The Fate of the Furious

Trailer in 50 minutes. Get in here senpai.

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F A M

I think they're running out of words that start with F

3>5>1>7=6>2=4

The F(9)L FURIOUS

Fast Line 9

Fast 10 Your Seatbelts

Fas10 Furious

Fired Up And Furious
Forever Furious

Furious' Fantastic 11

Fast Fappers 12.

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THIS IS BRUUUUHZZZZEEEELLLL

The last one was one of the funniest self-aware garbage flicks I've ever seen, hopefully this one is just as dumb

>Be 2001
>Be 12
>Lil Bro 6
>Go Watch The first Fast and Furious movie
>It was fun
>Bro really loved Dominic's character
>Despite the wrong age, I became Brian and He became Dominic whenever we played NFS Hot Pursuit 2/Underground
>2005
>Bro got diagnosed with Leukemia
>He goes to Chemo gets bald
>Despite his being in pain he smiles at me "Look, I look like Vin Diesel Now"
>2009
>Bro dies only 2 weeks before the F&F 4 release which we both waited for months....

I cried when Vin Diesel he lost a brother when Paul Walker died

Oh forgot worst part:

Every time we went to chemo/operation he always smiled in the car (He was sitting in my dad lap, pretending to drive) and said:

I live my life quarter mile at a time

Well, the ending was pretty much dedicated to your brother with the car peeling away so that was probably pretty touching for you. If your brothers favorite franchise was Star Wars or Underworld you'd have had a pretty shitty childhood but F&F was a damn good one. You can take solace in that.

THE STREET ALWAYS WINS.

*stomps on ground causing an earthquake*

Not a bad poster to be desu

Actually we both liked the first Underworld movie, but it didn't stick with us as much as F&F

We also liked the first Resident Evil movie

wheres the link

it's being broadcasted live on the F&F facebook page

Someone post that gif/webm of tiny Rock standing up to giant Vin.

Well the franchise is pretty shit these days so he's not missing anything.

Nice blog post fag

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Are they in a fucking post-apocalyptic setting now? What is happening?

the fast and the fury road

OPTIMUSSSSSSSSSS

I MEAN DOOOOOOOOOOONNN

IT'S HERE
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pure kino lads

So Vin Diesel got dumped for the protagonist spot in favor of the Rock?
>I don't hate this

Beginning: Decent.
Middle: Pure kino.
End: Unappealing.

FF and Transformers cross movie when?

>Toretto being mind controlled or something

well ok

so let me get this straight, the titles go

>The Fast and the Furious
>2 Fast 2 Furious
>The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
>Fast & Furious
>Fast Five
>Fast & Furious 6
>Furious 7

and now we have

>The Fate of the Furious

This looks so dumb that I love it

>people unironically enjoy these flicks

this looks like the worst one yet

I'm pretty sure Furiousa black mailing him with Ruining Retired Brian O'conner's life

They have a car chase with a Russian Sub.
It'd only be more hilarious if they weren't self aware.

It's the F8 of the Furious.

>MUH FAMILY

Pure fucking KINO

BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM

Jesus fuck it looks stupider than I could've even imagined
Can't wait

We are getting in the age of reverse cuckolding

>"We're gonna need a bigger truck."
foreshadowing confirmed

DONT WATCH IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILED. JESUS THAT TRAILER SPOILED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT TWIST.

The epitome of "turn your brain off it's just a movie"

das ist kino

BLACKED
This too

so basically what happens to letty happens to dom. At least Jason Statham is in it.

>jason statham
>good guy now
>kek

At this rate F10 will be them against aliens. And I'd still watch.

The guy that killed Han gets to join your crew

FUCKING KINO

They need to go into Space.
It's called Cuckqeaning.

Lol

gawd damn

Just end this fucking thing

What is the GOAT FF scene and why is it the one where the rock breaks his cast by flexing?

>"We're gonna need a bigger cuck"

WHAT THE FUCK DOM HOW COULD YOU TURN BACK ON FAMILY?!

THE FAMILIA?!

>theories explaining this shit?

PAUL DIED SO NOW VIN DECIDED TO ROGUE. WHAT A CRY BABY.

On a 1-10 basis how fun will this movie be?

Furiosa is blackmailing Vin about something.

He actually doesn't want to betray MUH FAMILIA

That or given how outlandish this shit has gotten, I wouldn't past it they make up he's under some mind control shit.

it'll go to 11 breh

buckle the fuckle up

>Fate of the Furious
>F8 of the Furious
>It's the eighth movie

Literally only the only good ones are 1 and 3.

8.5

Pretty good, 7 maybe. I heard there's a scene where they drive up the side of a skyscraper.

Long lost son held hostage?

>it's actually richard b. riddick

eh maybe.

THIS LEVEL OF FORESHADOWING

>tfw 2intelligent4familia

11

Quarter mile/10

literally the deepest lore

>Its a Dom is evil for absolutely no reason and has a submarine episode
Oh god what a beautiful trainwreck this will be.

Yeah it's gonna go faster than the limit.

I dislike the flanderization of Roman. He is not funny, he is a stupid clown never since the last movie.

but it'll be an entertaining trainwreck

I'm more hyped up for this than Rogue One

Is getting dumber with each installment a good direction to take?

>that scene where Michelle Rodriguez breaks Vin Diesel's mind control by kissing him

Same.

Captain Furious

The Winter Faster

They should submit these movies to the National Film Registry, they're becoming a genre of their own.

FIRST OPTIMUS

AND NOW DOM

ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN

RATATAT

Why is there just a warehouse full of very expensive luxury sports cars?

Ah, so the whole on-set Rock feud was total marketing ploy to help setup the movie.

seems like it.

Just turn your brain off bro.

Theory: Kurt Russell is in some shady shit and Dom is trying to get proof and get his friends away from him. He assumes The Rock is on it, but he's not.

That's why Furiosa is a "terrorist" hacker. She knows what Kurt Russell is up to.

Cars of certain blood are viewed as investments, and are hidden away like art pieces because they only appreciate in value.

Look up: Sultan of Brunei

Also there are a shit ton of abandoned high dollar cars around the world. Pic relate disa $300,000 vehicle.

This is like the exact situation you bring Paul Walker out of retirement for.

Just CGI him in. I don't care how fake it looks.

This is insane, can't fucking wait for it.
I assume in the next one they are going to fight Darkseid and Thanos at the same time.

The Tech will be better by the time the 10th one comes out.