User, are you going to your local Kinoplex on friday Dec...

user, are you going to your local Kinoplex on friday Dec.16 2016 to watch my performance as Jyn in Rogue One: A Star Wars story? I promise, itll be great fun ;_;

Only if we can cuddle afterwards

No, I'll pirate it in a few months

fuck

Too bad he's dead now

delete this now

I got invited to go so I'm afraid I have no choice.

yes

I got invited and refused, stop being a cuck.

I can't. Disney's new policy banned all straight white males from attending Rogue One.

If you have sex with me right now, sure.

Sorry, but white female saviors are a really problematic stereotype now.

I gotta keep up appearances if I want friends. Especially this one because he constantly buys me stuff.

I got you senpai

>buys me stuff

Oh, please forgive me, you aren't a cuck

You're a whore

Why is this website changing my words.

Is this reddit?!

I'll take that as a compliment.

there's filtered words like 2bh, famalam, kekold
I forgot what turns into baka

She's going to age like milk, I can already tell where the wrinkles would be.

shaking my head

>going to age
user, she's 33

Least he got to do something we all won't be able to before he died

Aged milk is a delicacy in certain places.

>they weren't around in the older days of Sup Forums
kek this is nothing bros

all white bitches age like milk

>ywn drink mongolian alcohol made from fermented mare's milk

Just fly there dumbass

>going to

Only if you give me ten minutes with your feet

>le "im a virgin so i post pics of beautiful women from weird angles in a pathetic attempt to make myself seem like pathetic for having zero chance to score with any woman"

I do that a lot and I get laid. I'm just bitter.

shutup nerd

i only drink the finest breast milks

...

She should be rebelling against god tbqh.

i love you