>tfw 75% norwegian and 25% polish/russian
>don't care for my slav heritage, feel fully norwegian
>look like a foreigner in my own country
>spoken english to at public places unless I speak first
>spoken polish to in poland
God damn it. Why are slavic genes so dominant?
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lmao POLE'D
Learn Polish and come home
SLAV'D
>look like a foreigner in my own country
Why don't you go to America then? Countries like mines or yours are hard for other Caucasian immigrants to fit into but America was a paradise literally made for us.
>t. 'white' passing lebo that can pass as a local in America but not here
Come home slav man
>tfw 1/8 russian
>tfw have alcoholism genes
I'm so sorry. I know how you feel. My grandma is from Karelia and looks like Putin.
im 8/1 russian and i don't have them
>karelia meme
Karelia is more real than Poland
(You)
>be me
>Polish side of family says I look Italian
>Italian side of family says I look Polish
ayooo we be stealin ur wymynz makin beauitful slav babies lets eradicate the wh*tes
they lied to you, yuo look like macaco
You started it faggot Polish fake country retard
Karelia is a literal meme
slevs
Iwan Mudakov, please.
Either stupid or trolling
Propbably both
t.drunk Ivan
Slavs and nordics are identical unless they're south Slavs. I don't believe you OP.
Nah. Slavs have small foreheads while Scandinavians have big ones.
you have to go home
>Slavs and nordics are identical
what a fucking moron
Nordics have some weird as fuck triangular face.
This.
I also think you're full of shit OP. Post a photo.
There may be some differences between north Slavs and Nordics but they are minimal for normies in your home country to care or immediately assume you are Slavic.
I have no idea what you're trying to convey
>lebo
uleh
Slavic master race, nobody can compete with us, we dominate everywhere
Yes wat do i luk liek tobu?
>implying 100% finns do not have the said genes themselves
You look significantly Norwegian with minor French influence
>descend from english aristocracy
>look through family tree which goes back centuries
>most maiden names start with "O' and Mc'"
>75% norwegian and 25% polish/russian
>look like a foreigner in my own country
why?
He don't have skandihavian horseface of course.
Since said, that you look Norwegian: do you have a frontal pic of your face? I'm asking that, since googling "average norwegian face" yielded rubbish.
It's mostly something I notice specially among Norwegians: the forehead is large to the sides but the mandible looks a bit thin.
i wish i was greek
>i wish i was greek
It's easy. You only need take mental illness - and you can become greek, or even Iskander Two Horned
Does anyone want to drink vodka?
>knowing your ancestry
lmao nerds
>being a bastard without ancestry
Lol colonials
This. This fucking meme needs to die. The only difference between Europeans is the Southern ones vs the Northern and Eastern ones. Arr rook same. For more proof look at that Danish YouTuber that Sup Forums obsessed over for months calling her "my Nordic Princess" and shit until she revealed she was Polish in a video.
retard
Only some Northern, North-Western Slavs look like Scandies.
Yeah Russians probably got mega-alcoholism from Finno-Ugric genes.
No because FAS is most common in Belarus and Croatia
I have russians and some other finno-ugric genes and i am frink a lot
>brown eyes, olive oil skin
>live in big city so people think i'm white
feels good
For some reason alcoholism is mega in the Eastern part where Russian Finno-Ugric tribes don't dwell.
This guy is a forestfinn
>feels good
Nothing about Toronto feels good to me anymore.
you have to go back
>It's mostly something I notice specially among Norwegians: the forehead is large to the sides but the mandible looks a bit thin.
stop lying on the nternet Nils-Ole
>tfw I'm fully Icelandic
>tfw I've been mistaken for a brit on multiple occasions when I've posted pics of myself on this site
life is eternal suffering
You are 1/3 Irish, icepotato.
thats funny because younger generation of norwegians look like slavs
your grandma doesn't have a Slavic look, Putin has a Finnic look
>tfw the irish slaves won in the end
I don't explain Japan to you, don't explain my continent to me.
>50% russian
>50% azeri
>everybody think I am jew
awww this is cute
nice meme
literally all white people look same, dont believe any autists here who talk about ''facial features'' cheekbones or similar bullshit. Especially between slavs and germanics, who mix for 1000+years.
Light brown hair+light colored eyes=80% of slavs and scandis.
t. foreigner lived in scandinavia and now living in slav cunt
no, we are a proud african nation
azeri = jew
its normal you faggot
>tfw 75% norwegian and 25% polish/russian
>look like a foreigner in my own country
How is this even possible ?
I have part walloonian heritage and it fucked up my appearance
Oi-vey, where is my israel passport and german reparations then?