>be american
>get shot
Be american
Justin Turner
Jordan Hughes
>be italian
>get shot as well
Luke Johnson
>be Polish
>fuck Japanese women
Julian Williams
>be italian
>get woped
Kayden Davis
pola pola~
Jaxon Smith
grande
Jackson Lewis
>be american
>hi how are you?
Jason Young
Disgusting
Angel Brooks
B
Luis Moore
-e american get fat, get shot
Cameron Baker
>be Indian
>"u sexy i fuck u hard"
Jack Bailey
>be amerishort
>throw a party
>its just a little get-together
Anthony Ward
What'd you say, Ivan?
Isaac Jenkins
>be american
>get divorced
>tip the ex-wife
Lincoln Peterson
>be amerishart in walmart
>fart
>get shart instead
Andrew Hernandez
>be eyetalian
>go to bunga bunga party
>earthquake happens
>sue scientists for not being magicians
Chase Johnson
>be american
>have american dream
>can't reach it
>get shot
Matthew Nelson
>be american
>have freedom
>can't leave class without written permission submitted to teacher, CIA and FBI
>leave anyway
>get shot by school police
Tyler Russell
>be american
>fart
>gas comes out as a liquid
Carson Long
You just got BELARUSED
Gabriel Sullivan
>be canadian
>sell crysolite to pajeets,even though its banned in western countries
>profit
Bentley Murphy
>amerismallz
Brody Brooks
>be american
>keep boots in the fridge
Kevin Perez
>be american
>microwaves egg to get hot water
>opens fridge to put shoes inside
>see son of wife putting his shoes in too
>hi how are you
>get shot
Juan Barnes
>be american
>go to Walmart to buy ice
>ice is out of stock
>hi how are you
>get shot
Brandon Evans
Why do we pay them if they can't forecast earthquakes
Jonathan Russell
>memetalians
Hunter Thompson
>be kurd
>be penis
Blake Garcia
>be french
>get beheaded
Aiden Myers
>be Italian
>eat tasty food