"We need a black police chi..."

>"We need a black police chi..."
>"He's already filmed 3 seasons Sir"

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>"We need-"
>"I got you, pham"

>"Have you read this new script by-"
>"Sir, Eric Roberts is waiting outside for you"

Fun fact, I went to school with this guys kid, he was my chem lab partner.

This threads never get old

/sarcasm

>WE NEED SOME KANGS UP IN THIS THREAD

>"Get me that black guy that was the lieutenant in The Wire"
>"He's unavailable"
>"Then get me his non-union British equivalent"

Eric, we love you but you really need to do something about your coke addiction.

Or at least get bigger roles so you don't need to do smaller ones all the time to cover for it

>"Vi har brug fo..."
>"Han har allerede filmet sine scener"

How fucking old are you?

Why did his brother steal all the good genes?

I only recently found out that they weren't the same guy

He looks like a knock-off of Jorah from GoT

?

I only know this guy as Zavala.
>What the HELL was that?

I swear after HOC this guy is in literally everything

>Get me Orlando Bloom
>He's unavailable, sir
>Then get me the next cheapest boytoy
>I got you, senpai

>We need someone to play a highly educated black man.

Onomeous is the shit

YOU NEED A NEW DESK

>Get me a fatter less insane version of Joaquin Phoenix

name 3

>We need someone who cannot actually smile
>I gotchu senpai

>We need a bureaucrat who could also be a murderer later in the season.

>"We need a gold med...."
>"she just broke the world record"

That's not a fun fact at all.
Reported.

>she

We need someone to play a sturdy, reasonable black authority figure.

But can also be Indian or Mexican depending on what type of hat he's wearing

lmao

>we need a fatso who looks like he's going to die of a heart attack by the end of the month, like John Goodman
>John Goodman lost weight
>shit, find me someone else who fits the profile
>say no more, pham

>We need a jew.
>Sir, this is hollywood, we have plenty.
>A real jewy jew.

i was thinking of him when i seen OP.
You described his blacklist character tho

Holy shit. I also realized that, also the bald guy who an hero

>WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA

Is that Seal?

We need an arab terrorist
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He probably went from The Blacklist set to the BVS set without even a costume change.

>We need someone to play a quirky/sarcastic middle age women.

>Get me the lead singer of Radiohe-
>Got you, senpai

>We need a man with literal elf ears to star as a black authority figure

>get me a cuckold

speaking of The Blacklist and Homeland

>we need someone to play a bland cop/soldier who gets overshadowed by the much more interesting main character

Nice blog fag.

based rothstein

>We need someone with absolutely no discernible race

>Get me Matt Damon
>He's out of our budget range
>Well get me that guy. You know the one

rip

top fuckin kek

>it's a cop guy gets addicted to pills episode
>it's a cop guy craves pills as he is locked up in a cage and released out into the woods so rednecks can hunt him episode

fuckin pillhead

He started out in the sopranos

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>Did you guys see The Shield?
>The main cop guy was pretty good, we need someone who can be a cop like that. He has the looks and the attitude!
>He's unavailable Sir, I'm sorry
>Get me the other one then

He's unavailable too.

Why does this guy's face remind of a chimp?

user, that was mean.

Because god isn't real and we have a common ancestor with chimpanzees

quick get me that one fat actor

teddycuck detected

>"We need his character to have an early death..."

For a paycheck ,sir

He'd make the perfect Martian Manhunter.

>"Get me that Australian that can't act"
>"Sam Worthington is booked until 2017, sorry"
>"No, I mean the other one"

I'm amazed that he actually managed to have charisma in Suicide Squad.

>Get me a black kid that is not covered in tattoos and jewelry

>Get me an actor that can play a shady three letter g-man

>get me a handsome but relatable white american male for a leading role in my quality low budget project
>i know just the guy for you

I still miss Pete, he was one of the few actors I'd call unique, and not because of his facial structure either. He was based in Sharpe.

>"we need somebody to play a high ranking military officer"
>"I know just the guy"

>Get me a man with a liquid chocolate voice

Impossible, sir.

>We need a mildly racist man who can play a father figure and kinda looks like Regis Philbin.

He's already inside the car, sir.

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I fucking hate how much I enjoy this threads

>"Get me David Keith"
>"Right on it, sir!"
>*comes back a day later with Keith David*
>"no, I said David Keith"
>"This is David Keith, sir."
>"No it's not, that's Keith David"
>"But I thought this was David Keith?"
>"No, it's Keith David."
>"But I thought you said..."

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>We need a talent-less hack on the verge of bankruptcy to play a person with a mental disability.
>Kanye west is under psychiatric care sir.
>no the other one.

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This is too millennial for me to enjoy

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Nah, he's no Chiklis replacement
He's literally
>I need a cop to show up in a few scenes
>I got just the guy

He's a cop over and over and over again
He was SWAT in Terminator 2.
I think he was a soldier who gets black goo'd in X-files
He's so consistent with casting that it could be the same character teach time.

>We need a black female lieutenant but I'm a racist so get me one that really looks like a chimp

>"I want this thing to become an instant meme"
>"Say no more"

I had only remembered him in Generation Kill, he was one of the good ones.

POLICE THAT MEMORY, user!

This dude was a cholo in training day. Got the right skin tone and vague facial features to swap ethnicities and bank acting roles.

Same as this guy
He's been every sort of brown person possible except for the one he really is: Maori

my man

>Sorry sir he was getting some subway
>he'll be on his way

>agreeing to die at 42 to further your career now
real pact with the Devil stuff

he's Maori in fear the walking dead

>David Keith
AKA discount Kurt Russell/Patrick Swayze

yup he played an FBI Agent. I always liked the other agent, Harris I think was his name

>in movies, the police chief is almost always a black male
>in reality, the police chief is almost always a white male

What did they mean by this?

>fear the walking dead
>the walking dead
Go back to >>>/Reddit/
He was maori in once were warriors you tasteless degenerates.

>"We need Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray"
>"I know a Nikki Blonsky but she shampoos my wife's hair"
>"Well let's keep trying to find the real one"

Wut
He wasn't the cholo you fucking moron,
was the cholo

how long before they remove her blue tick?

As soon as you get on the case, Columbo.

He was a Maori in that Crooked Earth (?) one with Temuera Morrison as the ex-military protaganist