibly overvalued and is likely to plummet in value soon.

>frogposter unable to imagine, even in his wildest dreams, an existence which does not involve shitposting on Sup Forums
shoo, brain problems haver

I want a place like this

make a billion dollars by the time i'm 30, retire and move here

assmad poorfags detected

a-a-at least you're ''''''''''''''smart'''''''''''''', right?

i hope u like bugs and raccoons

at least one rich westerner lives like that

it literally looks like how a roman patrician would live like
patrician =/= kino